#roboobs

[swervesbootycall]

Thoughts on Robo boobies??? Like bots and cons taking off their chest plates and they just got some big ol titties underneath

You know I’m not 100% on the roboobs I prefer detachable and customizable roboobs. Like magnetic stick ons that hook up to their sensor nets? Because as a boob haver havering boob under tight clothes bad enough but WITH THE AMOUNT OF TIDDY IVE SEEN ON CERTAIN shockwave prowl Megatron particularly TRANSFORMERS ow. Put it on the OUTSIDE. Free the bipples

Back pain? Voluntary! This has been a PSA on ouch oof that’s a lot of squashed Sponge in there. Wait wait wait wait wait though what if okay if you slap a car on the back and their toy ties inflate and eject like Airbags . Airbags are grounder tits comfinded.

[dontpetmeibite]

what is up with this?

I'm really surprised that the humans aren't more confused given that every mech I know with a large frontal exposure is actually masc and with them it's the femmes that tend to be busty.

Shockwave, Prowl, Jazz, Breakdown, Deathsaurus...

Meanwhile I continue to give life to the Japanese expression Glit taught me. Which is "猫 パイ".

That means "cat tits" and apparently it's slang for being flat chested.

When I go to sleep between Soundwave and Jazz I have to make sure that I don't get caught between them, otherwise when I want to uncurl or deloaf, I am foiled by the Wall of Boob.

[gregg-so-hot]

hhhHI!! (r u still doing these >;^0)

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1. First impression: nerd2. Truth is: nerd from MICHIGAN B)3. How old do you look: 164. Have you ever made me laugh: yes5. Have you ever made me mad: nop6. Best feature: gr9 sense of humor7. Have I ever had a crush on you: nah8. You’re my: bud, pal, friend-o9. Name in my phone: on tumblr i have you as taylor10. Should you post this too? if you want!