Please Just Let My Characters Be Real

All I want is my bbys. And a good blog. And for me to write good fan-fics. And con tickets. And good tea. Help.

[van-dyne]

No, you’re not.

[ladykillerfrog-deactivated20211]

Memes of 2017

Changing the Hollywood sign

Gordon Ramsay in search of lamb sauce

“If you or a love one has been diagnosed with Mesothelioma you may be entitled to compensation”

Turning pre-existing memes into wholesome memes

Putting characters/places/things into a hierarchical tier system (God Tier / Mid Tier / Shit Tier etc)

Tumblr ads that are so weird they might as well be shitposts

That awful anime clip of the girl eating the meatball

“take a fucking sip, babes”

Teen Comix strip (a.k.a. “No Fear; One Fear”)

Emoji reviews

lov the cronch

Y’ALL’DNT’VE and YAINT

Stating something in a life-hack-y kind of way then posting that picture of the guy pointing to his forehead

The old man in the red sweater shrugging and the caption is “guess I’ll die”

“cash me ousside howbow dah”

“While you were [doing something] I studied the blade”

The weird gray alien that sits and waits for stuff?? Or something?? He has no legs and a weird nose

“y’all mind if i…”

“what in tarnation” variants

Tumblr turning 10 and The Confetti™

That one too-close-up gif of the white guy awkwardly blinking

Brain expanding meme

Taking the piss out of @writing-prompt-s

[something] machine broke

A smattering of memes making fun of student athletes

Finishing song lyrics and that picture of Meryl Streep shouting

“yeah can I get a fucking uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh”

“some people??? [do things]??? to cope?????”

The shutdown of Club Penguin

Tumblr’s April Fool’s joke this year was just a horse tamogatchi and people seemed to genuinely enjoy it

A sudden call to arms to make McDonalds bring back some sort of Szechuan dipping sauce

“Come visit the Jungle we’ve got [weird names for stuff]” powerpoint slide thing

Those ditty.it videos where you type in a phrase and a robot voice sings it to you

“Bitch I lived”

? Do fidget spinners count as a meme?

Editing panels from Erica Moen comics (e.g. the infamous Cuck Comic)

“In case you haven’t noticed, i’m WEIRD. I’m a weirdo. i don’t fit in. and I don’t WANT to fit in. Have you ever seen me without this stupid hat on? That’s weird.”

Bone-hurting juice

“I confessed to my crush through a Spotify playlist”

Wendy’s mascot as a smug anime girl

Fyre Festival

thanks! I hate it

Okay we’re literally FIVE WHOLE MONTHS into 2017 and I still see so much talk about vore on my dash. Seriously? Why y’all gotta be so fixated on vore? It’s ruining my health and needs to end

“thrussy”

.

okay nvm I preferred the vore

Regular People vs. Creative People

Bill Wurtz back at it again with the history of the world

Mocking people with the Spongebob chicken image

“[X] is dead and replaced with a lookalike: a conspiracy thread” (more of a twitter thing)

mood & big mood

“sir you’ve been in a coma for [X] years”

“do you take constructive criticism on your posts”

respecting women

a post stopping mid-sentence and somebody else comments “[X] killed them before they finished”

cracking open a cold one with the boys….or something

BEGONE, THOT

covfefe

Saying you love [X] by saying “I’m love [X]”

I keep seeing this CGI anime girl with a pink bow and a pink streak in her hair and I have no idea who she is 

The Babadook as a gay icon

“This Post Can Be Reblogged by Anyone” (also, “[X] do not interact”)

A cat photo with a caption in Russian, which someone else then plugs into Google Translate

“The floor is [X]”

Nothing but respect for MY president

Some sort of Woody the Cowboy rp collective that takes over old accounts of toxic people??

Tumblr fucking things up with their “““Safe Mode”””

“How to Talk to Short People” comic but it’s been altered

Crash Bandicoot goes “WWOOOWOWOWOOWO”

“Swear Jar” vs. “[X] Jar” that has more coins in it

“she protec but she also attac”

Powder that makes you say [X]

A bunch of memes heralding the sudden revival of Owl City’s “Fireflies” (most notably the ‘you would not believe your [X]’ meme)

A 3x3 grid of (usually anime) characters with a “thank you” message written over them except the one in the middle usually says “not you”

“Sometimes…things that are expensive…are worse”

oh worm?

