I don't consider myself a petty person in general, but there is one very petty thing I do consistently.
Whenever a BMW is parked over the line juuuust enough to prevent another vehicle from parking there, I stubbornly and carefully park there anyway. You're not being clever by straying just over the line so it looks like it's an accident.
Parking is a pain in the city so it's ridiculous to take up two spaces. If you're so worried about scuffing your precious car I'm sure you can navigate it out just like I navigated myself in










