#theplagueofjesters

[yondaanaconda]

You can tell a lot about the person from the music they listen to. Put your music device on shuffle and write the first 20 songs that play without skipping. Tag 10 people afterwards (or whatever)

Thank youu buildarocketboys for tagging me!!

1) 50 Words For Snow - Kate Bush

2) Baby - British Sea Power

3) Play With Fire - The Rolling Stones

4) Fawn - Tom Waits

5) Knives Out - Radiohead

6) Down in the Tube Station at Midnight - The Jam

7) Ramshackle - Beck

8) Kilmahog Saturday Afternoon - Alasdair Roberts & Friends

9) Black Swan - Thom Yorke

10) Astronomy Domine - Pink Floyd

11) The Forest Awakes - David Byrne & St Vincent

12) The Dry Cleaner From Des Moines - Joni Mitchell

13) Bird Calls - Charles Mingus

14) Flood Part 2 - The Acorn

15) Happy Together - The Jam

16) None One - Elbow

17) Straight To The Top (Rhumba) - Tom Waits

18) In The Crowd - The Jam

19) Planet Telex - Radiohead

20) Rainy Night In Soho - The Pogues

Eyy wasnt that snazzy, although lots of The Jam for some reason, thank you for tagged me

I tag um, scythelliot, theplagueofjesters, rooglebug & whatweareholdingonto-sam

[spaceprincessza]

theplagueofjesters said: I would’ve taken him/her home right then if I was nose nibbled. I was sorely tempted!!!

[spaceprincessza]

theplagueofjesters said: Gorgeous Thank you so much! I am so very pleased with it.

[yondaanaconda]

When you get this you have to say 5 nice things about yourself publicly, and then send them to 10 of your favourite blogs

aaaahh Kirsty you sweetie, thank youu. Gah okay I’ll try

!) Um, its pretty snazzy I taught myself guitar & keyboard 

”) I like that my hair is pretty thick, I get compliments a lot in hair dressers

£) I’m quite good at voice acting, like here,  which I enjoy a lot

$) I like that I like landscape & nature stuff, like BIRDS. BIIIIIIIIRDS

%) uuuh, I’ve got pretty good taste in christmas jumpers

[yondaanaconda]

Hallo, I have been tagged by the snazzy faces that are Kirsty & Elliot to do the questions thing again and I’m gonna do it again because why not eh? EH?? *heavy sigh*

Rules

1 - Nobody cares about the rules this is my third time doing this I’m not gonna tag anyone else so yeh

Elliot’s Questions

1. If you could be eating anything right now, what’d it be???

Probably Shreddies, I can always go for some Shreddies.

2. A movie you’d recommend??

The Wicker Man, but the 70s one with Christopher Lee, not the remake with ol’ Cagey shouting about bees

3. Do you have any cute pets??!?? ?? ?

Yes!! I have a bulldog called Boris who is super cute and a cat (which is like a Siamese cat but different) who is old and cross eyed and stuff

4. The best music artist/band you’ve seen live??

Uh, well, it depends on what you’re counting it by. Muse were super amazing theatrically and stuff, but the Stone Roses would start jamming half way through and most the songs lasted about 20 minutes at least, I’m probably gonna go with Kasabian though because I jumped around a lot and got punched twice which was far more fun than I made it sound

5. Cats or dogs?? ? ??

BOTH BOTH BOTH

6. When was the last time you climbed a tree??

I haven’t in years and years and years because I’m useless at most physical activities, my friend once borrowed a DVD of mine and when we met to get it back he climbed to a tree and left it there because he knew I couldn’t climb up and get it. (I got it back eventually when he went nack up)

7. What is your favourite beverage? ?

TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAA

8. What languages can you speak? ?? ?

Despite having spoke Spanish, German and Dutch for a bunch o’ videos i can only speak English, and even that is arguable

9. Have you seen Pacific Rim yet?? because yOU NEED TO SEE IT

NOH I HAVEN’T I JUST WATCH THE THICK OF IT ON LOOP (or in the loop *studio audience laughs uncontrollably*)

10. Is there a book you’ve read that you always recommend people? ?? ??

Cormac Mcarthy stuff, Oranges Are Not The Only Fruit by Jeanette Winterson and Moab Is My Washpot by Stephen Fry. READ THEM. READ THEM NOW.

11. Most importantly, do u like plants? ?? ?? ???

I LOVE PLANTS SO MUCH ESPECIALLY TREES

Okay, now its Kirsty’s questions.

