a/n: im overly freaked out right now, i think its time i dip my toes into this ^^;; don't be shy to request nsfw guys... hint hint hint
tags: nsfw under the cut, various jojo characters, reader is gender neutral, both male and female genitalia mentioned (?) , some characters aged up (duh!)
MINORS DNI 🔞
Knows what they're doing / An Expert
Caesar, Lisa Lisa, Polnareff, Hol Horse, N'doul, OLD Joseph, Yuya, Bruno, Prosciutto, Jotaro, Weather Report, Miuccia, Mountain Tim, Jobin, Acca Howler, Ermes, Abbacchio, Suzi Q, Formaggio
Sloppy with it
Gyro, Paco, Joseph, Kars, DIO, Kakyoin, Steely Dan, Hol Horse, Mikitaka, Mista, Risotto, Melone, Diavolo, Anasui, Jolyne, Narancia, Gappy, F.F, Hato, Funny Valentine, Oyecomova, Yuya, Acca Howler, Magent, Mista
Extremely calculated
Rohan, Diego, Santana, DIO, Kars, Avdol, Tonio, Kira, Giorno, Fugo, Toru, Rai, Sandman, Dragona, Hot Pants, D'arby Brothers, Vanilla Ice, Kakyoin, Yukako, Pucci, Mamezuku, Kei, Key West
CW : 18+ MDNI; ALL THESE VIDEOS CONTAIN EXPLICIT VISUAL SEXUAL CONTENT.all of these are for fem!reader
All the characters are of legal age. English is not my first language, so there may be typos.
!¡ Links in the stars !¡
Part1-Part2-Part3-Part4
𝓖iorno 𝓖eovanna
★ Before a dinner with Passione, Don can't control himself.
★ Giorno fills you up until you overflow, he likes to watch while he spills.
★ Giorno is a sweetheart, but sometimes he can get a little naughty and spank you.
★ He's good at a lot of things, especially fucking you so well.
★ He'll bend you over and fuck you in any way possible.
𝓑runo 𝓑ucciarati
★ Being the leader of a gang like Passione is stressful, that's why you give him encouragement every morning.
★ Isn't it inappropriate for him to sleep with the waitress who always serves them at the restaurant?
★ Have you seen how he looks at you when you're on top? Bruno worships you like a goddess.
★ Having sex at sunrise is one of Bruno's favorite things to do during his days off.
★ Assembling it until it leaks and leaves a mess behind.
𝓛eone 𝓐bbachio
★ You asked him if he still had the handcuffs from when he was a police officer.
★ This has become routine. Before meeting the guys, Leone will fold you over on the kitchen table.
★ It's Abba's birthday, and as a gift you wear some cute black lingerie that he loves.
★ He's kind of rough when he's fucking you like that.
★ Showing him her new look. He loved it, actually, he's so sweet sometimes when he touches her body.
𝓟annacotta 𝓕ugo
★ Fugo is the worst person to make jealous because he always beats you up afterwards.
★ Poor Fugo, he's just a baby who needs affection.
★ He usually scolds you for being too lazy, even to get dressed, but since you're giving him a treat, he'll let it go.
★ Do you know what Fugo needs to relax after a stressful day? That's right! You sitting on his face!
★ Fugo is a needy little baby who needs a mommy.
𝓖uido 𝓜ista
★ Who cares if the guys are around? Mista definitely doesn't.
★ Guido eats you fiercely because he loves your taste.
★ He wants to peek under her bra.
★ Swinging on him, so excited.
★ The only number four that he likes.
𝓝arancia 𝓖hirga
★ He can't keep his hands off you when you rub against him like a bitch in heat.
★ Narancia is a bit dim-witted, but he learns quickly when it comes to you.
★ He gets embarrassed when you clean up the mess you helped him make.
★ Narancia is a talkative person, so you have to shut him up even if it ends up exciting him even more.
★ On the way back from a day at the amusement park, Narancia fucks you against a teddy bear he won for you.
𝓣rish 𝓤na
★ Trish can't contain herself, her pussy tastes so good she can't help but touch herself.
★ You ripped her designer tights, she's furious! So you better use that tongue of yours to calm your girlfriend down.
★ Sometimes she needs so much contact that there's no time to take her clothes off.
★ Birthday present, eating you by candlelight.
★ Trish is a spoiled brat, put her in her place.
𝓓oppio/𝓓iavolo
★ Diavolo will keep you as his favorite pet.
★ Diavolo fucking you hard against the mattress.
★ Diavolo thinks you look so beautiful like that, Doppio will deny it but he thinks so too.
★ Doppio is so sweet kissing and caressing you, Diavolo taught him how to please you.
★ Hold on tight and show him that life is more than just obeying the boss.
-extra-
✭ A night out with Leone and Bruno to celebrate a successful mission.
✭ The best birthday present Giorno and Trish could give you.
✭ Party with Passione
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La esquadra
𝓡isotto
★ He arches your back almost painfully while fucking you hard.
★ Your skin is the canvas for Risotto's fine art.
★ Do you think you deserve his dick? He thinks that you shouldn't rub against his boot like the little dog you are.
★ Making you cry and choke.
★ There's no better birthday present than you all dressed up and tied up at his mercy.
𝓜elone
★ You want him to get you pregnant? Fine, he won't complain! After all, he's a pervert for that kind of thing.
★ He doesn't mind being in public! He'll make you orgasm even if you're stuck inside the car.
★ He traps you in unusual positions because he's a shameless pervert.
