#rigelpost

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After a battle

AJ: Everybody heal for fifteen points

Rigel, an archer who never gets close enough to the battle to get hit:

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'Well played, sister. But your ruse will end' to Vancarlo (they’re both Rakshashashashashasas (a twist!))

A note I left myself so I would remember what happened when writing out the story

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A long-time player named John has come to watch today

Rigel: We're trying to figure out if this guy's a Rakshasa, but AJ can't detect evil on him

John: Well they might have a spell or magic item to hide it

AJ: Well Matt's character has detect magic spell

John: You can do that, but it might provoke a fight

John: Detecting magic is considered rude

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Rigel: Can I sense motive on the guy across the hall?

Nick: He's too far away for that

Jess: That is your opinion

Nick: Yes, but my opinion is the one that matters

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Nick: You walk into a room covered wall-to-wall with an ornate mural of wasps

Literally everyone else: 

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Nick: Inside this room you see a human with a tiger's head and paws

AJ: What is with this dungeon and fucking furries?

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Nick: “What other summon icons will you need, Matt?”

Matt: “There’s a lot”

Nick: “I’m just gonna give you Direbeetus”

AJ: “WELP, THERE HE IS”

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Nick: Your owl loses what he's carrying

Nick: Now he's just sitting on top of this unconscious guy

Rigel: He shits on his head

AJ: It's a free action