@robinoflccksley || closed starter
regina would’ve liked to say that it was the pregnancy hormones or the stress of the upcoming wedding that were turning her half sister into a raging psychopath but the truth of the matter was, zelena had always been a little bit insane. it just wasn’t normally her problem. they were sparks in a powder keg, both competitive by nature with a short fuse and relentlessly stubborn but aside from the occasional family dinners, they usually managed to avoid each other’s company. but zelena wouldn’t be zelena, if - even well into her third trimester - she weren’t trying to turn her wedding into a state affair. and she wouldn’t be their mother’s daughter, if she had any respect for regina’s personal boundaries whatsoever. “him?” one hand permanently resting against the swell of her stomach, zelena narrowed her eyes at them. “this is a joke, right? you’re not seriously bringing your childhood playmate as your date? that’s pathetic even for you.” she scoffed, directing a petty sneer at them and regina found herself wanting to strangle that fake british accent from her. “please tell me you’re at least shagging him.” “actually,” regina shot back instead, reaching out to grip robin’s hand, “we’re engaged.” they weren’t. they weren’t even dating. robin was her oldest and dearest friend and for a moment, regina found herself wondering if insanity did run in the family. part of her wanted to backtrack but she didn’t. couldn’t. because this so neatly killed two birds with one stone, leaving both her mother and sister gaping at her and her supposed fiancé.











