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[rockwoodsss]

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Yknow Icemav wouldn’t have hit half as hard if Val and Tom didn’t spend the whole movie gazing into each others’ eyes like there was the answer to every lonely wish they’d ever made and the promise for a beautiful life in there. Thanks gentlemen you really helped bring this yaoi to life

[airlocksandaviariesarchive]

Funny that the three best Ethan expressions are

Completely locked in and focused on his goal, fueled by rage or love or spite or determination or hope (or all of the above)

Very out of it, loopy/delirious, possibly concussed, maybe just a bit Silly, mid head tilt or half asleep

So entirely smitten and endeared with his loved ones who he’s looking at that it makes him look fucking STUPID.

[spoonbenders-archive]

i feel like this is exactly how i sound when i post on here

[luminescentmoffgirl]

ROBOTNIK: BEHOLD! 1000 cereals! I collect cereals! It took me NINE yeareals to collect the cereals! yæM yuM Cereals. Goooooood.

SCRATCH: CONGRATULATIONS!

ROBOTNIK: SHUT. UUUUUUP! €€€€€€€£ Ph Ph Ph Pbodhbodhddddd Acsuus Acsuus! FfffUCK STEven universe!

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@veradragonjedi

[queermasculine]

man up and lez out

[setulose]

One of life's great ironies is that almost everyone who makes the active decision to not have kids would probably be way better at raising a child than all the people who just kind of have children because it's what they think everyone is supposed to do

[setulose]

Like genuinely if you're like "I don't want kids because of the financial strain/the commitment/the irritation I would feel/the possibility of traumatizing them/whatever reason" you instantly demonstrate to me that you 1) understand the realities of parenthood and 2) believe that children should be treated with at least a base level of respect and compassion. Meanwhile everyone who's like "I want kids because I don't want to be alone" "I can't wait to dress up my babies" "I won't raise my children to be soft" may as well be talking about Neopets for all the fucks they seem to give about kids

[leofromthedark]

Mission: Impossible - Ghost Protocol (2011) dir. Brad Bird

“The Secretary is dead. The President has invoked Ghost Protocol. We’re shut down. No satellite, safe house, support, or extraction. The four of us and the contents of this car are all that remains of the IMF.”

[telerls]

god i love ice in this scene he is literally the happiest boy ever. they’re experiencing LETHAL levels of cuteness aggression for each other

(also.. depending on the aspect ratio you watch, you can see ice is literally GRIPPING his shoulder it’s so funny)

[ahotknife]

i love the point in the hero’s journey where he gets bent over and railed until he cries

[noctthedoor]

Don’t leave this in the tags

[fairy-lilith]

👁🫦👁

[yesornopolls]

If you were cloned do you think your clone would have sex with you?

If you were cloned do you think your clone would have sex with you?

Yes

No

Voting ended onNov 16, 2025

[animentality]

[tilthat]

TIL The chances of us eating even one spider in our sleep throughout our lifetime is close to 0%

via reddit.com

[strongbowdarkfruit]

did something happen to Spiders Georg

[regenerative-farming]

R.I.P. Spiders George 2013-2017

[ifightformyfriends]

He was an outlier. But he counted.

[calkale]

I just want u to know that whenever I tag u in something, the exact amount of ur username I need to write after the @ for you to come up is always “calk”

love it 😎

[dogpuppy]

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@calkale

[shintsukidex]

[valtsv]

snapping my homies out of being corrupted by the curse by firmly gripping their shoulders and telling them to "get real"

[valtsv]

that didn't work. okay. time for plan b *gets down on my knees and starts tying my hair back*

[fucking-what]