★ Making a slight mess that he loves
★ Melone is a fucking pervert, so it's no surprise that he likes to fuck you outdoors.
𝓖hiaccio
★ He finds it kind of annoying how wet you get, but he keeps going because he likes making you squirm.
★ Fucking you fast and hard on the couch at team headquarters.
★ A firm hand in your hair, making you tremble.
★ Ghiaccio keeps you on a leash like the sweet little dog you are.
★ Marking you all over so everyone knows you belong to him.
𝓟rosciutto
★ He's fucking you rough.
★ He finds it funny when you say it hurts.
★ He doesn't mind leaving you sore; in fact, it even seems like a good thing.
★ You leak so well.
★ Squeezing it between her fluffy thighs
𝓕ormaggio
★ Delicious licks
★ He loves the sight of his ass making a hot dog with him.
★ Using your stand to shrink a little and let you have fun
★ Nimble fingers slipping over panties.
𝓣lluso
★ Lazy blowjob
★ Trying to swallow it whole without choking.
★ He actually uses his language well.
★ Tearing her pantyhose and burying her face between her thighs.
★ Opening you up wide so it can slide in better.
-extra-
✭ You talk too much, so Illuso, Ghiaccio, Risotto, and Prosciutto gave you something to occupy your mouth.
✭ Risotto and Ghiaccio are punishing you for ruining a mission.
✭ Melone and Formaggio having fun with you
Finally finished, phew! 😮💨 Honestly, this one took a lot of work, it was supposed to be released earlier but I got super lazy, anyway, I hope you liked it.
just woke up from a nap n Im thinkin about some of the best nap buddies in JJBA…
Jonathan, his broad chest so large you can use it as a pillow. On your side, left arm wrapped around him, and his right arm behind you settled on your waist. You lace your fingers with his, nestled perfectly in his arms.
Caesar, on his side facing you, one hand under your pillow to prop you up for the optimal angle. The other hand on the small of your back, pressing you gently forward to twirl legs together in a gentle knot.
Avdol, who lets you rest your head directly on his beating heart, that warm center of circulation grounding you to this moment. He brushes his fingertips against yours, his lips on your forehead murmuring sweet words that relax your sleeping face.
Josuke, wrapped completely around you like net. He tucks your head into the crook of his neck, where you can smell the sweet, woody cinnamon of his cologne, his arms and legs basically a weighted blanket. His soft breath tickles your nose.
Mista, his arms a belt around your waist, your back to his chest. His chin tucked on your shoulder, leg between yours, low snores directly in your ear. Curls brush your neck, the Pistols curling around your pillow, with his back to the doors and windows.
Risotto, with a cool body like a godsend in the summer. Stripped to your underwear, the AC blasting, his large, scarred hand settled just barely on the base of your neck. White hair mingles with yours as he takes a rare break, foreheads touching.
Hermes, lacing her fingers with yours, her other arm sliding under your pillow, and her forehead bumping yours, sneaking little kisses that make you giggle, smiling as you snuggle closer under the blanket.
Gyro, whose hands have ended many a life, watching you with gentle green eyes as you curl towards him. His hand settling on your waist, rubbing slowly from it to your hip, finally staying on it and holding you firm, perfectly still, safe.
Can I please request boobs/ass/thighs preferences of bucci gang and la squadra? For example, in my head mista is an ass man all the way, I don't why, he just gives me that vibe y'know?
Anyways, I absolutely adore your work💕
La Squadra + Bucci Gang + Diavolo/Doppio NSFW preferences - Headcannons
A/N - I... I wanted to keep these short but I just kinda yapped a lil bit LMAOO I did keep it kinda short though <3 probably wayyy smuttier than you wanted but alas if y'all don't tell me for stuff like these I just vibe it HAHAHHA, thank you for the request anon! I hope you enjoy it! <3 I also opened it up from just the 3 you asked because I was just vibing what I think they'd like the most :3
♡ Smut Headcannons ♡
Word Count - 3200
.MINORS DNI.
Bruno -
Oh god good luck even getting an actual answer from him. He won’t actually answer if asked outright by anybody, he most likely would have to be tipsy or dating you…
He's so composed and deadly with his commands that they won't even ask again if he tells them to stop.
But even then there’s going to be a lot of pushback with you of not wanting to be gross and objectifying or make you feel bad about your body. But when he eventually answers? Yeah It’s kinda obvious.
He’s a thigh man, easily.
Not only does he love to hold your legs when you have sex, but also when he gives you head.
There’s something that drives him absolutely CRAZY about digging his fingers into the flesh of your thighs to keep them open while he overstimulates you.
But outside of the 3? Yeah he loves your throat.
Not for the ways you might be thinking, no he doesn’t like to choke you. Nor is it because he wants you to suck his dick. No.
He wants to leave love bites and kisses down it while you're being intimate, he wants you to feel loved with every single touch he leaves against your skin.
He also loves to see the mess he’s made after you’re both done, because it makes him feel tingly to have you show his love when you go out with him.
Abbacchio -
He does not care 90% of the time, he actually doesn’t have that big of a preference, genuinely if someone asks he’s not going to answer.
He’s just going to roll his eyes and keep doing what he was doing.
But… If you. And only you ask him, and he knows you’re not just a short term thing? Or that he won’t get judged for not giving a normal answer he’ll tell you.
He loves your hands.
Especially if they’re smaller than his own, and the answer isn’t just for a dirty reason, not that he would ever say that.
