#robin oaklow

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Robin: so uh. some news. I'm pregnant.

Newt: you're what?!

Robin: I know! I didn't even think that could happen after my default settings were changed! not that I'm opposed to kids, but I think we could make that spare bedroom a nursery, which actually your sister thought so too so we bought some stuff but I don't know now if that was okay -

Newt:

Newt: watcher, I'm not ready for this shit.

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Robin: Oona, it'll be easier to ride your bike if you aren't in the bushes.

Oona: OH!

Robin: GREAT JOB SWEETIE!!!!

Later...

Oona: Dad, you're my favorite ever. :)

Robin: Aw, you're my favorite ever, too!

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Newt: Ok, Oona baby! Time to get ready for your birthday party!

Oona: Where daddy?

Newt: Oh, Robin's...busy tonight. But he'll see you tomorrow!

Happy Birthday, Oona!

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love for the kids, hate for each other <3

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Later that afternoon, Newt finally pulled the plug on him and Robin's relationship. Robin will move into the spare bedroom in the basement, as it is the only one available.

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Robin: So your new boytoy is already causing problems? Now we have to re-do the kitchen backsplash!

Newt: Well that's gonna take a while because I'm still working on your bunker!

Robin: Bunker? Like, underground?

Newt: Yes? Is that a problem?

Robin: I hate being underground...

Newt: Oh hon, you should have told me. I would have adjusted my plans!

Robin: Well...I guess I can cope with it...sorry for not telling you.

Newt: It's okay. Glad I know it now.

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Orpheus' first visitors were the firefighters thanks to his dad's inability to cook <3

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Jordan: So I know that you and Robin like, have a kid and whatnot. But given that he knows about us, can't we have that, too?

Newt: You also wanna live here and have a kid? Watcher above why can't things just be simple?!

Jordan: Ok, you want simple? Simplify your relationships, Newt. One way or another.