1. Have any strange beliefs?

Um, not really, maybe that Shreddies dipped in butter is pretty nice but I was rather drunk when I discovered that so LOW CREDIBILITY

2. Favourite game when you were ickle? (Video game/board game/etcetcetcetcetc)

Oh gosh, I used to have a thomas the tank engine thing for the PC i used to play all the time, also monopoly was purty fun.

3. A band/artist you really, completely dislike?

FUCKIN’ BILL CALLAHAN *hides picture of Bill Callahan in a heart frame*

4. Describe your style

Simon Amstell meets The Hunchback of Notre Dame

5. Is there a show you will watch repeatedly?

RTD DOCTOR WHO, also The Thick of It, and also Rango but thats a film so doesn’t count

6. Favourite place?

My back garden because BIRDS AND GRASS AND PRIVACY

7. Tea or Coffee?

TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

8. Describe the socks you’re wearing (if you are)

Theyre red an have little white stripes and dots, on the ankle theres a stag which is purty snazzy

9. Least favourite country?

Ones run by the Tories.

POLITICAL

10. (ah im struggling with questions) do you.. like..uh…feet?

Feet are alright, not as good as legs though.

11. What is your pet hate?

People playing music out loud on phones in public because uh no stop it

There you go I’m done

I TAG NOBODY

[yondaanaconda]

I have been tagged/cursed by the snazzy face Elliot to do the 11 questions tag thing AGES ago and I'm finally doing it so I'm not longer haunted by the guilt it brings 

There are some rules to prevent 11 questions tag from falling into 11 questions tag chaos:

RULE #1: Always post the rules  RULE #2: Answer the questions of the person who tagged you and write 11 new ones RULE #3: Tag 11 (or near enough or nobody, this thing isn't the boss of you, you dont have to follow any of the rules) (yeh you do follow the rules) people and link them RULE #4: Let them know you tagged them

Elliot's questions:

1) What would be the one thing you would give to your enemy to show that you don’t like them? I wanna say a copy of Mary Shelley's Frankenstein because that book makes me so frustrated, but then they might like it, so, um, a really horrible edition of Frankenstein which has a horrible smell & pages stuck together and a really awful cover. Yeh. That'll do.

2) When was your first kiss? Was it gross? My first kiss was sometime after the 6th of November 2013 *cough* NEXT QUESTION 

3) Who, in the whole universe, alive or dead, would you love to have a coffee with? Without a doubt Stephen Fry. Or Kirsty. Without a doubt one of them two (preferably both but that defeats the point of the question). 

4) If you could buy anything, but only ONE thing, what would you buy? An off switch for social anxiety. Although a Anna Calvi's Fender Telecaster would be pretty great too. Decisions.

5) What’s the funniest thing you can think of? One time my mum was eating an orange and sat opposite her at the table was my four year old sister. Out of nowhere my mum said to her something like "have some orange" and launched an orange slice at her face and we were laughing at it for about five minutes. Its either that or the time someone in my science was telling me how they accidentally killed their cat when they were six because it was one of the most surreal things I've ever experienced.

6) Who is your hero? STEPHEN  FRYYYYYYYYY *into eternity*  

7) When lighting strikes the sea, why don’t all the fish die? Because lightning refuses to acknowledge fish because lightning is pretty ignorant. 

8) What is your biggest fear? Turning into the wanker that is Bill Withermister

9) What TV show would you most like to have a cameo in? SARAH AND DUCK.

10) If you could tell your past self anything, what would it be? "Hallo"

11) Have you ever travelled out of your home country? If so, where to?!?!? Ohoho I have, I've been to Egypt, Israel (I traveled over the Egyptian border & back), Bulgaria, Costa Rica, Finland, one of those Spanish islands and France. 

Okay, um, my questions:

1) How many poundland orange earthenware pot owls are too many poundland orange earthenware pot owls?

2) If you could play music with one musician who would it be?

3) Do you like Shreddies?

4) Seriously though, do you like Shreddies??

5) What books would you mostly highly recommend?

6) Well, well, well, what do we have here then?

7) There's a super big spider in your room, what do you do?

8) How many shares in poundland orange earthenware pot owls production do you own? 

9) Who is your favourite In The Night Garden character? 

10) What would your perfect Christmas jumper be? 

11) How do you feel about having wasted your time doing this 11 questions tag thing? Isn't there something better you shgould be doing? 

I tag these snazzy peeps: ridiculouslysplendiferous, theplagueofjesters, suitupand-killthelastkoalabear & salmagundistew

[spaceprincessza]

@theplagueofjesters That too, yes. Sometimes I hate the inadequacy of words.