Sure he loves the feel of your hands around him when you jerk him off, or even watching the way you get yourself off…
Or the way you desperately grab at him while he fucks you into the mattress. No. That isn’t the reason why they're his favourite.
It’s the feeling of his own fingers entwined with yours when you have sex. It’s intimate.
And it's the only way he can actually get off through the overthinking a lot of the time, he needs to be close to you because you make him feel so loved that all of those thoughts shudder to a stop.
Mista -
He’s one of the only ones that is not even REMOTELY ashamed to answer, he will tell anyone that asks, including you.
Unless he thinks someone is flirting with him, but he rarely notices when they are anyways.
He won’t give the reasons for it but he won’t hide his preference. And you’re all going to be so shocked about what it is omg.
Yeah, no he is absolutely an ass man.
He fucking LOVES it so much.
He does not hide how much he loves your ass either, small or big he does NOT care, he will absolutely have his hands on it ANY chance he gets. And he will tell you how much he loves you, and your ass.
And he’s so flirty about it every time, always asking for you to sit on his lap… Or his face.
He is such a desperate man and he is not even remotely embarrassed about it, he will beg. A lot… Literally however long it takes for you to sit on his face, and he moans like crazy the entire time all while he grips your ass.
He loves doggy for the same reason, yes he loves watching you fall apart but he can’t get enough of watching your ass jiggle with every thrust, it is hypnotising to him and it makes him cum so hard.
Every time.
Risotto -
Good luck to ANYONE who wants to dare to ask this man his preference, if it isn’t you or a member of his team they better hope he’s in public enough that he won’t just outright kill them, especially if they’re gross about it.
His team gets SOME leniency, a glare, a command to stop, a warning of his stands pull against them. They drop it quickly, every time.
But if it's you, he doesn't mind telling, given it’s not a fling. But I don’t see him as the type to date if you aren’t going to stick around.
He’s a thigh man, and I will defend this point.
For one, you can NOT tell me this man is not an absolute munch, he gets INTO it too.
He’s gonna be moaning more than you usually even get to hear, he will absolutely not stop until you’re literally trying to crush his head with your thighs…
He doesn’t try to stop you from doing it all while trembling around him. He fucking loves it, especially if you’re trying to push him away out of overstimulation. And even then he still won't stop, unless you're sobbing then he hasn't done enough.
But that's not the only reason, not at all. Yes he enjoys holding your thighs open while you have sex, he has big hands and loves to drag your thighs around his waist.
But ALSO there is something that drives him wild about watching you ride him, his eyes always dart back up to yours but then fall right back to the way your thighs shake while you try to make him feel good too.
Pesci -
Oh yeah not a single person is even gonna ask Pesci because they think he doesn’t like sex, he flies so under the radar of his team that they don’t even bother including him, not that he minds.
But on the off chance they do actually ask? He’s blushing so hard they still think that he’s either too embarrassed to have a partner or that he can’t sleep with them…
They could NOT be more wrong, they’ll eventually find out when someone comes home at the wrong time and hears you but…
He gets ignored from the sex talks so often, sure you ask as well and he never really gives you a straight answer. Because to him every part of you is perfect.
But there’s one part that he can’t get enough of, your waist.
And no I don’t mean in a weird “Birthing Hips” Type of way.
He is fully obsessed with grabbing your waist during anything intimate, it's almost unconsciously because you feel so good and he just needs to drag you back over and over.
His hands are 95% of the time gripping you so hard it’ll leave bruises, whether it’s while he pounds you into the bed.
Or guiding your movements while you ride him, hell even holding your hips steady while he helps from below when you get too tired.
But the one he likes the most, it's the way he has so much control to keep you pressed against his face while you grind on his tongue, an arm wrapped around your waist tightly so you can't move away too far.
And if you do? He's dragging you right back with a complaint that he isn't done.
Prosciutto -
The team actually might think he fucks LESS than Pesci, he’s so stuck up around everyone that they think his standards are so high that no one actually compares to what he wants. Except you.
If they do ask they get a scoff and a dismissive answer, but if they pay enough attention they’ll notice the small blush resting on his cheekbones over the vulgar question.
Usually more vulgar than he expects when it comes from Formaggio.
You won’t even get a full answer when you ask what he likes, usually just “every part of you.” Which is romantic but… It’s a BS answer and everyone knows it.
Out of the options? He’s a boob man, by far.
He loves so much to watch you ride him, especially if you struggle to take him fully so that it’s slower, more intimate. Desperate. And the way your breasts bounce with every time you sink down onto him has him pathetically close.
He enjoys to have you in missionary, fucking you slow and hard, he loves having his fingers softly digging into the flesh of your boobs. But outside of the 3…
It’s your mouth.
He adores being kissed, he may not come across as a very affectionate person in public but he LOVES to kiss you, he doesn’t like tongue kissing though in any way.
But the thing he loves the most?
Yeah. He loves when you suck his dick, more than anything. He won’t ask unless he’s truly desperate and even then he won’t beg nor will he push you to.
But he can’t take his eyes off of the way his length slips past your lips and the feeling of you around him. It’s addicting, and he never lasts long because of it.
Ghiaccio -
Who is actually risking life and limb to ask this man if he likes boobs or ass… Like, do they actually have a death wish? Who would…
Formaggio.
Yeah that adds up.
And he gets mad EVERY single time, not because he’s necessarily embarrassed, hell he’s the most vulgar of them all.
But because they always do it in public or in front of you, usually both. And the last thing he wants is for you to feel bad about your body because of some stupid preference.
