Zekna Has A Go: Lipi dies quickly
I begin by greeting my friend, the farmer Thothil Pobeala. She tells me of the hill titan Unib Islandion to the southeast, in the Hill of Planks.
She asks me to kill Mong Worriedhowl the troglodyte, in Stirredechos the Butcher of Distractions, a days travel to the north. She mentions creeping things slithering out from below ground. (How do these people remember these full-sentence names?)
Thothil has no family to speak of, despite her house being packed with 8 other people, and disagrees when I say she looks like a mighty warrior.
The nearby area features a lot of grassland and a nice river. The local area appears to be called "The Steppes of Romance." I seem to have succeeded in choosing an evil starting place.
I wander around for a day and a half. Nothing seems to be in the area. After resting in a village I find the fortress Seducearm (home of "The Craterous Witch"). I decide to head there; though it's more than a day away and there are no roads.
While trying to make it around the deep rivers in the area, night falls. Eventually, it comes: Incessant cackling from all around me. I knew this would probably happen sooner rather than later, given the world gen parameters I chose.
I immediately start sprinting north, the direction of Seducearm. I see two boogeymen right off. One gets right on my tail, but I manage to charge him and knock him over. I continue to run northwards. More emerge from the forest, with me managing to knock down all that get close.
Eventually more than one of them are pretty close to me. I decide it's to risky to try attacking and try to just run.
Then: The closer one kicks me, breaking my left big toe. I see my speed drop from 1000 to a meager 585. I know it's over; all I can do is try to put up a fight.
I begin by greeting my friend, the farmer Thothil Pobeala. She tells me of the hill titan Unib Islandion to the southeast, in the Hill of Planks.
She asks me to kill Mong Worriedhowl the troglodyte, in Stirredechos the Butcher of Distractions, a days travel to the north. She mentions creeping things slithering out from below ground. (How do these people remember these full-sentence names?)
Thothil has no family to speak of, despite her house being packed with 8 other people, and disagrees when I say she looks like a mighty warrior.
The nearby area features a lot of grassland and a nice river. The local area appears to be called "The Steppes of Romance." I seem to have succeeded in choosing an evil starting place.
I wander around for a day and a half. Nothing seems to be in the area. After resting in a village I find the fortress Seducearm (home of "The Craterous Witch"). I decide to head there; though it's more than a day away and there are no roads.
While trying to make it around the deep rivers in the area, night falls. Eventually, it comes: Incessant cackling from all around me. I knew this would probably happen sooner rather than later, given the world gen parameters I chose.
I immediately start sprinting north, the direction of Seducearm. I see two boogeymen right off. One gets right on my tail, but I manage to charge him and knock him over. I continue to run northwards. More emerge from the forest, with me managing to knock down all that get close.
Eventually more than one of them are pretty close to me. I decide it's to risky to try attacking and try to just run.
Then: The closer one kicks me, breaking my left big toe. I see my speed drop from 1000 to a meager 585. I know it's over; all I can do is try to put up a fight.
I try to grab the boogeyman's head with my arm. I miss. He hits me and I give in to pain.
The usual boogeyman rape immediately ensues. They bite and tear the skin and fat off my head. After a while they kick my skull in. With a total of 5 boogeymen gathered around my body, I say goodbye to my first adventurer. The first death in a string of many horrific murders bound to be committed by this world.
In retrospect, I would've never been a respected hero with a name like "Muderedfull."I try to grab the boogeyman's head with my arm. I miss. He hits me and I give in to pain.
The usual boogeyman rape immediately ensues. They bite and tear the skin and fat off my head. After a while they kick my skull in. With a total of 5 boogeymen gathered around my body, I say goodbye to my first adventurer. The first death in a string of many horrific murders bound to be committed by this world.
In retrospect, I would've never been a respected hero with a name like "Muderedfull."I begin by greeting my friend, the farmer Thothil Pobeala. She tells me of the hill titan Unib Islandion to the southeast, in the Hill of Planks.
She asks me to kill Mong Worriedhowl the troglodyte, in Stirredechos the Butcher of Distractions, a days travel to the north. She mentions creeping things slithering out from below ground. (How do these people remember these full-sentence names?)
Thothil has no family to speak of, despite her house being packed with 8 other people, and disagrees when I say she looks like a mighty warrior.
The nearby area features a lot of grassland and a nice river. The local area appears to be called "The Steppes of Romance." I seem to have succeeded in choosing an evil starting place.
I wander around for a day and a half. Nothing seems to be in the area. After resting in a village I find the fortress Seducearm (home of "The Craterous Witch"). I decide to head there; though it's more than a day away and there are no roads.
While trying to make it around the deep rivers in the area, night falls. Eventually, it comes: Incessant cackling from all around me. I knew this would probably happen sooner rather than later, given the world gen parameters I chose.
I immediately start sprinting north, the direction of Seducearm. I see two boogeymen right off. One gets right on my tail, but I manage to charge him and knock him over. I continue to run northwards. More emerge from the forest, with me managing to knock down all that get close.
Eventually more than one of them are pretty close to me. I decide it's to risky to try attacking and try to just run.
Then: The closer one kicks me, breaking my left big toe. I see my speed drop from 1000 to a meager 585. I know it's over; all I can do is try to put up a fight.
I try to grab the boogeyman's head with my arm. I miss. He hits me and I give in to pain.
The usual boogeyman rape immediately ensues. They bite and tear the skin and fat off my head. After a while they kick my skull in. With a total of 5 boogeymen gathered around my body, I say goodbye to my first adventurer. The first death in a string of many horrific murders bound to be committed by this world.
In retrospect, I would've never been a respected hero with a name like "Muderedfull."