[ open | intro ] the CD keeps skipping
[Your name is Dave Strider and you couldn't be more bored than right now.]
"A basic knowledge of statistics will be essential in the higher-level positions you will be assuming..."
[You suppose that you would rather be here than watching paint dry.]
"An understanding of basic statistics will be of value to you personally because it will expand your intellectual horizon and enable you to critically analyze the statistics that are becoming commonplace in newspapers and periodicals—in health and medicine, sports, finance, and other areas. A knowledge of basic statistics is now an essential part of being a well-educated person..."
[Scratch that. You'd watch two coats of paint dry. Anything but this.]
The senior nearly fell asleep with his shades precariously nearing the edge of his nose, jerking a little in his spot once his head dipped lower than usual and sitting up expectantly. After a couple more minutes of a lecture that he couldn't recall even if his life depended on it, Dave grabbed his backpack once class was over and strode out of the doorway with a pleasant feeling of relief. Statistics had been sharpening its collective blades for an impromptu warfare while attempting to saw his head clean off with its boring dialog and redundant chapters. Not to mention, the teen had no idea what most of it meant as math-related classes never really struck him right, so he was hoping to get out of that death pit with a D, or maybe a C if he sacrificed a goat to Athena, the Goddess of War and Wisdom.
It was becoming a very real possibility.
This was his first year at this school, a little late for a transfer as it was his senior year, but that didn't seem to matter too much. He had mainly picked this place out to get away from his overbearing brother and meet up with his sister whom he had only communed with through online chats. Not to mention, some of his other friends had been considering going here so if they did show up, it'd become the most prime establishment anyone has ever walked in on. Until then, he'd been keeping himself occupied with fencing and photography while writing metaphorical and symphonic raps that only the musical geniuses could appreciate. At some point Dave had become the Fencing Captain too, but it wasn't a surprise as he had always had sword fights with Bro back at home- even though the swords were shitty.
Roaming throughout the hallways, he was stopped by students here and there who wanted to say 'hello' or ask the ever popular question, but very generic, 'what's up?'. Some asked about when his next game was for lacrosse, some asked how the Captain was doing, and mostly everyone else just gravitated towards him with their mouths running or gaping open like a fish out of water- either way, Dave barely knew any of them by their first names as he couldn't care less. Maybe it was a bit egocentric with a dash of apathy, but the cool kid certainly gained a crowd pretty fast around here- it could be because of how he acted or what he was into, maybe it was the sports he excelled in or the ironic photography he manipulated, or maybe he is just that fucking attractive- damn grab a fucking pen and write this shit down before you lose track of all the reasons on why Dave Strider is popular.
But sometimes it got to be a bit much. Not that he couldn't handle it, no way- a Strider can deal with anything, but a break was acceptable now and again.
And during those times, like right now, he'd go into the large garden placed in the middle of the Academy like a centerpiece, where most of his sporty friends or geeky fans didn't visit often, and Dave would sit back on the forgotten pines of an old bench to relax. That's where he found himself after class once again, ignoring the impending responsibilities in favor of sitting underneath the shade of trees to enjoy the quietness of his 'secret spot'. A bell rang in the distance and he realized he was going to miss his next class, but moving wasn't really an option anymore. If anyone else was skipping, well hopefully they'd keep their mouth shut or if a teacher found him- then he'd just deal with it.
A Strider can deal with anything.