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Benedict “out and looking an acting like a barchelor”. “Every time [Benedict’s PR] they try to distance BC from the ShamWow SoFail’s team and/or deluded stans interfere”.

This is all too funny. I might as well say: Poor skeptics. They are just so desperate to keep the fake fairytale alive. But who are they trying to convince?

Yup. Only themselves.

#gatorfisch #rip-dorkybatch #aeltrileaf #haters #skeptics

Tee-hee 😈😜 Time for the head to hit the bed goodnight Sweet Dreams 📴 💤

#Benedict cumberbatch #Sophie Hunter #rip-dorkybatch #goodnight

http://gatorfisch.tumblr.com/post/147400120171

So rip-dorkybatch posted this, apparently in an attempt to claim that Sophie is engineering a smear campaign against Benedict, I guess.

But here’s the funny part: this graphic is describing exactly what THEY are doing to Sophie.

Talk about DUMB.

#rip-dorkybatch #cognitive dissonance #isn't it ironic?

http://rip-dorkybatch.tumblr.com/post/143353113673/well-after-the-to-do-on-twitteri-couldnt-help

Well, thank the Gods that Rip-Dorkybatch (aka licensed-to-ruffled-dat-hair and johnlock-is-my-high) was able to found a way to keep herself in denial. Otherwise, she’d had to accept reality and that her fave wasn’t available anymore.

#rip-Dorkybatch #sgb #lmao #she doesn't wear rose tinted glasses #she wears hate goggles

http://rip-dorkybatch.tumblr.com/post/141859064463/well-someone-better-explain-those-photos

#rip-Dorkybatch #lmao #sgb #butthurt to the max #i am cackling

http://gatorfisch.tumblr.com/post/138641541966/rip-dorkybatch-gatorfisch-rip-dorkybatch

http://gatorfisch.tumblr.com/post/138639292111/idk-about-any-strap-but-when-i-zoomed-in-i-saw

OMG, this is so SAD. This is what they are resorting now? pointing at a shadow and saying “It’s a seam!!”?

Please, explain then, why in this picture from the same set, the “seam” has moved entirely to the side:

And in this one, it has moved to the opposite side:

Why, it’s almost like the “seam” is moving over Sophie’s belly as she is shifting her body from looking at the cabana to looking in front of her... almost like a shadow!!!

Let’s do a side-by-side, shall we? (I’m in a helpful mood today)

It’s a shadow, people... and it looks weird at the edge of it for the same reason the edges of the lounge chair in the frame also look weird. Because this picture was taken with a photo lens from a long distance, and the photog zoomed in and toggled with the contrast/brightness of the pictures to make them more “clear” and sellable for the tabloids.

Seriously, Gator and Dorkybatch, you should try a little harder when concocting your fantasies and conspiracy theories. It’s almost insulting that you think that you are fooling anybody with this.

By the way, bonus gif to further illustrate my point: