🔫 Mista and Risotto! 🔪 (Thank u!)
mista…oh I feel so bad clowning on him but he makes it very easy
messy. leaves his shoes thrown across the floor and gets water all over the bathroom tiles and doesn’t wipe it up. you politely ask him to please clean up this pigsty and he says “yeah of course babe :)” and then doesn’t. and it’s not that he does it on purpose it’s just like he doesn’t even perceive the mess
blanket hog to the extreme. you’ll wake up freezing with no covers and start trying to yank them out from under him. he wakes up and is like “oh babe! here let me cover you up :)” and then promptly falls back asleep, rolls over and steals them all again. at this point just get your own
risotto is just so stoic. when you first start dating him you figure he just needs some time to loosen up. not really. he does eventually feel much more comfortable around you but the straight-face rarely goes away. you’ll learn to pick up on his subtle mannerisms but that’s about it. you surprise him with his favorite take out because he’s been stressed lately and his reaction is just “thank you. this is very considerate :| “
kind of weird about physical affection. he touches you like he has no idea how to do it lmao, which is probably because he didn’t get much affection growing up or even into adulthood (sad), but it results in him sort of awkwardly rubbing his hands up and down your arms, patting your back very stiffly, petting your head like a dog (still sad but funny)