#ritski rambles

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am i the only one that really wanted nancy, jonathan, and steve to all get together in some sort of power-couple-plus-our-clueless-boyfriend poly relationship orrr

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me @ mofftis:

W H A T  T H E  F U C K  W A S  T H A T

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on friday at the office i’m working at my boss handed me a christmas gift catalog to browse when i had nothing to do that had like 5 different vibrators listed in it as “powerful, waterproof and body safe personal massagers” and they were all listed with like children’s gifts and/or random stocking stuffer ideas and basically i’m still not over it 

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find yourself a man who lets you vent about school while emptying out your purse and tells you that you’d still be hot if your hair fell out while dying it

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My anxiety: !!!!!!!

Me: what is it boy! what is it!

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the ???-gender feel when you set out your clothes the night before (everyday) and you never know how you’re going to feel the next day so you could put out your binder and then want to cry the next day because you want to wear a dress but don’t have time to change, or put out a dress and then want to cry the next day because you want to wear your binder but don’t have time to change, so you just suffer all the time and never find a happy medium

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that ???-sexuality ???-gender feel when you see (what you view as) attractive people and ask yourself, “do I want you or do I want to be you???” and you genuinely don’t have an answer

also does anybody else get that feeling when you want to wear your binder so badly but when you put it on you would literally rather break your ribs with a hammer

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in other news sometimes i love my mum because i’ll say something like “you know sometimes i just really want to buzz all of my hair off” and without missing a beat she responds “someday you will, erin. someday you will”