👎😂💻🎲💍☕️ and hell, let's do ☺️ lol ENJOY
*cracks knuckles* alrighty then!
👎 - if you could change something in one of your works, what would you change and why?
I’ve said it before but I’d rewrite the whole of Checkmate if I gave anything resembling a shit, because it was pretty much my first fic and goddamn it fucking shows lol. The only reason it’s still around is due to a weird sentimentality; it was a neat time in fandom overall.
😂 - a line that made you laugh out loud
I think overall Barty is probably my most laugh-out-loud kinda fic BUT let’s have a moment for this segment (you’re getting a segment) in East Jesus Nowhere which I’ll have to admit made me giggle when I wrote it:
“I’ve always wanted to try double anal,” Dennis suggests finally, from someplace behind him. Cricket is grateful that the sociopathic prick doesn’t see him wince in response. That shit would only spur him on.
“I dunno, man,” Mac replies. “Our dicks rubbing together like that? Sounds pretty gay, dude.”
“Gayer than being inside a man’s ass in the first place? You know what, fuck it.” Dennis sighs with exasperation. “Take his mouth. You can close your eyes and pretend it’s a woman. Remember when you liked women, Mac?”
“I’ll close my eyes and pretend it’s your goddamn mom, asshole!” Mac roars.
A scuffle from behind, a hard slap and the sound of tender skin being raked with sharp nails.
“Okay, but this is not a gay thing, dude,” Mac mumbles, the intonation of his voice not dissimilar to a child who’s been told he can’t have dessert until he finishes his broccoli. “This is asserting dominance.”
“Fine. Assert your dominance in his goddamn mouth already.”
💻- three works of yours that are must reads
Ok I’m going solo here because joint would make this waaaaay more brainpower:
Blasphemy (The Victimless Crime) - Still my fave thing I ever wrote and I’m forever grateful to it for a) pulling me out of a slump and b) introducing me to the best goddamn muse I ever had. (miss u sm dude 😢) Still amazes me how well that fic actually did considering the context!
All His Suits Are Torn - Listen. Even half-burned crack-addled ringworm-infested homeless people need love. Even if that love comes from fucking a sex doll in the most unorthodox way possible. #givesuitsachance
Legit though it was a criminal amount of fun to write and I think that comes across in the story. Despite the subject. :D
When the Sun Goes Down - Sometimes I go off the rails when I write in the most cathartic way possible. Same deal writing Cricks, really, but this was kinda the audacious beginning of all that drug-fuelled chaos. Having A Past is a lot of fun to channel into words.
🎲- your favorite chapter/part from a multiparty series
I think it’s probably still Birb 5, actually! All hail Space Lenny and everything he represents.
💍- your most underrated story
Well, I could say suits again (hashtaggivesuitsachance), but I understand that premise isn’t for everyone. Because, yeah. So I’m gonna say Lost Souls Forever. Controversial, I know! Now, that fic got an amazing reception and I still glow with pride and shit when I think about how people were theorising and whatnot in the comments. But, and here’s the but, it was an absolute cunt to plan and very nearly broke me for good. It’s still to this day some of our best writing, and for two people burned out on writing porn, the result of that foolhardy idea for a pure porn chapter was pretty goddamn special. Fuck knows where we pulled that from. Anyways it’s a very of-the-moment kinda fic and it was a Big Deal at the time but obviously it doesn’t work in context anymore and part of me is angry about that just because It. Was. Pain. Also it still sits behind Lenny in kudos and ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Imma bust this out from The Bartender and the Thief because my fave passage still hasn’t changed from the last time I did one of these:
Dennis’ expression is unreadable, but then, it often is. Perhaps presenting his dick in all its strawberry blond glory to the Gang’s resident sociopath isn’t his wisest manoeuvre, but the tantalising prospect of finally getting one over on the vainglorious cunt is just too delectable to pass up. Besides which, he’d been horny as all holy fuck ever since Mick the Dick (a misnomer; the guy is hung like a button mushroom) left him hanging after that apeshit rottweiler chased them out of the junkyard this afternoon. He’d been planning to rub one out for closure but then had happened upon the bottle of possibly-scotch-possibly-piss, and decided to just get good and wasted instead. The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inability to prioritise.
☺️- a line that made you feel a fluffy happiness
*trollface* Fine I’ll bite. From Time to Pretend (which is probably the closest thing to fluff I’ve ever written, also contains a gangbang glhf):
Cricket smiles and holds Charlie a little bit tighter. It feels incredible, knowing that another person has enjoyed his company – even if it’s only for one chemical-fuelled, bemoaning life’s woes sort of night.
Sure, it was followed by a big ol’ metaphorical kick in the balls but it was a sweet moment, while it lasted. :)
