#robert responds

[robert-atthe-overlook-blog]

"Why is there an eel between you legs?"

@dddamien-bbbloodmarch

Robert is startled to hear the voice and ends up splashing in the water like a drowning idiot for a few moments before he regains his composure. He had just been trying to enjoy the hot day out in the water. He hadn’t expected anyone else to be doing the same. And now he had turned himself to better face this stranger, now able to take in what they’d said, head cocked.

“I uh…don’t have one?” he said, obviously confused and wondering what kind of high they must be on to be asking something like that.

Mermaid AU (Pst someone come send me one so Robert can be a pretty little merman too)

[robert-atthe-overlook-blog]

(Drops off a cookie tin at the doorstep with a small note) ‘Figured I drop some off- it’s whiskey cinnamon cookies for you and some bacon maple dog treats for Besty. Remember to take care of yourself and I’ll see ya round Robbles! - D’

Robert went outside later that evening, letting Betsy out to play in the yard, noticing the tin. He picked it up and read the note, a faint smile pulling at his lips. He pocketed the note and picked out a cookie, humming as he munched on it and sent a text to Desmond.

Got the cookies. Betsy and I send our thanks.-RS

There a special occasion I don’t know about, or you just being generous? -RS

@dippedindes

[robert-atthe-overlook-blog]

Damien wants your dick brooooooooo...

*raises eyebrows* He told you that, hm?

@dddamien-bbbloodmarch got any comment on this?

[robert-atthe-overlook-blog]

Invite other Robert to dance (and other activities) then.

Hey @cryptidsdickhunter, they want us to dance and do “other activities” now. 

[robert-atthe-overlook-blog]

⚡ : How does your muse feel about storms? Are they afraid of them, or do they calm them?

Robert is interested in storms. As a child, he liked to sit at his window and watch for lightning strikes and listen to the thunder shake his home. He liked to watch the rain pouring down, making puddles everywhere, raindrops slapping against the window.  He wouldn’t necessarily say he is afraid of them, nor that they calm him. They make him think. Sometimes good things, sometimes bad.

[robert-atthe-overlook-blog]

Keep reading Robert as robot in your username, no idea why. Perhaps you're secretly a robot?

  That’s all I need, another conspiracy theory about me.

[robert-atthe-overlook-blog]

🍭 + dirty socks (from one robert to another, with love)

*takes out lollipop, scowling* That’s disgusting. *smirks*I appreciate your line of thinkin.

[robert-atthe-overlook-blog]

What would you rather I called him? Leech? Bloodsucker?

Nah, you can call him his actual fuckin name and show him some respect.