Exiting Week 3 after some of the lewdest come-ons in Bachelorette history, Tango was immediately snapped up by the network to be a part of their new experimental reality format in which lazy young men of appealing aesthetic value are paired up with wealthy grand-dames of low character.
Marketed as “the show where generattions learn from each other and love finds a way”, it’s really just wrinkly sugar-mamas and beautiful boys behaving badly.
In a move that surprised nobody whatsoever, Grandma Fantapants also volunteered and so stormy was her and Tango’s passion that they now live at the network’s expense and have their lives filmed for Simnation’s guiliest pleasure watch - Grantangoed!
Thank you to @ninjaofthepurplethings for the awfully entertaining Tango and @goatkibble for Grandma Mouldy Grape. These two deserve each other 100% :P