Blood is my weapon

Independent OC rp blog for Hakuro Stathis. Established Nov. 2014. 25+ Mun. Multiverse friendly. Will not smut with anyone under the age of 18

[crimson-warrior]

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[dodomedic]

Approaches Dodo with a bottle of his finest wine and a block of cheese. "Hey. I want to clear up any misunderstandings."

"oh a European's weakness!" He preens, and then pulls out some bread and cured meat, best to make it a whole meal. "Please clear it up! I have probably forgotten it if I deemed it unimportant. I understand this will help you though." he waves his hand as to make the other continue.

[crimson-warrior]

Hakuro flashes his fangs as he smiles.

"Great! Now, remember when--"

Suddenly, a tiny white fairy flutters through Hakuro's head and comes out the other side, holding a glowing orb.

"Tee-hee~! Got your train of thought~!" She giggles wickedly before flying away.

"........."

Blinks.

"I.... Was I just...mind robbed???"

[dodomedic]

"that bitch stole your thoughts!" Pulls out a bug net, from somewhere. "Lets catch her and pin her to the wall!"

[crimson-warrior]

"Hell yeah!" Hakuro cheered as he placed the wine on a counter. "Gods, I hate thought fairies so much!"

He takes the lead, chasing after the fairy as he creates a large bubble of blood in his palm.

[dodomedic]

Approaches Dodo with a bottle of his finest wine and a block of cheese. "Hey. I want to clear up any misunderstandings."

"oh a European's weakness!" He preens, and then pulls out some bread and cured meat, best to make it a whole meal. "Please clear it up! I have probably forgotten it if I deemed it unimportant. I understand this will help you though." he waves his hand as to make the other continue.

[crimson-warrior]

Hakuro flashes his fangs as he smiles.

"Great! Now, remember when--"

Suddenly, a tiny white fairy flutters through Hakuro's head and comes out the other side, holding a glowing orb.

"Tee-hee~! Got your train of thought~!" She giggles wickedly before flying away.

"........."

Blinks.

"I.... Was I just...mind robbed???"

[tieflingkisser]

[lesbianslimefriend]

here's where to find it on windows 10

[the-tiny-dragons-tea-room]

Ugh, it was in mine. It's off now.

[the-tiny-dragons-tea-room]

IT GETS WORSE

I had to turn this off, but it's something that allows Windows and anyone using your device to generate text/images.

LOBOTOMIZE YOUR MACHINES

[marougus-the-dragon]

AI is a freacking plague, I share this for any windows user.

[crimson-warrior]

"You have a daughter??? Oh my god! That's so cute!" He gushed, scooting closer to the other. "And it's so sweet how to play games with her! What's her name? How old is she?"

[erxsxre]

"Technically, if adopted or in my current care counts, it's not on paper but you never know, one day, I'd let it be her decision either way..." He scratched the back of his head a little sheepishly, lowering the pink Hello Kitty switch down onto the table. "Her name is Eri, she's 6."

[crimson-warrior]

"Only 6?? Awww! And Eri's a pretty name too." A thought passed through his mind, he wondered what happened to her parents. To be taken away from them at such a young age...

Pushing that sad thought away, he points to the pink feline switch. "Is that hers?"

[crimson-warrior]

He's currently sobbing over his second cup of pina colada.

"Uuuuhhhhhhhhh huh huh huuuuuuh....!"

Dear lord, what could he be crying about?

[crimson-warrior]

Hakuro's drunken gaze lingered on Rasturn's scaley face for longer than what is comfortable. His right eye blinked slowly before the other followed.

"Whuh...? Uh...worms..." He looks off to the side for a second. "Okay, first of all...if you're talking about the normal parasite, no, I can't get them. Second of all, I just now realized that you have no idea what I'm talking about. And third, please don't explode the sun."

[crimson-warrior]

He's currently sobbing over his second cup of pina colada.

"Uuuuhhhhhhhhh huh huh huuuuuuh....!"

Dear lord, what could he be crying about?

[irritablereddemo]

The dragon slinks around and inspects the cup, perhaps a visage of death has appeared? no, none but those kitschy paper umbrellas to be seen. Rasturn drapes his neck over the other and a claw braces the cup. perhaps he doesn't like the flavor of penis alotta? koala? he can smell the pineapple from his new resting spot. "Shawn doesn't return your feelings?"

[crimson-warrior]

"No...it's not that...!" Came a reply through sobs. "It's just...."

He turns his head, exposing his tear stained face.

"I just...hate FEDS...so fucking much...!"

"I wanna kill 'em all!!"

[irritablereddemo]

Rasturn takes the momentary lapse in attention to snatch the drink cup and all down his gullet. Clearly he didn't need anymore, Rasturn was doing Hakuro a 'solid' well he hoped it was because half of it was liquid. "Feds?" followed shortly by a stupid statement and Rasturn suddenly felt at least 65 million years old. Understanding why parents say 'give you something to cry about'. He wondered how Shawn managed with Hakuro for 10 years in the little pocket dimension. He gets up from his position, feeling that his concern had been played and having no desire to continue this charade.

[crimson-warrior]

"Yeah! Feds! You know, Federal agents! The scum of the earth!" He groans. "Ohhhh how I hate them!"

He goes for another sip of his boozed-up pineapple juice but upon seeing that the glass was empty, he blinks at it.

"Wuh...? Ugh, whatever. I don't care." He said, pushing the glass away from him. "Just like how I don't care about how the wyrm taint is spreading!"

That was a lie, he does care. He cares a lot.

He lets out a sigh. "I don't want this world to end, Rasturn...I like it. It's my second home, you know?"

