#rileyb

[justjudefabray]

Jude headed for Riley’s place, he had completely forgot that he was going to have to chaperone prom. It was on him to make sure that the hundreds of teenagers didn’t riot in their prom gear, or worse, spike the punch. He pulled into one of the spots outside of Riley’s townhouse and got out, going to knock on the door. 

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[rubyscout]

"Says here they discovered a remedy for eating stuff ya shouldn't and acting out. Booty! Who knew right?" - Riley, while holding an upside-down magazine.

Shawn raised his head from the couch. "Yeah? That's cool--" He blinks then sighs. "Riley, that magazine is upside down."

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[crimson-warrior]

Riley: "You got any more of those spicy yellow bath bombs?"

"I...never had any bath bombs.... The hell were you eating?"

[waste-land-artist]

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“Uh! Really? Awesomeness!” He stumbled a few times along the way but had exactly zero complaints.

“Can I help with the cooking at least?”

“Sure you can. What you feel like eating? Anything in particular?” She opened the door to her little home, Tallulah looking up from her little perch and squeaking out a greeting at the two. “Hey Tallulah.”

[justjudefabray]

Text [Riley]

Jude: I messed up

Jude: I was on a run and decided to stop at the pet store just to see what kind of toys they had.

Jude: Anyway I have a trunk full of toys for the babies

[rubyscout]

Riley has a lump on his head left from the 𝐖𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐇𝐚𝐦 𝐈𝐧𝐜𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐧𝐭 and gives Shawn a funny look. "Why are you in my house?"

He gives Riley a blank look before dragging his hands down his face. "I swear to god, if you gave yourself amnesia or pretending, I will cry."

[rubyscout]

"Shnoodle. Help. It happened again." - Riley, stuck on his back but too chubby to roll over cause he's in were-puppy form

Shawn looked over before walking over and crouched down. "So like....you can't turn into your big form or human whenever you want?"

And yet he still picked him up and placed him back on his paws.

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[rubyscout]

an email left open on Riley's laptop: "Hello FaceHaver96! i'm a mod from FlutterCraft🌈 ! i wanted to personally thank you for the 4500$ u donated to help keep our server alive! i'll make sure to get you that custom pony body you donated for! i regret to inform you, however, that we don't currently have a way to give you "20 foot horse cock" like you requested but we'll work on it thank you! - shycry999 "

"................."

He answers it.

Well in that case, I would like a refund. And next time I'll be sure to ask my husband before donating such a large sum of money. Because doing that behind his back is very uncool. I will be extremely lucky if he doesn't divorce me! Now I'd better see that money in my bank account soon or else things will get ugly.

He hits send and takes a deep breath.

"RILEY!!!!! WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO?!?!!?"

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