It’ll take a lot of asking or reassurance from you that it’s okay to actually get him to answer in the first place… And guess what. None of the above, and he’s almost annoyed even telling you.
It’s your stomach.
YEAH THATS RIGHT.
He just can’t control how good it makes him feel to grab and hold you during sex (especially if you’re chubby, but he has 0 issue if you aren’t though), one hand on your thigh and the other on your side while he gets you both off.
But he also loves being able to have you ride him so he can touch as much as he wants without having to worry about the position, he is fucked out FAST, full glazed eyes while he just watches you.
His favourite though? Doggy.
So he can be as rough or as gentle as he wants to be while pressing his hand over your stomach or grabbing at you while he fucks you into the mattress. He is GONE and he is... Whiny.
Melone -
People ask him so much he doesn’t even know what he said the last time, and no one even knows what’s his favourite because it always changes.
The team literally has bets of what it is and no one’s been able to get a straight answer, not even from you, who is just as confused because he won’t tell you either.
Half of them think it's because it’s something so freaky even HE doesn’t want to admit, half of them think he literally doesn’t care in the first place. It’ll take a lot of begging from you for him to actually tell you, or just getting him into a completely ruined state when you can ask…
And you do, a promise to let him finish if he tells you. And he does, desperately.
He doesn’t have a single preference except one.
It’s not ass, it’s not thighs, it’s not boobs.
It’s your eyes.
Yes. You read that right.
He loves every part of you, no matter what you look like, but it’s your eyes that ruin him, he physically needs to be able to hold eye contact during sex.
Yes he’s had flings in the past, sure he liked different parts of them in the moment.
But it all feels different with you because he loves you so much, there’s something agonisingly intimate about being watched by you. He begs if he can’t see you… A lot.
It’s pathetic and desperate and he doesn’t care in the slightest, he needs to look into your eyes when he finishes or it’s not the same. He doesn’t care what position.
He just needs that eye contact, and he’ll do anything you ask as long as he can keep your pretty eyes on him. bro thinks he's anasui
Illuso -
The team doesn't even bother asking.
They just automatically assume it’s ass because of his stand, just assume he’s fucking you against a mirror, or in front of a mirror…
Wherever he can to be able to look at himself honestly.
No one asks, they’ll tell him outright that that’s what they think and he can’t decide if it makes him happy or sad that they think that he’s so vain over his own appearance that he wants to watch himself have sex. Because he isn't.
Sure he loves mirror sex but not to look at himself, it’s to look at you…
He is a boob man though. Through and through.
He definitely loves mirror sex, specifically in doggy, he loves to see the mess he’s making of you as you fall apart under him.
He loves to watch your face like that but his eyes always end up dropping back to the way every thrust has your boobs jiggle from below you, especially if you’re pinned to the bed with your head forced up to watch him.
He loves missionary too, it gives him the excuse to fuck you hard just to watch the way they bounce with every devastating thrust.
But his favourite? Riding. By far.
It lets him give up control fully to you to just watch and run his hands across your body, especially if he can grab and knead at your breasts, it drives him insane to feel the soft warm flesh under his fingers as you use him to get off.
Formaggio -
Oh boy, before you’re dating? They’ll regret asking.
He has a different answer every time, and he usually goes into detail on why he loves it so much. But that’s the funniest part, he does NOT fuck.
At all.
His vibes are atrocious when he tries to pick anyone up, it's a miracle that he managed to get a partner in the first place.
And that's only because you bullied him so hard when he tried to get himself laid that he dropped the cool flirty act and then actually seemed like a decent guy and not a complete player.
After you start dating? He stops going into disgusting detail over what he likes, he’s still annoying and flirty but it’s less gross. And he still does tell them, but it’s always the same answer now.
Ass.
He isn’t ashamed to tell you that, in detail.
Usually while he fucks you on whatever you were closest to, very vividly telling you about why he likes it and making any insecurity about your body in the moment disappear.
He prefers to bend you over something to give him full control, enjoying the way that you can’t do anything through the pleasure but take it and moan about how good he feels.
He LOVES the ego boost, but even more than that he loves to grab your ass…
And the only one on this list I can see would be into spanking his partner, it has him fucked up completely because every single time it makes you clench and he’s basically just edging himself at that point but he cant stop himself.
He’s flirting the entire time too, he’s a cocky bastard and he needs you to know just how hot it is when your ass jiggles under his hand.
Diavolo -
Well the plus side for him is that NO one but you is going to ask what he likes, but whether he’s too embarrassed to actually give an answer or doesn’t want to is actually insanely hard to tell which it is.
But you ask regardless, hell sometimes you even ask Doppio when he's fronting, he only ever laughs and refuses to give a straight answer for Diavolo either.
But you don't let up asking Diavolo anyway with a sweet smile until he finally breaks.
And you find out very quickly, it’s ass.
It’s perfect for him because it means he doesn't have to keep your eyes on him the entire time, don’t get him wrong he loves to look at you but sometimes he hates being perceived.
In times like that he loves bending you over something or pushing your head down into the pillows and taking you from behind.
He doesn’t fuck you hard most of the time, it gets him too close too quickly and he likes to feel you for as long as he can before he finishes, preferably after you.
His hands do NOT leave your ass either unless you try to hold his hand, and even then he still has one against you because the feel of you drives him wild.
But the way your ass moves with every thrust has him louder than you ever get to hear him.
Low panted curses with every few snaps of his hips because watching you makes him so hard that he can’t think straight and he’s trying to control himself to make you feel good and not just pin you down and be too rough.
