#rip jyn

[jynzandtonic]

i see your adam sackler x virgin!reader and raise you ronnie peterson x virgin!reader. i'm rewatching the don't don't die and he's just so 🤤. he's an undercover freak with a big dick but also a soft nerd who would be so gentle and sweet with you. 🥰 -🍯

Oh... OH... OH, HONEY. This has been living in my head RENT-FREE since I read it!! 🥵 So for starters, OH MY GOD ISN’T HE JUST THE THICCEST IN TDDD? SUCH A SNACC?

And uh, on the subject of your thots... OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD. Just think about those giant hands holding you so tenderly, naked except for those cute glasses, his forehead pressed against yours, sweet little smile on his face as he encourages you and praises you while your eyes are just filled with these bliss-tears from being stretched SO fucking wide for your very first time, him telling you all the dirty nasty things he wants to do with you now that the two of you are intimate like that, JESUS CHRIST HOW HAVE I NEVER CONSIDERED THIS BEFORE

ALSO IT GOT ME THINKING, HONEY

I SEE YOUR RONNIE x VIRGIN!READER AND I LOVE IT AND I LOVE YOU AND I RAISE YOU...

VIRGIN!RONNIE x VIRGIN!READER

Like OH MY GOD you’re fucking POPPING EACH OTHERS CHERRIES and he’s whimpering and his thighs are shaking as he pushes his giant fucking cock into you and trying not to pass out cause he’s never felt anything grip him so tight and your whole body is quivering and you’re digging your nails into him and trying not to cry from the stretch cause it feels so GOOD and you both are trying not to totally lose it and wake up the entire neighborhood I...

RIP it’s been real y’all ☠️

[jynzandtonic]

Jynz!! I've had an epiphany! (thank you fanfiction) I don't know why I never realised it before and I had to share with you!! But Ronnie's black undershirt *drools* like what if he used it as a makeshift blindfold on you/or you on him during sexy times???!!! *cries in horny*

Oh-ho-HO... you mean THIS BLACK UNDERSHIRT???

THE ONE THAT MAKES ME ABSOLUTELY FERAL?!

OH MY GOD JUST THINK OF THE WAY IT’D SMELL LIKE HIM IF HE USED IT AS A BLINDFOLD ON YOU

THINK OF HOW SENSITIVE HE’D BE IF HE COULDN’T SEE WHAT YOU WERE DOING WHILE YOU TEASED AND SUCKED HIS COCK

I

I CAN’T, I’M OUT, BYE

[jynzandtonic]

Ok but can you imagine coming home one day to find that Sackler has attached mirrors all alongside the wall by your bed. And you’re like wth??? And Sackler shows you very quickly what he put them up for. 🥵😳

*bursts into flames* HOW DARE YOU COME AT ME WITH MIRROR SEX THOTS DO YOU EVEN KNOW HOW HOT I FIND THAT SHIT?!

[jynzandtonic]

I never thought I’d be interested in domming somebody but lately I can’t get the idea of tying Clyde down out of my head. I’d make him sit and watch as I’d make myself cum over and over—on my fingers and then with toys. Once I’m tired out, if I was feeling generous, I’d sit on his chest, scoot back a little, and take his dick in my mouth, just to give him a little relief. I feel like he wouldn’t be able to help himself with my pussy so close to his face; he’d strain against the ties, aching for just a taste. The second he got close enough to touch me, I’d climb off him, take his jaw in my hands and say, “did I ask for your help?” And then I’d make him lick my fingers and I’d start the process all over again 😈

oh mY GOD 😈 ANON I AM ABSOLUTELY ON FUCKING FIRE WHAT THE FUCK

THIS IS A PICTURE OF MY ACTUAL FACE READING THAT

MY FACE IS STILL LIKE THAT AND WILL PROBABLY REMAIN AS SUCH

HOLY SHIT

A ROUND OF FUCKIN APPLAUSE FOR YOU

[jynzandtonic]

Bro i was watching a facials compilation (that’s my kink soz) and there was this guy that like... idek how to describe it but his cum wasn’t like ropes?? But like... like imagine if someone literally poured a glass of condensed milk, it was like THAT, like it wasn’t a stream it was “wide”?? Im not making any sense my point is that that’s how Clyde cums imo

1) don’t apologize for anything, literally ever

2) especially that

3) oh my fucking god

[jynzandtonic]

Ok but imagine Charlie: a respected man, a man that likes art and is such a good father, the same man who picks up his lover from work whenever he can. He cooks a nice dinner for her -candles and all- until he pulls out a bag full of toys to play with his baby. Bitch I CANT BREATHE

Alright, fucking FINE. SURE. Just roll up in here and make me think about Charlie Barber, this fine gentleman...

... showing you the lovely powder-blue clit wand; the smooth glass g-spot massager, curved upward and rounded at the tip; the pretty little gag bar and cuff set, all black and gold with velvet ties; the elegant riding crop and spanking paddle; the whisper-quiet wearable vibe he can control from his phone for days when work keeps you apart.

All these beautiful toys, just for you. Only you. His Rosebud.

But if you’re bad? If you cum without him while you’re apart? Oh, oh, oh. He’ll tie you to the bed and tuck the teeny, tiny bullet vibe just inside your panties, not quite turned up high enough, not quite where you need it. You’ll whine and writhe and squirm to try to catch it between your thighs, but you can’t.

And Charlie? He’ll settle into the chair in the corner with a good book and a dram of scotch. He’ll decide how well behaved you are after, say, a half an hour... to start with.

[jynzandtonic]

👏 baby 👏 daddy 👏 sackler 👏 au 👏... head full many thots

BRUH

RIGHT

just think about when you admit to yourself it’s not just a practical arrangement

just think about when he realizes how much you want his baby, HIS baby, how it’s not just fucking for a logistical purpose...

[jynzandtonic]

OH MY GOD I just read your 'How kind of you' charlie thing and I thought about reversing the roles and asking Clyde to do that while you blow him and put a vibe on the parts of his shaft you can't reach and now I CANT BREATHE

WELL OKAY, NOW I HAVE A NON-REFUNDABLE ONE-WAY TICKET INTO OUTER SPACE  *waves* i’m launched, homie BYEEEEEEEEEE

WITH THAT SWEET WV TWANG UGH