Something about……piss in jello….?

just the phrase “piss yourself” in general has become very popular

Using cutesy language like “hewwo”

Pennywise in the sewer

Textposts made with a weird cursive font (I still don’t know how to do that)

I know the “Who would win?” meme predates 2017 but an honorable mention to its revival

Not really a meme but everyone banding together to combat the hurricanes/other freakish natural disasters was so uplifting

that guy who’s with his girlfriend but ogling the girl in the foreground

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty

While we’re on it, turns out the whole Szechuan thing was a Rick & Morty stunt and it didn’t end nicely

“then perish”

Neo Yokio

Overlaying a picture of a monkey getting its hair cut on photos

Mario and Luigi walking into places?

that’s pussy, babe!

kin drama

Edits of the Griffin McElroy Roundabout vine (“I don’t understand [X] and at this point I’m too afraid to ask”)

The overwhelming urge to eat detergent pods

Screaming seagull

“My bike got stolen recently. I was pretty bummed about it“

incels and chads

“omae wa mou shindeiru”/ “I diagnose you with dead“

haiku bot

People reacting to outrageous comments in a double-take-style “you WHAT”

Eric Andre Show screenshots

“Who?” “The girl reading this”

Zootopia pro-life comic

WHY WEREN’T YOU AT ELF PRACTICE

Scam messages asking for bitcoin

[eruditetyro]

pretend

[raybucho]

a trillion motherfucking dollars

bitch i will actively be gay for a year

[eat-your-potato-greens-blog]

I think this means you have to pretend to be straight for a year if you’re gay

[eruditetyro]

that’s called the closet honey

[fagknowledge]

*HYSTERICAL BISEXUAL CACKLING*

[casbelongswithdeansoshutup-deac]

@whydoiactthiswayhelp WAS SENDING ME BI AND PAN PUNS AND MY MOM ASKED WHAT I WAS LAUGHING AT SO I PANICKED AND SAID “Luigi” BECAUSE OF THAT STUPID POST AND SHE DIDN’T EVEN BAT AN EYE SHE WAS JUST LIKE “Oh ok” SO LONG STORY SHORT LUIGI SAVED ME FROM ACCIDENTALLY OUTING MYSELF

[frist--xvi]

Reblog with an inside joke you have with your friends.

“Yes, Captain America has LEGS!”

[keelre-deactivated20151002]

You’re telling me, a man in a luigi mask

[witchelny]

tuck in baby

[redmedic-moved]

it all started in new jersey

[chieivo]

welcome to tHE BONE ZONE

[let-gavin-free]

“WHY IS IT PINK”

[nympah-is-moving]

schmandmann

[namewithsense]

“hör auf damiiit” “hjetz hab ich ihn auch noch schwul gemacht"

[poulerslashes]

Asahi Cooks

[andramion]

“en dan is het met je dorpedingetje van z’n doeidoei” “doeidoei”

[starredfishing]

how bad me be

[ourans-imagines-deactivated2015]

No no no it was the koala driving the truck

[cliteris]

Hey Dandy Dick, ya missed! WOOLOOLOOLOOLOOLOO

[archyvesstuff]

DAVID COOK SAD. DAVID COOK VERY SAD.

[luluquiq-reblogs]

Oh mon dieu, tu es couvert de cheveux ! Et d’EAU !! BLWAAAAR

[tahciram]

We became the stalkers of the stalker that doesn’t stalk us anymore but that’s ok

[wintermoth]

HOE CAGE

[shionxenosaga]

(DOO DO DO DO DO DO DO) *thumbs up*

[sirwaterboy]

Nice to meet you

[thekirbykat]

Oh hey little Dicklicker

[surreyambie]

WHO THE FUCK IS HE

[bluemagess]

mustard

[puppygirlren]

57

[fluffingfloofs]

SQUISH

[blakebelladonnaisms]

Faking my death and becoming a taxi driver in New Orleans totally counts as a career goal!