[irritablereddemo]

"I have never met a federal agent." There was no glass, Rasturn had eaten the whole caboodle and was deciding if he wanted some table to go along with it. Fiber was good? His second eye lid peeled back, he didn't care about wyrm taint either, it sounded like one of Hartmut's many sexual slang. Other than he owned a wyrm taint when he desired to have one. How much his cunty sub liked to dress him up with such sloppy use of languages. "this world is unlikely to end any time soon, the sun would have to." He made a fizzled out hiss. "or the moon leaves, and then the humans cook themselves." he gestured with his tiny claws, he would be fine. some of his offspring might perish which was a sad thought; but nothing was forever.

[crimson-warrior]

Hakuro flexed his empty hand and sighed.

"Yeah, I guess but.... I fear that the wyrm taint will bring the world's end before the sun explodes." He presses his forehead against the table as he rubs the back of his neck with both hands. "Ugh...fuck, I guess I've taken on way too many missions that involve cleansing the taint. I should take a vacation before my brain just...." He makes an exploding noise as he extends his fingers out.

He peeks back up at Rasturn. "I've fought....a LOT of wyrm agents. And let me tell you; they are scary as fuck. ....Worms in human skin..." His body shivers as those words fell from his mouth.

[fancied-another-meme]

↖Slow as fuck with replies but does it anyway.. eventually..

[crimson-warrior]

He's currently sobbing over his second cup of pina colada.

"Uuuuhhhhhhhhh huh huh huuuuuuh....!"

Dear lord, what could he be crying about?

[irritablereddemo]

The dragon slinks around and inspects the cup, perhaps a visage of death has appeared? no, none but those kitschy paper umbrellas to be seen. Rasturn drapes his neck over the other and a claw braces the cup. perhaps he doesn't like the flavor of penis alotta? koala? he can smell the pineapple from his new resting spot. "Shawn doesn't return your feelings?"

[crimson-warrior]

"No...it's not that...!" Came a reply through sobs. "It's just...."

He turns his head, exposing his tear stained face.

"I just...hate FEDS...so fucking much...!"

"I wanna kill 'em all!!"

[irritablereddemo]

Rasturn takes the momentary lapse in attention to snatch the drink cup and all down his gullet. Clearly he didn't need anymore, Rasturn was doing Hakuro a 'solid' well he hoped it was because half of it was liquid. "Feds?" followed shortly by a stupid statement and Rasturn suddenly felt at least 65 million years old. Understanding why parents say 'give you something to cry about'. He wondered how Shawn managed with Hakuro for 10 years in the little pocket dimension. He gets up from his position, feeling that his concern had been played and having no desire to continue this charade.

[crimson-warrior]

"Yeah! Feds! You know, Federal agents! The scum of the earth!" He groans. "Ohhhh how I hate them!"

He goes for another sip of his boozed-up pineapple juice but upon seeing that the glass was empty, he blinks at it.

"Wuh...? Ugh, whatever. I don't care." He said, pushing the glass away from him. "Just like how I don't care about how the wyrm taint is spreading!"

That was a lie, he does care. He cares a lot.

He lets out a sigh. "I don't want this world to end, Rasturn...I like it. It's my second home, you know?"

[crimson-warrior]

He's currently sobbing over his second cup of pina colada.

"Uuuuhhhhhhhhh huh huh huuuuuuh....!"

Dear lord, what could he be crying about?

[irritablereddemo]

The dragon slinks around and inspects the cup, perhaps a visage of death has appeared? no, none but those kitschy paper umbrellas to be seen. Rasturn drapes his neck over the other and a claw braces the cup. perhaps he doesn't like the flavor of penis alotta? koala? he can smell the pineapple from his new resting spot. "Shawn doesn't return your feelings?"

[crimson-warrior]

"No...it's not that...!" Came a reply through sobs. "It's just...."

He turns his head, exposing his tear stained face.

"I just...hate FEDS...so fucking much...!"

"I wanna kill 'em all!!"

[crimson-warrior]

He's currently sobbing over his second cup of pina colada.

"Uuuuhhhhhhhhh huh huh huuuuuuh....!"

Dear lord, what could he be crying about?

[bitethevessel]

reblog if you’re open to banter!

sometimes you just wanna have fun on the dash, and that’s okay!

[crimson-warrior]

Working on a new Hakuro reaction icon

[erxsxre]

"..........." -Just got into Debt with Tom Nook- "I don't like this game..."

[crimson-warrior]

"You have a daughter??? Oh my god! That's so cute!" He gushed, scooting closer to the other. "And it's so sweet how to play games with her! What's her name? How old is she?"

[erxsxre]

"..........." -Just got into Debt with Tom Nook- "I don't like this game..."

[crimson-warrior]

"Could be worse. At least he's not a lone shark."

Pauses.

"By the way, your Mii just started crushing on mine."

[erxsxre]

"....my what...??"

He doesn't know what a mii is...he's not up to date with the lingo...apart from what he hears from one student in particular.

[crimson-warrior]

"Oh, it's a cute little avatar of yourself. In the game I'm playing, you can create avatars of your friends or favorite characters and have them mingle on an island."

Pauses.

"I'm surprised that a fellow video gamer like yourself doesn't know what a Mii is."

[erxsxre]

"..........." -Just got into Debt with Tom Nook- "I don't like this game..."

[crimson-warrior]

"Could be worse. At least he's not a lone shark."

Pauses.

"By the way, your Mii just started crushing on mine."

[crimson-warrior]

He's on the phone with one of his gal pals.

"What do you mean you can't come over?"

Pauses.

"....What the fuck does girl rot-maxing mean?"

Another pause.

"Hello? Hello???"