But sometimes he struggles to finish without your eyes on him though and it makes him incredibly flustered to have to ask you to look at him while he’s inside you. But he does.
Doppio -
Once again there is really not gonna be many people that are going to be asking him other than you, Diavolo doesn’t need to because he can literally see the way he falls apart when you do specific things.
But on the off chance that someone in public does ask Doppio will be so taken aback that he will just completely turn down answering, not that he would have answered in the first place.
But when you ask? He makes you guess…
He won’t outright tell you but he has a LOT of fun while teasing you until you get it right. But it’s not just one thing, he gives you a little leniency of course.
His favourites? Your throat, collarbone and your hands.
One of his absolute favourite things when you have sex?
Pressing kisses down your throat while he fucks you slowly, whispering all of the things he’s going to do to you before he does them.
And with every wet kiss he leaves to your throat is another thing he whispers into your skin, punctuated by a hard thrust. Slow and devastating.
But of course he knows what he's doing, he wants you worked up long before he actually fucks you. And when he does?
He knows your hands are going to be grabbing at him in any way you can to ground yourself and it drives him insane to watch you fall apart and grab his arms where they cage you below him with tears on your lash line.
It’s insane you wouldn’t figure it out before guessing because he will NOT stop biting and sucking marks into your throat and collarbone while groaning in your ear.
He needs to hold your hand when he gets close though, he has to feel you connected to him in such a loving way when he finishes.
His eyes always perks up whenever your cunt clenches on his fingers, knowing damn well that he had already found your sweet spot. Just as you thought he was already giving his best earlier, it seems like he was only saving it for when you finally squirm onto his touch as he repeatedly presses on your sensitive clit whilst fingering you. When you end up cumming on his fingers, he puts on a show of him licking it down and tasting your essence.
Tamsy Caines, Jabber Wonger, Enjin, Noriaki Kakyoin, Joseph Joestar, Jean Pierre Polnareff, Leone Abacchio, Guido Mista, Risotto Nero, Melone, Formaggio, Satoru Gojo, Toge Inumaki, & Toji Fushiguro
Jofoes (or La Squadra I’m okay with either!) x reader who has a stand that allows them to communicate with the dead and reanimate the dead/inanimate objects by transferring a heart into them
sure i’ll do both ^^ thank you for requesting <33333
Dio
Dio would be deeply intrigued by your ability because it spits in the face of mortality in a way he respects.
He’d absolutely test the limits of your Stand. “Can the dead still think coherently? Feel? Remember pain?” meanwhile you’re standing there like “can you not ask that while I’m eating.”
The fact you can converse with spirits means you know things other people don’t. Secrets. Regrets. Final thoughts.
He loves when you casually reveal information nobody should know because a corpse told you.
He probably uses you as a terrifying interrogation tactic.
Somebody lies to him and suddenly you’re crouching beside the body extracting the truth.
Dio smiles SO hard at that.
He adores when your power scares people.
If you reanimate an object to protect him, he gets strangely affectionate about it.
Like imagine knives moving on their own because you gave one of them a heart and told it to kill for him. He’s delighted.
He calls your Stand divine.
Kars
Kars treats your Stand like a scientific miracle. Constant questions.
“Does consciousness remain intact after cardiac transfer?”
“Can animal hearts animate humans?”
“Could your Stand sustain evolution beyond natural death?”
You’re fighting for your life trying to answer.
He’d watch you work with this fascinated expression. Especially if inanimate objects move with hearts inside them.
Kars especially likes that your ability blurs the line between living and nonliving matter.
He already sees biology as fluid, so your Stand validates him enormously.
If you ever revive something ancient or speak to long dead beings, he gets very quiet listening.
Imagine you casually translating the words of some ancient dead warrior and Kars recognizes the dialect.
In his mind, humanity absolutely does not deserve access to you.
Yoshikage Kira
Kira pretends your ability disturbs him.
Secretly he is fascinated to a genuinely unhealthy degree.
Because your Stand interacts with the dead in such an intimate way. And Kira is already weird about death.
If you can speak to spirits, he’d become paranoid wondering if his victims linger around you.
Imagine you suddenly glancing over your shoulder and quietly going: “There’s a woman here asking where her hands are.”
He freezes. FULL body freeze.
But afterwards he actually starts seeking you out more.
He tells himself it’s because he needs to monitor you. It is not.
He likes your calmness around death. You don’t recoil from corpses or blood or silence. Neither does he.
He’d honestly melt a little if you reanimated something mundane for him. Like a tie pin crawling back into his hand because you placed a tiny heartbeat into it.
He finds your ability strangely beautiful.
Also he’d absolutely ask if you could preserve someone “perfectly” after death.
…. No words.
Diavolo
Your ability makes Diavolo nervous. Which = he becomes obsessed with controlling you.
Speaking to the dead is dangerous when you’re a paranoid mafia boss with a hidden identity.
He constantly worries dead traitors might expose him through you.
If your Stand can communicate with souls directly, he sees you as both invaluable and threatening.
He probably keeps you close under the excuse of protection. In reality he just wants to monitor what spirits tell you.
But unfortunately for him, your power is also insanely useful. You could literally interrogate murder victims. Find hidden bodies. Learn secrets buried with the dead.
If you calmly tell him, “the dead man says one of your subordinates betrayed you two weeks ago,” Diavolo immediately believes you. No hesitation.
He’s also deeply unsettled if you reanimate objects because it creates unpredictability around him. Something moving when nobody touched it bothers him. He likes control too much.
