top five dynamics
1) human credentials........
2) flirting on opposite sides of a heist & being very impressed w each other & treating everything the other does as a challenge
3) just found this kid half an hour ago and now they’re my own and i would die for them but i don’t see how that’s anyone’s business
4) bordering on codependent siblinghood
5) fake marriage/dating but neither party has feelings for the other so it’s just hilarious
honorary mentions: a really well balanced ot3 and coparenting divorcees













