#roasted salami

[itsmeanyways]

I want to see more posts that are like "feeling cute might delete later" with a photo or drawing of a horrifying eldritch being

[itsmeanyways]

Falling asleep on a plane is such a surreal experience. Like I have no comprehension of if or when I fall asleep or wake up because there's no difference in surroundings; for all I know, I've never fallen asleep on a plane

[itsmeanyways]

We should bring back the death penalty exclusively for people who put gum on the bottoms of tables

[itsmeanyways]

One thing that people seem to be ignoring in the whole man vs. bear debate is: what if the bear was Freddy Fazbear? Then he would say "har har har har har har har har har har." Just a thought.

[itsmeanyways]

Tumblr shitposts should have one tag that unites them so that we shitposters can unite, but we can't put #shitpost; that would be too basic. I propose #roasted salami, for obvious reasons