But he likes you too much to stay away. Which annoys him immensely.
Enrico Pucci
Pucci sees your Stand as spiritually significant. Possibly divine.
He believes your ability must have some connection to fate itself.
Conversations with the dead? Hearts granting false life? Oh he’s having theological thoughts immediately.
Conversations with you sometimes end in him writing next week’s sermon.
He’d speak to you very gently while asking deeply unsettling questions. “Do souls linger willingly… or because they fear judgment?” Thanks Pucci. Super normal question.
He absolutely asks if the dead ever speak about heaven. Or destiny. Or God.
Your ability probably strengthens his belief that souls have predetermined paths.
He respects you immensely. Maybe too much.
Pucci would also be very tender if your ability exhausts you. Especially after prolonged communication with spirits.
He’s one of the few who notices how emotionally draining it is hearing dead people constantly.
If ghosts crowd around you whispering, he’d quietly remove you from others so you can rest.
If you ever let him communicate with Perla again, he would never forget it.
Funny Valentine
Valentine sees your Stand as a national weapon immediately.
I’m sorry but this man would become absolutely insane over the military/intelligence potential.
Dead soldiers revealing enemy plans? Historical figures speaking to you? Objects acting as spies after receiving hearts?
He’s already drafting the classified programs in his head.
But on a more personal level… He’s weirdly charmed by the softness you may develop toward the dead.
You treat spirits with more kindness than most living people. He notices that. He admires it.
He also becomes strangely protective if people fear you. Because many WOULD. Your Stand is eerie.
Valentine would calmly reassure others while secretly enjoying how unsettling you are.
Diego Brando
Diego acts like your Stand is disgusting.
Meanwhile he cannot stop asking you to do things with it. “Can you make this move?” “Can you ask that corpse something?” “Can you put a heart in that?”
He’s like an evil little kid poking roadkill with a stick.
He gets especially freaked out when inanimate things become animate.
You hand a dead bird a heartbeat and suddenly it’s twitching and staring at him.. He almost throws something at you.
Then five minutes later he’s asking you to do it again.
He’d tease you for talking to spirits. “Got any ghosts following us around?”
Meanwhile he absolutely sleeps closer to you after seeing your powers because they scare him a little. He’d NEVER admit that though.
Also if someone threatens you and you casually animate nearby objects to defend yourself, Diego falls a little in love. That’s cool as hell to him.
Tooru
Tooru would be disturbingly calm about your Stand. Like he already expected something horrifying from you.
He’d ask very casual questions while internally calculating how your ability could be useful.
The fact you can manipulate the boundary between life and death fascinates him.
He’d enjoy watching you animate objects. Not in a dramatic way either.
He’d just quietly observe with that little smile while a dead thing jerks back to life beside him.
Honestly he likes hearing you talk to spirits.
He’d especially enjoy if your Stand creates uncanny situations.
He’d absolutely flirt while you’re doing horrifying necromancy too.
“You look cute when you’re resurrecting things.” Psychotic sentence.
Risotto Nero
Risotto understands your relationship with death better than most.
He’s one of the least judgmental about your ability. If anything, he finds it comforting.
You can give voices to people who lost theirs. He respects that.
He’d sit quietly beside you while you communicate with spirits. No interruptions. Just listening.
He probably asks you once- very quietly, if his cousin’s spirit ever appears around him.
If you answer honestly and gently, he trusts you deeply afterward.
Also your abilities together are nightmare fuel. Metal manipulation + corpse manipulation Absolutely horrifying duo.
Enemies would think they entered a haunted house.
Formaggio
Formaggio thinks your Stand is very cool.
He’d love you to put tiny hearts into random objects just to see what happens.
You turn a spoon alive and now it’s aggressively chasing him around the kitchen.
He definitely tries to prank the others using your ability.
“Hey Ghiaccio look at this dead rat-” Worst mistake of his life.
He’s actually surprisingly good at making you laugh about the creepy aspects of your power. Which you probably need sometimes.
Also if ghosts follow you around constantly, Formaggio gets used to casually asking: “Anybody dead in here right now?” Like he’s asking about the weather.
Illuso
Illuso is simultaneously fascinated and deeply unsettled.
He hates not understanding your Stand fully. The dead are unpredictable. He dislikes unpredictability.
But he somewhat likes the aesthetic horror of your ability.
Especially because your Stand probably works beautifully with reflections and abandoned spaces.
He’d absolutely act smug while secretly avoiding eye contact with reanimated corpses.
He does NOT want them looking at him.
Ghiaccio
Ghiaccio is HORRIFIED. Viscerally.
Your Stand scares the shit out of him. Especially the object animation thing.
A dead object moving unexpectedly would make him scream.
He acts angry about it because admitting fear would kill him. “WHY THE HELL IS THE LAMP BREATHING?!” Meanwhile you’re trying not to laugh.
Over time though, he becomes attached to your Stand. Mostly because you can weaponize fear SO effectively.
Also he secretly likes when you reassure him after scaring him accidentally.
He’ll deny this to the grave.
Melone
Oh this man is obsessed. Scientifically. Morally ...Physically.
Every possible way.
Your Stand is literally his dream research topic. “So the heart acts as a conduit for pseudo-consciousness?”
He is vibrating with excitement.
Melone absolutely asks to document EVERYTHING. He wants recordings. Measurements. And Case studies.
He’s especially fascinated by the emotional residue left in reanimated things. Like objects “remembering” previous owners.
He’d become genuinely entranced listening to you converse with the dead.
Also he thinks your eerie aura is attractive.
