How??? Do you get one???
What is even the deal with boyfriends??? Like, do you obtain them??? Or earn them??? How do you find the Fanboy Boyfriend???? How do you not scare all male beings away??? Is it reasonable to ask what Hogwarts house they’re once you become interested in said male??? Do they appreciate being pet and groomed??? Do you even groom them or do they do it themselves???? Do they need to be fed cause I think they need to have water and food to survive??? What’s the average life span??? Also is it ok to like,,,,follow them around like you are their shadow or is that considered,,,,,not cool???? Popular people, teach me your ways, o boyfriend obtainers. P.S. I want a Misha Collins, is there a level you reach to get one?