[themanwiththesuitcaseofflies]

That sounds like a you problem

[charpooseywoosey-deactivated201]

Your house blows balls! And

Some sea stars have legs! And

Smells like Erik’s room. And

Speaking of woodpeckers.

[lindzpie-deactivated20171229]

Meow

[pianoplayersara-deactivated2018]

*quietly* yay

[xakumi]

FILL THAT HOLE WITH ASH

[aliensmoothie]

“embrace the crack” “not yet”

“N O”

“bendy vore”

“mUGHEAD VORE”

“holy bibble” “I NEED TREES

“choot choot here comes Timas” “LASAGA”

“f e a r”

“LMAYO”

“Jessus and talk cat”

fish are friends not food”

[cyberpunkintruder]

*In a deep Voice: “DAVID”

“GOOSE!”

[psycoticmessup123-deactivated20]

@katelyneprice250

Yer a cabbage -_-

[royal-king-q]

@oncoming-storm-stole-the-impala

holy shirt

[mothduck]

[figmentisms]

@theboopofdoops hey guess what

[hesperos-xi]

bing mnood/bing nudes/big mnood/etc - @ the discord server

*someone ships us irl* *exchanges a knowing look* - me and my bff irl

[lisianthoma]

sioon

[feral-flower-child]

*shipping each other*

“You are a murder” (usually used around me lol)

“Spill the tea!“

[chipminkle-deactivated]

WHAT’S UP NERDS?

[casbelongswithdeansoshutup-deac]

“At least three” and “Deadpool Directional Booth”

[whydoiactthiswayhelp-blog]

“*nod* sup nerds”

[casbelongswithdeansoshutup-deac]

Ok but like, Asians are drop dead gorgeous. Yes I realize that “Asians” is an extremely general term and includes multiple countries but for real though. All of them. Gorgeous. Skin, hair, eyes, all of it. How do you do it?!

[whydoiactthiswayhelp-blog]

WELL SEE HERE INNOCENT AMERICAN, WE ARE IN THIS SECRET ASAIN CULT WHERE WE SELL OUR SOULS INTO THE CENTER OF THE WORLD AND IN RETURN FOR OUR GENEROUS OFFER TO THE EARTH GET BEAUTY FOR THE REST OF OUR LIVES, I ON THE OTHER HAND, ACCIDENTALLY GAVE MY SOUL TO A SWARM OF WILD PLATYPUS, AND THATS WHY I HAVE THIS FACE AND BODY

[kamwashere]

i swear if benedict cumberbatch, martin freeman, robert downey jr., and jude law don’t have a scene together at infinity war i will personally sue marvel

also if anyone in the film could make a ‘no shit, sherlock’ joke thus causing the four to look at each other uncomfortably i will greatly appreciate it

[ace-feminist]

Reblog if you are bi, support bi people, or you like cake

[whydoiactthiswayhelp-blog]

Me On Thanksgiving

Me: I hate people Friend: it’s thanksgiving Me: I slightly dislike some persons Friend: better

[topshotpicks]

Tumblr needs more of this….whatever this is.

[cannedviennasnausage]

Is this the same artist who made the original for this

[crybourg]

how women actually are

[ginjaninja3716]

OH MY GOD IF I DON’T EVER REBLOG THIS IT’S PROBABLY BECAUSE I’M DEAD

[aragorn1379-deactivated20150216]

mother fuckin macys sale

[writebastard]

Her name is Doris. Here’s the artist. And here’s more Doris:

[mrs-jamie-wellerstein]

I have a physical need to reblog this every time.

[luckydreaming]

Are fedoras really that bad?

YES YES THEY ARE

[onceuponakhaleesi]

voidethered:

ask-omnipony:

I don’t really believe this mumbo jumbo

I mean it’s a goddamn hat.

Right..?

The white rose, it symbolizes the unique beauty of all the women who wish not to be with a nice guy such as myse-

I wonder if this works with other kinds of hat…

Nothing ventured, nothing gained…

WHEEEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE THAT’S AMORREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Men of Tumblr are my favorite kind of people…

[jamesbleach]

wait, does that mean?

oh boy…….

