Aug 10, 2017
my aunt has the best ringtone so we were at a fancy Greek restaurant in Germany, and everyone's like trying to figure out what to order in chaos and the waiter comes over to take our orders from our aunt, who actually speaks German and suddenly her phone goes off and of course, it's this loud: "I like big BUTTS AND I CANNOT LIE" and the waiters just standing there, all confused and she reaches for her phone in her purse and he just leaves he just leaves like "I can't deal with these crazy Americans I'm out"