Despite owning the New York Inquirer since 1805, the Darlings are best known for two things: the XXX magazines they started selling on street corners in the 70s, and Mr. Darling's infamous cheating scandal of 2016. Caught sleeping with one of their ex modals on the set of one of their adult movies, his sex tape has done irreprible damage to their public image whilst scarring their kids retinas.
Now married to the woman he was caught with, the newly mixed family will be forced to come to terms with their new blended identiy, all under the threat of the Karens trying to kill their sex business.
Daddy Darling
Daddy Darling has been holding down the family business since his Father retired. He's a known chauvinist, and has done nothing but embrace his bad reputation since his very public scandal. A charmer / slimey salesman.
Mother Darling
Mother Darling would be a whole lot easier to oust if she didn't own half the company. Her family's old money saved the Inquirer from going out of business back in the 50s and the families have been tied together since.
Riley Love
After getting knocked up as a teen, "riley" has been doing her best to succeed in life without being stopped by her previous decisions. Whilst some look upon her choices as unfavourable, other's wank bank has relied heavily on her past content. Most seem to think she's just another blonde bimbo, but there's a definite business brain in there somewhere..
Eldest Darling
Whether he was groomed into becoming the heir to the business or just wants it the most, it's unclear. What IS well known is their determination to oust Daddy Darling from his CEO spot before he drives the company into the ground...
Middle Child #1 Darling
Middle child used to vye for the #1 spot and spins frequently between trying very hard to prove themselves + spitting everything back at their faily when things don't go their way. Volitile. Indecisive.
Middle Child #2 Darling
Middle child #2 *never* had any interest in the family business, determined to make it on their own. Maybe they're chasing fame, starting their own company, anything that hasn't putting their sticky fingers in the running for heir.
Youngest Darling
No one expects much from their youngest, do they? The Darlings certainly don't. For appearances sake, the Youngest is just happy to be invited to the party, though their genuine feelings about having so little expectations on there is unclear. Are they hurt? Do they have a point to prove? Are they planning to burn everything to the ground? Unsure.
Eldest Love
Eldest Love was the accident of two drunk teenagers in the late 90s, and they know it. Unfortunately, their broken family meant they ended up taking a lot of responsibility on with regards to their younger brother, and now struggle to express their own struggles and emotions for fear of feeling selfish.
Youngest Love (reserved)
No one knows what's going on with him, to be honest. For the most part, he's following in his mother's footsteps, starring in the occassional adult film, though the pay isn't enough to fund his drug habit. How he makes that money... well, wouldn't you like to know?
