#robert ratman

[rfconfess4]

also there should be more robkitty robert x kitty content im sick of having to do everything myself around here 😞😞

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[thebettercatman]

Where’s pookie Robert the ratman? Tell him I said hi and I’m single

Gone. Hes gone. Forever.

[eight-chan]

Hi!!!

RATMAN!!!

[rfconfess4]

ranfren nation what do I have to do for you guys to like scarerobert 🥀🥀🥀they are so frigin cute it's a rat and a scarecrow 🥀🥀what else could you need to like them🥀

You’re right. I have no idea why anyone wouldn’t immediately fall in love with this duo. Who needs romance, tragedy, or depth when you have a rat and a scarecrow? Truly a combination we didn’t know we needed.

What else could you need to like them?

Well, maybe… some content. We know next to nothing about either character. Rarepairs exist for a reason.

Fluff? Well, unfortunately, this ship is all tragedy, all the time. Scarecrow’s barely conscious, and a friend of Randal’s (read: he's literally just waiting to get axed), and Robert's a rat: he’s practically already on death row. 

But, if anything, this just makes the ship more appealing. Let’s be real: if it weren’t tragic, would we even care?

So, Bald69420, tell us: What’s their story? What’s their dynamic?

No pressure, you can let your imagination run wild, because this ship has zero foundation in reality, so whatever you come up with is fair game.

[eight-chan]

Hi!!!