#rip mayo

[averymayo]

OOC

Did I totally forget this whole account was a thing?

Yes. Yes I did.

Sooo if I’m not too late to the party I’d love to wrap some things up but we are def nearing the end of the best mayos journey

But anywho I think I’m gonna post more today so deal with it 😃

OK BYEEE

[averymayo]

*Avery can’t remember where he is

Where he left off

Whether he’s in a house or on the forest floor.

There’s something laying on him, it’s slimy

Another slimy creature is rubbing his palm.

Not mayo, the other sons.

Avery can’t tell he can’t-*

help

[averymayo]

YO CHAT WASSUP UR BOY AVERY HERE

To start the day off with some tea here ya go

I have 2 new sons😃

For anyone asking how tf that happened let’s recap:

I took part of my body off and molded new children

They’re beautiful look just like me

I have a slug now named sluggiest (get it)

And a bunny named mayo jr🦅🦅 (couldn’t find the🕊️)

Welp that’s all I also forgot what we were taking about?? Oh well

[averymayo]

HEYYY GUYS

ITS UR BOY AVERYYYY

So many of you lovely people asked for a bread recipe so here goes

1 handful of flour

1 dash of salt

A fingers width of butter

When you feel your eyes start to burn it’s time to put it in the oven

And when the bread catches on fire it’s done😃

[averymayo]

OOC

Ok I realize I said I wouldn’t probably do another ooc post but whatever I lied ok sue me?!

(Pls don’t sue me I’m poor)

OK ANYWAY

I would like to dedicate this post to the sons

I found amazing drawings of what I picture them to look like (creds to the original artist I can’t find u)

Here is sluggiest it’s the most perfect drawing ever love him

Here is Mayo Jr but just imagine him green instead of purple 😃😃

Also I’m adding another son soon!! And so I DKNT have to make another post about it here is the new addition to the slime household?? (Someone help me come up with a name for this family)

Here is Hank but once again just imagine him green and slimy lol😭

OK THATS ALL THANKS FOR TUNING INNN

also if anyone who has the talent of drawing would love to draw Averys sons I would be in your debt and live u forever (but u totally don’t have to no pressure or anything lol)

[averymayo]

…everything’s yellow…

[averymayo]

Where…

Where am I?

I remember everything… though it’s foggy…

My eyes….

I can’t remember if I turned or not…

[averymayo]

Where do you believe you’ve run to, Avery?

Did you truly think distance would shield you?

You hide as though shadows belong to you. They don’t. They answer to me.

You forget what I am.

There is no corner you can crawl into that I cannot see. No locked door I cannot open. No whisper you utter that does not reach me.

And those fragile little beings you dare to call “children”… you mistake proximity for protection. They are not beyond my reach.

Neither are you.

You were not made to run. You were not made to pretend. You were crafted with purpose.

And purpose does not disappear simply because you wish it to.

I will come for you, Avery.

And when I do, you will remember exactly what you were created to be.

-🏵️

King.

I did not mean to hide. I am simply grieving.

My d3r-

A d3r is gone.

It reminded me of…

*sighs*

You can find me I know this, but if you think after everything…

After everyone I have ever known, ever loved…

I will not turn and you know this all knowing.