Unfortunately.
Prosciutto
Prosciutto respects your Stand immensely.
He sees it as heavy. Serious. Not something to joke about.
He notices how death changes people and realizes you carry that burden constantly.
He’s one of the few who checks whether you’re okay after using your ability. Especially if the spirits are distressed.
He’d quietly ground you afterward. Hand on your shoulder. “Come back to the present.”
Also enemies fear you two together. Aging and necromancy aesthetics..
Literal horror movie villains.
Pesci
Pesci is terrified at first. Absolutely terrified. If a corpse suddenly talks near him he may actually cry.
But you being gentle with spirits makes him trust you quickly.
He starts asking innocent questions about ghosts. “Are they lonely?” “Do they stay near people they love?”
Honestly your ability helps Pesci process fear surrounding death.
He becomes attached to listening to your conversations with spirits. Especially peaceful ones.
He also thinks it’s amazing when you animate small objects. Like a toy waving at him.
He’d smile so hard at that.
Probably asks you to animate little things for him just because he thinks it’s cute.
Authors Note(s): Self-indulgent ngl, I've been wanting to see more father hcs for La Squadra. You can probably tell at some parts where I lost some motivation however 💔 sorry abt that.
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Warning(s): None, just some fluffy headcanons that I've been craving. Possible spelling or grammer errors, apologies in advance. Gender neutral reader, more AFAB leaning reader (suggested that reader was pregnant and gave birth), BUT WE DO LOVE MPREG SO THAT'S REALLY UP FOR YOU TO DECIDE! Flourish, gay omega boys./silly/lh
Word Count: 1,924
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₊˚⊹ ᰔ Risotto Nero
𖹭 Fatherhood wasn't something Risotto initially planned–Although, he never expected to end up in a loving relationship either. But as he did with his blooming relationship, he accepted the pregnancy wholly.
𖹭 Holding his newborn daughter for the first time did something to Risotto, he never felt his chest tighten up so much at seeing how small she was in his arms. He's never been an emotional man, but you swore you almost saw a tear roll down his cheek when her tiny little hand gripped his thumb.
𖹭 He's very attentive to his daughter as well and immediately claims night duty, (insomniac and workaholic alert!). In his office, he has a spare crib right by his desk so he can be right there when she starts crying. Actually enjoys the nightly company of having her with him, and he'll occasionally talk to her about what he has planned.
𖹭 Funnily enough, probably has some of the best naps when she's sleeping on his chest. The small warmth and her soft snores put him at ease and he's actually sleeping.
𖹭 INSANELY overprotective, but it's in a very quiet, subtle way. The house is full-on baby-proofed, nothing will hurt his kid, absolutely nothing.
𖹭 I imagine that he's probably scared her before in the middle of the night because he has his nights where he overthinks and watches her while she sleeps. He does not realize how terrifying it is for a child to wake up to a pair of red eyes boring into them in the middle of the night.
₊˚⊹ ᰔ Prosciutto
𖹭 Definitely a girl dad, a proud one at that. Now don't get me wrong, he'd be a boy dad too, but I'm just saying, he treats his daughter with a lot more softness, while he'd be a little stricter with a son.
𖹭 Spoils his little girl too, but prides himself on raising her to be an elegant but dangerous woman. He knows how boys are, she has to have standards after all, and how to defend herself!
𖹭 Speaking of which, he is quick to instill confidence in her, there will be no room for doubt or insecurity. She's interested in something simple as drawing? Getting her a notebook, coloring book, high quality crayons–The whole deal. He's an extremely supportive father.
𖹭 Another insanely protective father, he will even scold YOU if miss out on something. Outlets are covered, corners are cushioned, any type of shelf is screwed to the floor. Absolutely nothing in that house will hurt his kid.
𖹭 Because of this… Your daughter's first word would probably be “Papa”. It would happen on a random Sunday morning where Prosciutto is making breakfast, and his daughter is trying to get his attention. As soon as “Papa” is uttered, he nearly snaps his neck to look at her in complete shock. He quietly gets her out of her high chair and holds her close, and he is silently emotional, and he's quiet for the rest of the day because he's repeating that memory in his head.
₊˚⊹ ᰔ Formaggio
𖹭 “Nine months in my womb, making ME suffer… And you come out looking like your stupid dad?!” — You probably after having your newborn son with Formaggio.
𖹭 Christ, and this fucker is SO smug about it too. Your son is basically a mini-me of Formaggio (only difference is that he doesn't have his dad's fuckass haircut). Definitely teases you about how your genes didn't even try, which earns him a smack on the arm, but you did at least get something. Your son has your eyes, and honestly, thats probably one of the features that Formaggio admires most about his son.
𖹭 Formaggio is actually quite a chill dad honestly. He has no problem watching over his kid, but… Crying and diaper duty he is still working on. His first instinct is to have you do it, but he's not that much of a bastard. So, he learns.
𖹭 Actually comes really easily after learning and now he has an ego that he's better than other dads now.
𖹭 He's a fun, chill dad for the most part. When he has the baby, he's usually sitting on the couch with a beer, watching a game, while your son is fast asleep drooling on his chest. It's actually a really cute scene. You snuck a picture, and he has a copy of the picture in his wallet along with your guy's wedding photo.
₊˚⊹ ᰔ Illuso
𖹭 Yet another girl dad, (sue me), but he would be absolutely THRILLED to have a daughter. Makes sure she gets the cutest and prettiest clothes, he wants to make sure EVERYONE knows she's the prettiest baby in the room.
