I was compelled to write a part 2 for the Robin!Rex AU
So. You lived.
Shit.
âThat was not the planâ you donât say out loud, because youâre in a GDA medical wing, and theyâre absolutely surveilling the fuck out of this entire place.
It isnât the main wing under the Pentagon you were in last time. Nah, that one got messed up by a variant, so they have you over in-
Huh. No oneâs actually told you yet. Maybe you should be more concerned about that, given your less than stellar experiences at the hands of government agencies and the GDA in particular. But itâs pretty hard to bring yourself to care when you shouldâve been blown to smithereens by now.
You stare at the ceiling. It fails to tell you what to do next.
Not that you were expecting a Mufasa-style revelation to Hamlet itself out of the ceiling tiles, but it wouldâve been real nice if the universe could do you a solid and like, provide one anyway. Youâd happily take directions now your script has been ripped out of your hands, set on fire, and scattered to the eight winds.
Sure, you werenâtâŚcompletely following it, exactly?
Oh god. Are you alive because you didnât date a teenage girl? And didnât proceed to cheat on her repeatedly? Did your super limited morals somehow fuck you over?
Like, you totally wouldâve dated Eve when you guys were older, but youâd already uh- shut that down when you were younger, and dealt with the awkwardness of it when she still let you stay in her bedroom, and- Câmon, dating Eve just to give her a âmy boyfriend is a dirty cheater and Iâm sadâ arc prompt is, itâs crappy? You like Eve. She can character-develop without a man involved. Romance is for schmucks-
âHey, Rex.â
âSâup.â You lift the flesh hand in a loose wave at Mark, catching sight of him in the periphery as he walks over to the chair beside the bed. Why he walks so often, youâll never understand. Dude can fly. At least cross the six foot of height threshold and hover everywhere like a dickhead.
âYou, uhâŚyou good?â
âIâm having an existential crisis,â you explain. âOtherwise, just peachy. Iâll be outta this joint in no time.â
Itâs not a half-bad body. Plenty of upgrades stuffed in, gives you increased durability and a healing boost, and gets you back in the field fast. The fact theyâve kept you here a while is pretty weird, but the doctor said itâs because they want to monitor if your brain was fucked over by the blood loss and concussions and all that shit.
Some freaky stuff came back on the scans, and theyâve filed it under your explody-enhancements, but you think it might be to do with yourâŚother shit. But hey, you donât think about that, remember? Since youâreâŚgonna dieâŚsoonâŚ
Fuck.
Fuuuck.
âGuess Iâm homeless again,â you realise, since yeah, letâs focus on the practicalities. Like how the lack of ceiling and structural integrity means the Teen Team base isnât an option now. Also, the battle there probably gave away your super secret hideout to the broader populace, if anyone was paying just a teensy bit of attention to tracking the variants.
âYou can stay at my place.â
The offer has you sitting up, because the fuck, Mark? Also, ow, your broken ribs, various fractures, and the healing gash in your side donât appreciate the sudden movement, but they can suck it up and deal with it like a man who forgot his kneepads on a Friday night.
Mark made it through the Invincible War in better shape than most, though with Conquestâs arrival on the horizon (presumably? You really donât remember when exactly he shows, just that itâs sometime in the aftermath), you canât exactly call him lucky.
Still has a big cut on the corner of his lips and faint bruising on his jaw. Still annoyingly pretty, but youâve gotten used to that being the default.
Hey, you did try to be a 24/7 asshole toward him. Youâd like to state for the record you absolutely owned the jackass role, and not even the lovable kind.
Kate was totally exaggerating when she said you sounded incredibly gay when you used to taunt Invincible every time you saw him. Though your, âEx-fucking-scuse you, Iâm bisexual,â probably wasnât the best defence in the world. But you didnât get called out online for being terribly bisexual rep only for everyone to forget as soon as it was convenient, jeez.
âYou mean your momâs place?â you have to point out, as a matter of principle.
Sure, youâre all friendly now. Once you had your brains blown out you were allowed to cool it off on being grouchy whenever Invincible helped out in a fight, and he visited so often it wouldâve been weirder not to become friends. Markâs a cool guy, as dorky as he is, and itâs honestly pretty strange to you that people can dislike the dude after any chunk of time around him.
But you have an established dynamic to keep to. Itâs-
Ugh. Okay, maybe youâre just leaning into it as a desperate grab for some semblance of familiarity. Whatever.
