#rio!ideas

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hear me out. a one shot where they have to film something (ad most probably, or a ‘day with’) and F cannot stop praising P and teasing him, but not in a ‘haha funny’ way, more like in a way that makes P get a hard on that he eventually tries to hide because why is F talking to him the way he talks to him when they’re alone in bed, in front of cameras, crew? (which, lowk P thinks that makes it a bit more exciting but he’ll deny that anyway)

the end will be them being wild at home iykyk

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Fedri hc. My writing skills are basically nonexistent, so please bear with me 😭

Pedri gets pregnant, and they find out in a very unusual way: couvade syndrome.

At first, Ferri wakes up feeling dizzy one morning. He assumes it’s just low blood sugar and doesn’t think much of it, but over the next few days it gets worse.

He starts getting exhausted during training, feeling nauseous out of nowhere, sometimes even running to the bathroom to throw up. Everyone gets worried and thinks he’s sick, so Barça sends him to the hospital for tests.

The results come back completely normal. Perfectly healthy.

But then Ferri starts craving food in the middle of the night. He fills the snack cabinet with chips, candy, and junk food. Mind you, this is extremely weird because Ferri is usually super strict with his diet plan.

That’s when smart Eric looks at him throwing up while holding a bag of chips and goes:

“Bro… your symptoms are literally pregnancy symptoms.”

Fedri just stare at each other.

“…wait.”

So they decide to take a test.

Surprise! Pedri is actually pregnant.

Which means that even though the baby is growing inside Pedri, Ferri is the one experiencing all the symptoms: the nausea, the cravings, the mood swings, all of it.

But Ferri is genuinely grateful for it. He keeps telling Pedri he’s glad Pedri doesn’t have to go through all the discomfort himself.

And somehow, in a weird way, it feels like they’re sharing the pregnancy together.

😭 ferri being so accepting of the symptoms and feeling glad he got them instead of his wife is so canon compliant omg

make him crave shit he used to not like tio like pickles (i hate pickles i will make him hate them too idgaf)

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Tonight bad bunny,alejandra will watch fedri dancing 😅

watch them dry hump and make out*

actually someone should write this

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Pedri owning a switch 2 got me wondering if he plays tomodachi life since everyone else is 🤔 i wonder what games this man plays

mario kart for sure

it would be funny if he had an island n played tomodachi but i doubt he does

anyway someone write a one shot abt him making team (and friends) miis n yapping to ferri abt the mii pedro made of him and yapyap and then one day while they’re hanging at pedro’s place, pedro leaves to go to the restroom, and since they alr had the switch on, ferri leaves the current game and opens tomodachi out of curiosity abt the island and BOOM he sees that his mii and pedro’s mii are not only in a relationship but they’re deadass married (with one kid maybe)

and then pedri gets out the restroom and freezes because frrri wasn’t supposed to see that, he had blindly trusted that since they were playing another game ferri wouldn’t open tomodachi but now he’s FUCKED

anyway maybe pedro tries to change topics and pretend like everything is fine and grabs his controller like nothing (his heart is literally abt to explode) and blablabla maybe a convo about it doesn’t really happen until later because ofc ferri is also kinda processing (or maybe it happens right away with p trying to change topics, which frrri doesn’t let happen, which overwhelms pedro, which makes him more embarrassed and kinda upset and he asks him to please forget about it and idk maybe ferri does for the meantime or refuses and they are forced to talk, which leads to resolution and maybe a kiss). OR maybe ferri immediately looks back at pedri whe he’s out the restroom and makes a reference (half joke) about their married life and blabla and pedro is still, flushed and about to honestly lose it because of embarrassment,,,, saying that that ferri shouldn’t mention it and blabla and that he’s sorry and he’s a bit closer because he wants to close the game and maybe go to his room and start bawling out of overthinking and feeling overwhelmed,,, but it doesn’t happen because ferri grabs his hand before pedro grabs the controller and idk they talk and p is still overwhelmed with emotions but ferri is happy because holy shit he didn’t think this (p liking him) was a possibility (they will be kissing)

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someone write ferran dying of jealousy but internalizing and then exploding but like he ain’t even a thing w pedri yet so it’s a more delicious read

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I actually get that anon tbh. Seeing some accs slowly turning Gavi-central is kinda triggering, but I don’t see it happening here since most of us still support Fedri being monogamous.

Also I just can’t with Ferravi… It’s like watching your bestie’s bf get snatched. 😭

THATS THE ONLY WAY I LIKE THE INVOLMENT OF FERRAVI (and before that one anon starts yapping again…)

i have had an idea on my notes app abt ferran and pedri having a lowk one sided (from the reader’s pov) situationship with ferran without gavi knowing and gavi started hitting on ferran and wanted him and eventually told pedri and pedri got PETRIFIED because he can’t scream at gavi since gavi don’t know abt his long time crush so he just smiles and waves but internally is terrified ferran will fall to the twink’s plans

anyway fast forward gavi and ferran actually are moving somewhere and pedri is just building that anger anguish and frustration bc not only is gavi stealing a man that he wants but it’s all he talks about, so one day he screams at him that he doesn’t give two shirt and is tired of hearing abt it and gavi gets mad too bc what the hell

and bla bla bla more angst until at one party, bc they won something, ferran finds him having drinks by himself and approaches and pedri kind of jumps bc he thought he would be with gavi and asks him abt it with the bitchiest face ever and ferran looks at him so ??? and chuckles saying he doesn’t know, but he wanted to be with him for now and pedri just feels so . much and idk the chat keeps going and ferran confesses that he is glad pedri is staying close because other days he just seems to avoid him or escape from him, and that he’s been wanting to be by his side and pedri tells him that he just didn’t want to third wheel or whatever and ferran just laughs telling him that he’s not doing that, and that pedri is the company he wants by his side not loud-and angry bird gavi

and they just have a nice night, til ferran confesses that he has liked him for a long bit, and was gonna confess but dumb pedri kept pulling apart and pedri just feels like he might explode ANYWAY ofc they share a kiss and are just lovey dovey

gavi sees and eric literally pats his shoulder and tells him you never stood a chance lil bro LMAOSOSOD

anyway i never finished writing it but if anyone writes please provide credit or i will hunt you down and call an etsy witch on you

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https://www.tumblr.com/facesblurry/820423577142755328/5-fics-you-would-want-to-read-i-need-some-ideas?

allow me to add on the after surgery hc? they are just friends still but obviously pedri is in love and fusses over ferran under the ‘excuse’ that ferran got surgery and ferran is literally fine after a while but pedri just continues pretending that ferran isn’t healed yet

omg i love this!! but make it so ferran also allows for the play pretending to keep happening because he enjoys the attention and sweet care. eric is so done with them that he calls them out on their bullshit after a bit and 🫪🫪🫪🫪 obligated to talk bc the call out happened while hanging out with them in ferran’s home, and eric just said that before leaving😭

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5 fics you would want to read (i need some ideas for writing)

fedri where ferran cheats on eric w pedri

ferran being babied by pedri during his surgery recovery (aka making him soups n all for his short after surgery diet)

small one shot where pedri is being given a manicure by their daughter and ferran is dragged (he loves it anyway) to the ‘salon’ play pretend and gets his long hair done