[usedtobehmc]

Luckily, this nonsense doesn’t work on girls.

Observe…

[rootbeergoddess-deactivated2017]

IT’S GOTTEN BETTER!

[coffeeandcursewords]

This post is immaculate

[mobians-and-chaos-blog]

It can’t be true.

And it can’t possibly work on motorcycle helmets.

I must test it.

Nothing happening so far…

[strampunch]

HOLY SHIT IT WORKS

[pokemon-chick-1personalblog-blog]

What in the world?

Oh why not? This should be interesting.

Here we go!

Were all mad here in Underland!

What the hell! Never Again!

… Actually …

One more time.

[combthecombel]

Alright, I gotta try this!

Can’t be that bad!

….

…oh my god…

[verityglasses]

ask-gmodsfmrocks:

LOL

This just gets better and better

[fairytail-angel]

This is one of my favourite things to look at

[strampunch]

holy shit this stuff is back

[livia-jones]

The Gravity Falls one though

[nightowlhowell]

i wonder if it works for flower crowns?

here goes nothin-

w HAT THE

DID I JUST-

WHAT THE FUCK

[artfulhobbes]

Okay Clearly something is up.

Hmm… I wonder

I’m sure nothing could possibly…

HOLY SHIT

[clolymoly-deactivated20190507]

IT GOT BETTER

[nukewolf]

I HAVE BEEN SEARCHING SO LONG FOR THIS POST OH MY GOD!!!

[cm8x-insanity]

I wonder what happens when you wear 8 of these at once…

[roses-in-fire]

Never not reblog

[ryrobsessed]

IT’S ON MY DASH. ACTUALLY ON MY DASH.

[nusuly-blog]

What the hell?

There’s no way a hat can have that sort of power.

Well, if I ever want to be included.

HOLY SHIT!!!!! WHAT IS THIS GYPSY MAGIC????!?!?!!!!!?!?!

[hellagayangelofthelord-deactiva]

NAT WHAT THE FUCK IM CRYING

[whydoiactthiswayhelp-blog]

You know what really frustrates me?

When people say that fandoms aren’t real and you need to live in the real world and the people you see on the shows aren’t really like that, they just do that in front of crowds. Let me tell you a thing. These people pull people who are depressed and hurting and crying themselves to sleep out of it. They make their lives perfect for a few shining moments. The tv shows give them some glimpse of the good things. It helps them forget about all the pain. It gives us hope. They make us feel happy when nothing else does. Seeing them smile can give us a few less anxiety attacks. I’m not saying that they can fix the problem, it doesn’t work that way, but it makes us feel so much better. Also that whole “you need to live in the real world”. Let me just say a few words. The real world sucks. It does. It breaks you and tears you apart. It’s full of death, and when people die they don’t come back. There is no special holograms to see them in action again. There is no portal to the realm of the dead. There isn’t a way they can just pop back. They can’t regenerate into a new person. When people have problems in fandom worlds, there’s almost always an amazing solution. Guess what. It doesn’t work that way. These fandoms have saved people. Look up how fandoms literally save lives. The people in them save lives. I’ve read so many stories on how someone was going to take their own life, and they didn’t. You know why? Because they remembered about all the good things. Most of those things? They weren’t about the “real world”. They were about their favorite people that are in movies and shows. These things help us cope with the real world. Living in it hurts us. Please, next time you think about saying something bad about the fandoms we’re in, just think of this. These help us. Make us feel that much less suicidal. Give us that much less panic attacks. They really help. Just let us cope the way we do, live and love the way we do. It fixes our lives. Let it.

[deadinparadice]

Don't ever hesitate. Reblog this. TUMBLR RULE. When you see it, REBLOG IT.

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[missy-alexis69]

Cause if i can help someone atleast I won’t have died in vain

[stallingdemons]

This is so important, you all don’t even understand. 

If you are reading this and feel like no on is on your side, I am. I will always be on your side. I will not be against you. I will stand by you. 

