#a goddamn genius

[epigramph]

this whole black parade bit is easily one of the best things anthony has thought of

[jynzandtonic]

I never thought I’d be interested in domming somebody but lately I can’t get the idea of tying Clyde down out of my head. I’d make him sit and watch as I’d make myself cum over and over—on my fingers and then with toys. Once I’m tired out, if I was feeling generous, I’d sit on his chest, scoot back a little, and take his dick in my mouth, just to give him a little relief. I feel like he wouldn’t be able to help himself with my pussy so close to his face; he’d strain against the ties, aching for just a taste. The second he got close enough to touch me, I’d climb off him, take his jaw in my hands and say, “did I ask for your help?” And then I’d make him lick my fingers and I’d start the process all over again 😈

oh mY GOD 😈 ANON I AM ABSOLUTELY ON FUCKING FIRE WHAT THE FUCK

THIS IS A PICTURE OF MY ACTUAL FACE READING THAT

MY FACE IS STILL LIKE THAT AND WILL PROBABLY REMAIN AS SUCH

HOLY SHIT

A ROUND OF FUCKIN APPLAUSE FOR YOU

[ensignfinnclifton]

i’m watching idiotest and i feel like a goddam genius

[thefuckwhisperer]

I saw this dude, he was wearing a leather jacket, and at the same time he was eating a hamburger and drinking a glass of milk. I said to him "Dude, you're a cow. The metamorphosis is complete. Don't fall asleep or I'll tip you over."

Mitch Hedberg