#rip caesar

[leonardbirdstein]

Someone’s getting stabbed today…

[corvvuus]

happy birthday gay

GELP. Thank you Percy

[3eyedbibliophile]

So imagine you're Caesar, chilling in heaven, and for the next 300 years, you grow frustrated at the fact that apes and humans can't get along, apes are killing one another, and you have this guy using your name and waving his dick around thinking he's all that and tainting your message and values. Then one day, you see a male ape and female human develop a (not-so) romantic relationship and honestly, you're clinging to any straws you've got so that you can finally rest in fucking peace.

Caeser: Apes and humans fight, Proximus is a dick, and ya'll are killing one another. CAN'T I GET ONE DAMN THING?!?!

Noa & Mae: *smile shyly at each other*

Caesar:

Maurice:

[spork-guitar]

happy ides of march 🫡

throwback to when I saw it in rome last year:

normal guys having a normal time wow. nothing suspicious to see here

oh god caesar look out

oh no he's down. hope no one else stabs him that would sure be unlucky

ah fuck sorry dude

rip caesar

[lucius-in-the-walls]

Merry Tumblrmas everybody

[misqnon]

need to reblog the elon musk song in honor of ides of march

[currently-having-a-gay-crisis]

it’s my fave tumblr day!!!

[that--unusual-person]

Wait, was your birthday today or on the Ides?

the Ides. my birthday is a jojo reference