Because your life fucking matters. Don’t you dare think it doesn’t. 

[whydoiactthiswayhelp-blog]

If you don’t reblog this, with all due respect, you good sir, are a piece of crap. Reblog.

[whydoiactthiswayhelp-blog]

So a thing I was thinking about when I was listening to the radio

Is that in songs people make it sound like being a “shoulder to cry on” is like so boring and an insult instead of being their lover or something. Let me learn you a thing. I would much rather be someone’s shoulder to cry on then their lover. A shoulder to cry on is someone you trust, and love, whether it be romantic or a friendship love, they do love you and trust you. You’ve seen them at their worst, comforted them, and been there for them. What does that sound like? Something a lover would do. And for me, if I can come to you and vent, yell, scream, or cry, you my friend, have earned my trust. Something that is more important to me than my love. Because I can say I love you and lie to you about it, but my yelling and venting and crying to you? That’s worth more than my love.

[whydoiactthiswayhelp-blog]

Concept:

Fandom courts(like of law) and it’s all for the fandom stuff. People suing each other for insulting each other’s otps, favorite characters, and actors/actresses. Editors bringing each other to court for stolen edits. A fandom going over a ship war. The entirety of tumblr going and making stuff up to see what happens. Fangirls accidentally killing normal people because they said something stupid about their favorite actors and the court has to figure out if they’re guilty or if it’s fine depending on how big the insult is.

[chipminkle-deactivated]

People fall into fandoms in different ways.

1. There’s the plummet, where you find out about a thing and decide to take a look. Then you end up loving said thing immediately and fall straight into this place. For me, this was the Harry Potter series.

2. The slide. You find yourself liking a new series or something, so over time you find out more about it. Slowly, you realize that your blog/life has been filled with this thing. I did this with the Sanders Sides.

3. The calm before the storm. This one is typical in tv show fandoms. You watch one or two episodes, then leave it alone for a while. When you come back to it after learning more about it, its suddenly the best thing ever and you won’t shut the fuck up about it. Yep, this was me with the Supernatural fandom.

Feel free to add more because i’m out of ideas.

[piepieapplepie-deactivated20171]

4. The denial. You hear about a book or show from a friend and see how obsessed they are and you already have enough fandoms you’re apart of so you don’t want to pursue it. They keep talking about it around you so you start to know more and more about it. Suddenly you know all about it without ever reading or watching so you just decide that there’s no use trying to escape it. For me this was Sherlock until i watched it last year.

[casbelongswithdeansoshutup-deac]

5. The second hand. This one is similar to denial but more willing. It’s where you see so much about a show/book/movie and you haven’t seen or read it but you love it. Sometimes it’s through friends (sorry @whydoiactthiswayhelp ) and sometimes it’s through social media platforms. You fall in love with everything about the show: the characters, the actors, the plot, the fandom itself. Then finally, finally you watch or read it and it’s better than you could ever imagine. This is how it was for me with Supernatural.

[whydoiactthiswayhelp-blog]

6. The jealously. For me at least, a few times I have seen people in so many fandoms, that I get jealous I don’t have all those actors and bbys and plots in my life to, so I’ll join and fandom almost as a “in your face, I’m here too. Your queen has arrived, and I’m here to stay” type thing. Then you get more into it then the person you got jealous of, making your love for the fandom even greater.

[lotad]

its funny how people in fandoms think theyre comedic geniuses for ruining text posts

[itsneumann]

[lotad]

i think youre ugly and so are your fandom references on my posts

[sadccharine-deactivated20260226]

[omgkatsudonplease]

you guys love poking bears with sticks don’t you

[iamaslumberbatch]

[sydney-rakestraw]

[knedlozrout]

[thats-captain-jackharkness-deac]

This entire post is perfect.

[aliisalive]

why

[captainlordauditor]

[k6034]

[spnfunny]

Forever rebloging😻😻😂😂

[superweirdnerdalertt]

I’ve only ever seen this post in screenshots 😍😍

[casbelongswithdeansoshutup-deac]

I found it, I found the post

[whydoiactthiswayhelp-blog]

I feel really freaking successful because I found this wow