#cryptidsdickhunter

[gaymien-bloodmarch]

VAMPIRESSAYWHAT

What?Oh my… oh no. I didn’t understand what you said, I assure you that I am no vampire. You’ve seen me in the sunlight before, haven’t you?

[robert-atthe-overlook-blog]

❝You wanna get wasted?❞

 @cryptidsdickhunter

Robert cocked his head, considering. 

“Get wasted, with myself? Sure, why the hell not?” Who better to get wasted with, quite honestly. 

[got-anymore-of-that-wild-in-ya]

A blog dedicated to me?! Damn, I owe Carmensita 5 bucks. Keep up the good job, kiddo.

i cant believe robert small has a tumblr and that he messaged to me

[ask-mary]

Hey, how things going over there? Up for some drinking tonight?

Always, Robert. Glad to see ya. -slings an arm over his shoulder- And things have been… something. What about you? What’s new?

[robert-atthe-overlook-blog]

Invite other Robert to dance (and other activities) then.

Hey @cryptidsdickhunter, they want us to dance and do “other activities” now. 

[josephinesrphub]

Clowns?

@cryptidsdickhunter continued from  here

Alice sighed. “That’s it. I’ve seen clowns too. But you are making me paranoid. So stop. Let’s just.. stay away from any sewers.. Okay?” She switched spots with him, further away from storm drains.

[of-bones-and-ashes]

Dear sneaky anon: You thought you were being sneaky, but in fact were not... for you were a fool to be the first (and sometimes only) to click the like button on your anons and on other posts. ....Also, I see yo in my notifications all the time, I kinda knew, kid. You forget I am always alert. STAY ALERT ~Robert

I have post notifications on for you dude I can’t NOT like your stuff, that’s just rude smh. But honestly I would have been surprised if you hadn’t figured it out by now, I do suck at being even remotely sneaky, even online 😂