They wonât let you smoke in here, and no one will smuggle some in for you (like you wouldnât do it for them! Traitors), so you need every coping mechanism you can get your hands on. Mechanical included, and that one has several times the grip strength. Good thing youâre ambidextrous, ha.
âYeah, my momâs house is also my house.â Mark rolls his eyes, even does a small head tilt with the motion. Cute. He looks exhausted after the recent shitshow, didnât say much when he visited yesterday, so itâs good to see heâs not past the point of a normal reaction.
âLame. Get a job and move out already.â You pause, considering. âDo you reckon the housing market will, like, crash or boom from all this? It could go either way, right?â
Lots of dead people means empty houses(apartments etc included). Destruction means more need for houses. The economy is in shambles-
âDude.â
âWhat? We need silver linings to stay sane. Itâs a superhero staple, and humour is my favourite coping mechanism.â
âI thought reckless behaviour was your favourite coping mechanism.â
Ah, he knows you well. Freaky. âIâm fickle. Todayâs favourite is tomorrowâs demotion, but Iâm prone to rebounds.â
âAnd avoiding the actual question,â he says like someone who legit pays attention to your habits. Super freaky. Maybe he should be the one in the hospital bed.
Not this one. Obviously. Youâre in it.
âListen,â you sigh, tucking a few strands of hair behind your ear. You probably need a haircut again, or just buzz it all short instead of just the sides. But Eve says it looks good at this length, and you owe her in like, a dozen different ways. Corner store eye candy is the least you can offer. âThatâs real generous of you, but you already saved my life. Weâve hit our annual quota on massive, impossible to repay favours.â
âItâs not about-â He makes an annoyed sound, this grumpy little huff, and genuinely; how does anyone take him seriously? Look at the guy.
Okay, donât look too closely. Itâs a fucking miracle his face isnât plastered across the news for everyone to identify as Mark Grayson, thanks to the evil Invincibles who needed the whole world to swoon over their killer face cards. Markâs luck is so erratic.
âWeâre friends,â Mark says with enough emphasis to seem a bit manic, but heâs probably entitled to that after the year heâs had. âFriends help out friends. I know youâd do the same for me.â
You open your mouth to object, but- damn. Heâs got you there.
If you were the insanely OP one, obviously youâd save his fantastic ass (and the rest of him). And if you had a house, even if it was your momâs, youâd offer it up if he needed someplace to stay. Hell, if he tried to go off on his own or - even worse - slink back to the GDA for scraps, youâd drag him home with you like a newly adopted stray in need of chipping.
Tracker chipping, not the- fucking, noisemaker thing. God, that was horrific. Even knowing it was coming, and you were careful not to blow up the damn remote - just grabbed it from Cecil instead, because even hard-boiled GDA directors flinch from sparklers going off in his face - it was still fucking awful to let it play out that far.
Not that you couldâve done much if you wanted to change things. Instead, the major change has justâŚhappened to you. Because of Mark.
âFuck it,â you mutter, and try not to panic over the abrupt return of an unknown future. It helps when you look at Mark. Despite everything, he feelsâŚreliable, you guess. A sure thing when he absolutely shouldnât be. âSince you want my company so bad, Iâll take your couch until I figure out a new place.â
âItâll be an air bed, actually,â he says with a grin, as if heâs won something, the weirdo.
Still, itâs nice to see? Guess it really helps that in this world, Eve didnât get hurt so bad she was knocked into a coma - youâve no idea why, but itâs definitely the best change from the natural course of events. Though she did still get taken off the field by a really bad leg break, so it isnât all sunshines and unicorns. Just better than it could be.
âFancy,â you drawl, pressing the button to lift the top half of the bed so you can lean back on it. This kind of throbbing ache really fucking sucks. âDoes it come with a pillow mint, too? A towel folded in the shape of a magnificent swan?â
âReally feeling the gratitude, man.â
âHey, if you want your dick sucked, Iâm sure we arrange-â
âNo, nope, no making jokes like that once youâre in my house. My mom will be around, and Oliver.â
âWho said it was a joke?âŚHa, relax, Iâve got it. Save the cock talk for when weâre alone.â
ââŚYouâre gonna make me regret this, arenât you?â
âOh, for sure. So howâs the water pressure at your house? The showers at the base do not hit the same standards as Guardians HQ, trust me, my muscles are knotted like you wouldnât believe-â