𖹭 Even if she doesn't have a lot of hair, it is stylized, and yes. He is one of those dads who puts those extremely large bows on his kid's head, it's a little ridiculous and comical. You'll walk into the nursery and see your daughter dressed to the T with this damn bow that's bigger than her head.
𖹭 He will fight ANYONE, and I mean ANYONE who messes with his baby. Somebody will fuck around and find out and end up in the mirror world getting their shit rocked.
𖹭 Honestly really hates being stern with his daughter, but he knows it's for the best. He honestly looks so hurt when she gets upset with him or cries because of him, but he's trying not to cave or show it.
𖹭 Your daughter ends up a lot like him with the arrogance and smugness, like father like daughter, and it entertains him so much. Especially finds entertainment in it because she'll act a certain way with one of the La Squadra members and he'll be egging it on. You usually have to step in for this.
₊˚⊹ ᰔ Ghiaccio
𖹭 Fatherhood is definitely a bit of a struggle for Ghiaccio at first, and he needs to adjust a lot for this. The first fit your son has had Ghiaccio overstimulated as hell and stormed out of the room so he didn't do anything he shouldn't.
𖹭 After Ghiaccio adjusts, it's like night and day. Funnily enough, coming to hold his son has become his way to melt off the stress, he gets antsy if he hasn't held his boy in a long while. First time he properly held his son, you offered to take him back, making Ghiaccio mutter out a half-hearted, “Fuck off.” as he continued to hold him.
𖹭 Does a LOT of research, (Melone helps), and follows all parenting advice to a T. He does NOT want to mess this up. He refuses to fail his kid like that. He teaches you everything too if you aren't aware, however, if you are, you two are the ultimate parent duo. Somehow you both master being parents in a short amount of time… Sort of, you're both still learning and there's always room for trial and error.
𖹭 Having a kid actually really helped Ghiaccio with his anger issues, it even encouraged him to seek anger management, which he started when you first announced your pregnancy.
𖹭 Both Ghiaccio and the baby are cold (the genes got passed down), so cuddling is really nice during the warm months, but god is it hell when its cold out. You need like two heaters in the room to fend off the cold.
₊˚⊹ ᰔ Melone
𖹭 This man, oh this crazy scientist of a man had a blast studying your body throughout your pregnancy, although it was quite annoying at times, he ensured you were treated like absolutely royalty.
𖹭 “Di molto!” That damn phrase was the first thing he uttered as he held his son. God he was so excited. Out of everyone, I think he was the most excited about having a kid, to be honest.
𖹭 Probably was the man that everyone went too for baby advice since he's extremely knowledgeable with these things. I mean, 100% sure only he and Ghiaccio went to college and he HEAVILY studied the human body, so he knows what he's talking about.
𖹭 Follows some parent groups on social media to learn every tip and trick he can to use on his baby. He's very pleased whenever these tricks do work.
𖹭 His son developed his father's curiosity, and Melone spends a lot of time trying to teach his son just about everything that catches his eye, but keeping it compressed so it would be a little understandable for a little one. He's a great dad, a solid dad, he enjoys fatherhood to its fullest and lowkey asks for more kids.
₊˚⊹ ᰔ Pesci
𖹭 Really nervous when approaching the topic of fatherhood and his insecurities really cloud his thoughts, so he doubts his capabilities as a father really, but he's happy when you're here to help guide him through this new territory.
𖹭 When his daughter is born, he's all emotional, she has his crazy green hair and his eyes. He's an emotional crybaby and whispering promises that he'll be the absolute best for her.
𖹭 After the birth, he takes care of taking care of the baby stuff so you can rest. He does pretty well too! He went to some parenting classes, so he has a grasp on what to do. He also definitely distances himself from any assassin work, but he keeps in contact with La Squadra, especially Prosciutto who was helping Pesci when it came to the baby.
𖹭 A big fan of these baby carriers too, where he can have the little one strapped to his chest while he does stuff. It also brings some comfort to him to have her so close.
𖹭 End up having the chunkiest baby out the rest of La Squadra, and he can't help but adore her chunkyness. Another father to spoil his baby so much, anything she wants, she gets. Unfortunately, he's really horrible with discipline and saying no, so good luck with that. He'll learn, but it hurts him so much doing it.
₊˚⊹ ᰔ Sorbert & Gelato
𖹭 TWINS. It's actually kinda funny that you ended up with twins, both ended up being boys, and they are HELL. They inherited Gelato's chaos, which makes it worse. They're inseparable and cause a lot of mischief… Their duo name is “Double Trouble”.
𖹭 Thank god Sorbert is there because man, that glare that he has? Makes those boys behave almost immediately.
𖹭 Sorbert and Gelato make a good duo in taking care of the boys while you're resting. I mean they already did everything together before you came into their lives, nothing's changed at all, however they bicker a lot more since Gelato tends to let the littles to get away with more.
𖹭 Usually the twins go to Gelato when it comes to roughhousing, but one will usually tend to wander to find Sorbert for some quiet time. Despite what you might think, Sorbert is the one making the dad jokes.
𖹭 Sorbert and Gelato make for good balance, both being on two different spectrum of being fathers. They're both good parents! They're both pretty good influences for the boys and the boys learn a lot from them.
𖹭 Bonus: The twins are complete baba boys, (baba is a gender neutral term for mama/papa btw!). They usually go to you for any sort of softness, because even when Sorbert and Gelato are both different spectrums of being fathers, neither of them are really considered “soft” if you ask me.
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