Alejandro: I'm feeling a little... chaotic. So I'm going to tell Rudy his salsa isn't spicy enough. Mind you, he puts like 30 chile serranos in or something like that. *eats a chip full of salsa*
Alejandro: Hey, amor?
Rudy, in the kitchen: Qué?
Alejandro: Your salsa tastes different.
Rudy: Why?
Alejandro: It's not spicy.
Rudy: NOT--IMPOSSIBLE!!! I put 45 chiles in there! How is it not SPICY??
Alejandro, fighting tears: Why not 60?
Rudy: Mi amor, por el amor de Dios!
Alejandro, slowly turning red: It tastes like water.
Rudy: I will put more chiles in next time--!







