#robinkeay

[capybandit]

was it casual when i gave you my late husband's skin page for the purpose of esoteric and otherworldly mind games. or something

[nyuisnt]

If it's not too late, may I request an artistic rendition of Episode 62 where Mary and Gertrude are chatting/ verbally sparring? Just two old eldritch ladies shooting the shit over (rejected) tea 😅

Bro why're you even here if you won't have some tea as you spill it.

[airlocksandaviariesarchive]

OLD WOMAN TOXIC YURI OLD WOMAN TOXIC YURI OLD WOMAN TOXIC YURI

[airlocksandaviariesarchive]

Teenage Gerard Keay, circa 1980: MCDONALDS! MCDONALDS! MCDONALDS!

Gertrude Robinson: Gerry I’m making dinner at home

Mary Keay: *pulls into the drive through*

Gertrude: Mary-

Gerard: YAY

Mary: one black coffee please

Gerard: I hate this fucking family

[airlocksandaviariesarchive]

YOU DONT UNDERSTAND ROBINKEAY HAS SO MUCH POTENTIAL FOR A MEETING EARLIER AU BC THEY HAVE A SMELLY LITTLE SON THEY BASICALLY BOTH RAISED

Imagining Gertrude and Mary in their thirties trying to coparent snarky angsty teenage Gerry. The potential is there guys. It’s hilarious

[airlocksandaviariesarchive]

I am once again back with more Robinkeay shenanigans

feat. middle aged Robinkeay in the 80s being horrible adopted mums to their son Gerry

(and some. tender moments. bc you cant have a crackship that hates eachother without some love too)

[airlocksandaviariesarchive]

Ok I know I joked about divorce in my first Robinkeay sketch dump post but tbh I don’t think Gertrude and Mary would get hitched and then divorced over and over the way lonelyeyes does. Instead they’d be rockin up to each others houses banging each other silly, arguing for hours, and making out, and yet constantly claim to each other and everyone else that they hate each other with a passion and they have no feelings at all. Only to wind up in eachothers arms the next week. It’s a permanent denial situationship and it’s awful and toxic and I’m going to be so annoying about it