#ringogangstarr

[johnnytheelf]

in honor of christmas, i, ringogangstarr, will be changing my url to johnnytheelf

and you bet your ass there's a tacky icon picture to go with it

[moonriver99]

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sadly it was from a skrillex song and it was k1leverybody 

[nelamie]

part 4: u tell him u like his dress. he is like "it is not a dress it is an elven cloak" u r like "wat is the difference" he is like "literally nothing" u r like "ok so r we gonna watch LOTR or what" he is like "ya after we finish bangin" u r like "um???? we did for 9 hours. that is 37.5% of the day we r DONE with that" then he is like "u r really smart tht turns me on" and u r like "good now will u do what i want" and he is like "yes" then u r like "lets watch LOTR until we memorize every word"

it's too bad i already know every word OH

[nelamie]

part three: u ask him why gandalf is on his bedspread. he says "bc he is my FAVORITE CHARACTER." u r like "um we cant date anymore" and he is like "i did not think we were dating i thought we were marries???? and y" then ur like "r u srs???? gandalf is shit compared to legolas, lbr." then he says "omg is this our first fight?" u r like "and our last." u walk out the door. he chases u even tho it is RAINING. he tells u he has a legolas bedspread too. u tell him to put it on. he does. on his body

now we're getting somewhere

[nelamie]

part 2 of u + stephen colbert fanfic: stephen is so impressed by ur nerd talk that he doesnt even try to correct u when u say one of the facts incorrectly. but he knew u only said it wrong bc u were so nervous around him. although, why wouldnt u be??? meeting ur one true love is very anxiety-inducing. he takes u by the hand and asks u to watch LOTR with him in his LOTR-themed bedroom. u say yes then bang him for 9 hours on gandalf's face (bc it is stitched onto his bedspread)

is this smut

[nelamie]

u + stephen colbert meet at a LOTR convention. he's making an important speech when he sees u in the crowd cryin bc his words r so POWERFUL. after da speech he finds u, tells u 2 talk dirty to him. u spew out some nerd shit about LOTR for 5 hours

that's the hottest story i've ever heard

[moonriver99]

tag game

tagged by ➵ notanursejustplayoneontv



Rules // Just insert your answers to the questions below. Tag at least 10 followers.

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URL // wastednovak

Real life name // Julia Garcia

Nickname // Jules, Julietta

Birthday // November 12th 


Gender // Female 


Sexuality // Pansexual 


Height // 5’6


Time zone // Eastern 


Local time & date // 3:04 PM September 1, 2014


Average hours of sleep a night // 9-12 hours 


Last thing I googled // what time zone Toronto was lmao 


Most used phrases // are u shitting me, fuck me, fuck that 


First word that comes to mind // foot


One place that makes me happy and why // my grandmas house 

How many blankets I sleep under // two


Favourite beverage // milk, coca cola, peach juice and hot chocolate 


The last movie I watched in the cinemas // the fault in our stars 


Three things I can’t live without // my laptop, ipod and notebook 

Something I plan on learning // TO FINALLY LEARN HOW TO RIDE A BIKE 

A piece of advice for my followers // if something makes you happy, don’t give a shit about what anybody else thinks of it 

You all have to listen to this song // oowatanite by April wine 


I tag //


venomdean


shingeki-no-bbc


ringogangstarr


whosjohnlennon


tobeoneofthebeautifulpeople


knows-not-where-shes-going-to

george-harrisons-right-eyebrow

bitcheslovechrismartin

georgeharrisonsbonestructure

42twinsuns 




[georgeharrisonfacebook]

george what was your favorite facial hair phase that you went through

the hobo goatee thing

y’know

complete with the jesus hair