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River: *INTERNALLY SCREAMING*

You’ll do fine. They’re all here for you, just remember that.

River: WHAT DO I DO.

For the introductions, each contestant is locked in the sitting room alone with River. River will use four user-directed interactions: Friendly Greeting, Get to Know, Compliment (easily impressed, not flirt), then Consider Attractiveness. As soon as that interaction is finished, they have 30 sim minutes to make an impression. Not long, I know, but we have 8 guys to get through!

River: I think I’m gonna be sick...

You’ll be fine. 

The other’s are locked in their tiny rooms until it’s their turn, where they will return when their time is up. Motives are currently static, so everyone has the same mood whilst they make their first impression! Order was randomised by an RNG:

Indigo

Nicolas

Martin

Caspian

Benjamin

McKinley

Chad

Maxwell

Good luck, boys!

River: Seriously, I’m—

Shush you.

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[amuhav]

Application Form

For contestant in a Bachelor Contest for River Karaish

@wannabecatwriter @dandylion240 @goatkibble @sims-and-monsters @hureuf @histrionicsandtea @blythelyre @corianderpunch

Full Name: Is the applicant submitting himself? Y/N If not, name of person submitting application, and relation to applicant: Sexual Orientation: So obviously, must at least be both romantically and sexually attracted to males. Be this gay, bi, pan etc is fine. I will set this using Mastercontroller's "gender preference" numbers. Note, any orientation that is also attracted to females may have a slight disadvantage, as Sky will be around for the whole thing, as well as possibly Mist and Havoc at some point. Only a slight disadvantage though, as Loch and Bay will be there too, and all of them will have autonomous flirting turned off on their side. So the only disadvantage is if your guy flirts with them XD I mean, they're gonna be in a house with 7 other guys too, soooooo XD disadvantage is minimal XD Describe the applicant's personality in 5 words: Traits here, basically. Favourites Food: Favourite Colour: Bio: A description of your guy, a little background etc. Y'know, the usual. Be as creative as you like. The more information, the better I can portray them. Any additional information/notes: Particularly, if the bio was written in their words instead of 3rd person, then anything your guy wouldn't put themselves needs to go here, for my reference. Like any character flaw they wouldn't necessarily admit to, that kind of thing. Also anything else that doesn't fit in the bio/questions. What made you decide to apply?: /If application is being submitted by someone other than the applicant, why are you entering them?: Does the applicant believe in the supernatural?: Odd question to round off on, I know. Dragon Valley does not normally allow in visitors that aren't aware of the supernatural, but they have managed to get special permission for this. I need to know if your guy knows anything, though, so I know whether they'd be surprised by any weirdness XD 

Ummm, I think that’s everything. I’ll put up something else if I remember anything. No deadline on getting the contestant to me for now. Don’t forget the rules I posted before ^^

[holyrunevessel]

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Right, now, can you both promise you won't run off again?

River: No promises.

*sigh* Well, I think it's safe to say we can tell you're both very happy with the results. So, Chad, did you know you were going to win?

Chad: Not at all, though I was always hopeful, of course. But I had this horrible feeling of dread that Max was going to steal River out from under me...

River: Never. I love you.

Chad: I love you t-

Okay, let us carry on before you both get all lovey-dovey again! Now, River, you said this wasn't an easy decision to make, but I'm sure there are those amongst our viewers that believe you were always going to choose Chad. Do you have anything to say to that?

River: Just the same as I said during the elimination; both Chad and Max made it to the finals based on their own efforts. I always found all of the guys very attractive, and whilst Chad and I may have had the most instant chemistry, the backbone of a relationship isn't built on that alone. Initial attraction isn't enough, and it never made anything a sure bet. I fell for Chad not only because I find him incredibly attractive, but because he took the time to build upon our initial connection and nurture it into something special. While others tried to game the system, Chad focused on what was important; me. Uh... that sounded way more conceited than I intended...

*snicker*

River: I just mean that he took the time to actually get to know me, and he didn't... and he didn't run away or change his mind when he saw some of the worst parts of me... He makes me feel like I'm the centre of the universe, and... and somehow, he already feels like the centre of mine.

*blushes like crazy as Chad grins and zones out completely*

River: Uh, but, um, anyway. That didn't make it easy to send Max away. I knew I'd made the right decision; I love Chad. I still care about Max, I just don't have feelings for him in the same way. Still, I know it probably hurt him, and that honestly sucks to do. That's what I meant by it being a hard decision.

Well, speaking of hard decisions... When’s the wedding?

River: UH *bluescreens*

I’m joking, haha! Well, anyway folks, that’s all from us. We’d like to thank all of the fine gentlemen that signed up to our humble show, as well as their lovely sponsors. And of course, I’m sure you’d all like to join us in wishing the lovely couple all the best for their future together! 

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Max... are you okay?

Max: ...No. I know River didn’t set out to hurt me, but it sure does hurt to get so close and then lose it all. I’m sure he has made the right choice for him, and I want to be happy for him, and for Chad, but I can’t help but wish it was Chad trying not to cry on camera rather than me. 

I really thought it could have been me. I could feel the heat between us. But if River... if he... loves Chad, then I guess... I guess that’s just...

C-can you leave me be now, please?

...Sure, Max. Take your time.

@corianderpunch Max T^T. I’m so sorry, Cori. Max really did so well towards the end, and to close the big gap that he and Chad had from the start was damn impressive. If he was as focused as Chad and so willing to put up with River’s damn temper tantrums, (and maybe not flirted with his brother >>) he really could have excelled. He’s such a sweetie, I hope you enjoyed his time on here.

Thank you so much for letting him participate, I hope his heart isn’t permanently broken <3

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Producer: Is that the BEST angle you can get???

Cameraman: From here, yes.

Producer: Get onto the balcony NOW or you’re FIRED.

Cameraman: Boss, I’m pretty sure this breaks a whole load of-

Producer: FIRED.

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Producer: Okay, guys, time for your exit interview-

Cameraman: Yeah, Boss, they ain’t listening. They’re already on their way upstairs.

Producer: What?

Cameraman: River jumped into his arms, and Chad started carrying him up the second you started talking.

Producer: Oh for fu- Wait. Did we already remove the hidden cameras up there?

Cameraman: ...Yeah, Boss.

Producer: FUCK. *into radio* Get a camera on the front roof IMMEDIATELY!

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River: Oh! A bit late, but your roses. Red, for the one I want to be with...  Forever. I get the feeling I don’t need to worry you’re going to turn them down?

Chad: Never.

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