➠ @rivaledmuses / cliff carleau asked : "i still can't believe they kicked us out of the course. rude.'
✘ ♕ ✘ As soon as the front door was open, Ilya fell into Cliff's apartment, his face red with laughter. "You tried to fight the giant knight with your club!" he said by way of answer. The large, moving obstacle on the put-put course never stood a chance against Cliff's ire. Not that Ilya was an upstanding citizen in the least...
Knowing his way around his best friend's home by now, the Russian stumbled his way to the kitchen as he shrugged out of his jacket, leaving it somewhere on the floor. The night had started off innocent enough with the two friends wanting to spend time together, but after the tenth or so shot of... something, the pair had become the chaotic duo that the Boston PD had come to fear.
Ilya pulled out a couple of frozen pizzas, then fired up the oven before hopping up to sit on the counter. "Do you have any beer?" he asked, as though he hadn't just been rummaging through the fridge. "I think that joint is making me too..." He whistled to indicate that he meant too high. "I need... What is word..." To mime the word, he put his hands out, palms up, and juggled them. Then a sly smirk spread across his face as he realized it looked like he was juggling a pair of tits. "Not that," he said laughing. "Balance! Balance me out. Give me beer!"












