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[swervesbootycall]

Intro and Housekeeping

Hi, call me Ish! This is a valveplug blog! That means if you are under 18 reading this you are Legally Not Allowed to Interact!

What I Do:

Drabble and Headcanon Requests When Requests are Open- check header

Art on my own terms- mainly OC stuff and you will probably be able to figure out my main. Please Only Call Me Ish Here

If I become more confident I may take art requests. I am not confident.

Some NSFT reblogs

Write: canon typical violence and robogore, Reader Inserts, smut, snuggling, breeding kink/mechpreg, maybe heats but they might get Sillay, Mecha/Human relationships and smut, furries and furry adjacent guys like Ravage, Etc.

Your Mom

What I Don’t:

Follow back 1:1-this is not my main

Art requests- I am not confident

Requests when they are Closed- check header

Garuntee all requests will be filled: I am very picky and will delete anything I don’t want to do as is my reserved right

Write for fandoms I am not in. I mean this is a robot blog of the transformers persuasion

Tolerate any kind of hate. If I notice that you are any kind of phobe or ist you’ll be blocked. If you send any phobic or istic stuff to my inbox this is a transformers prn blog why are you here

Write the following Dead Dove topics: Underage/Pedophilia, Noncon, most dubcon, goreporn, zoophilia, hard vore, (will add to list as things come up)

Write the following kinks: Scat, water sports, emetophilia, traditional ABO (will add to this list as I learn new things.)

Thank you!

[swervesbootycall]

Now Taking PPal/Tip Commissions

$40 USD For (proofed and edited) comms up to 1000 words (appx 5 pages).

-Under 500 words it’s $5usd per 100 words

-Over 1,000 words is $15usd per additional 200 words, rounded up: if the total is 1135 words the charge will be $55usd.)

-Customer will receive personalized PDF.

-I retain the right to use my work towards my portfolio. I probably won’t, but I retain the right.

-No one has permission to use my work to train AI

-No one has permission to post my work to any blog or media hosting site.

-No one has permission to sell my work as an ebook or otherwise profit from my work.

-No one has permission to distribute my work at conventions or elsewhere for material gain

*If you want to print out the work and bind it for yourself/your friends/to gift someone go ahead. I’d prefer you not pass it off as your own but like how would I know if you trick your fiancé into thinking you wrote them foot fetish transformers erotica to prove the depth of your love.

*Swervesbootycall is not liable if you are found out in your deceit and your fiancé breaks it off at the altar because you lied about writing foot stuff for them.

Will accept SFW commissions

Will accept OC and reader insert commissions

Will Accept Any Fetish Commission Except what is below:

-emetophilia

-scat

-underage

-non-con

-neck related gore (sympathy pain’s a bitch)

-raceplay/ anything with racism in it

-age play

-mommy kink (personal reasons here. We can also discuss degree of stuff in it I might be able to accept specific stuff)

-some dub-con: we can discuss it to see if it’s within my scope.

I retain the right to change my mind once we discuss the particulars of your commission but it is not a moral judgement.

DM Me To Discuss Interest

[pettyprowl]

this was their pre-wake strategizing meeting

[swervesbootycall]

Looking at my inbox and seeing so many asks from like three years ago whoops there was one I could have sworn I did too.

It’s been rough for personal reasons for a while but I might slowly try to get to some of these. In the meantime if anyone has any other requests feel free to send them in. Add diversity to the pot.

[silliestcolressfan]

affirmations for people with multiple blogs:

☆ i am on the right blog

☆ i wont accidentally post on the wrong blog

☆ i can get my blogs right

☆ i have a normal amount of side blogs

☆ this isnt going on the wrong blog

[swervesbootycall]

Nature is healing

[cannedvvurms]

uhmm yea

[absoluteminimum]

minimus needs a little lovin'

[archie-sunshine]

This has been floating in my head for a minute: dratchrod but Ratchet is teaching Drift about cabling and what wires trigger certain....responses and Roddy is their little test subject loving every second of it.

god fuck yes, this is such a fucking awesome request. holy shit. dude.

[just-thots]

looks into the distance. minimus being tied up and gagged and put in the corner while his partner fucks his empty armour instead. nods sagely

[just-thots]

was inspired into the thought 'technically rodimus should not be fucking drift bc he is a subordinate, however drift has made the stupidest 'it doesn’t count as sex if it's oral/anal/we don't come' imaginable arguments succesfully so this is the way he reassures rodimus there is a loophole' and i can't stop laughing at the idea drift is like. i cannot work out if it's worse if he knows it's bullshit but agrees anyway, or if he actually believes it Doesn't Count if he edges or something.

[just-thots]

rodimus will later try this on with minimus however minimus gives him a thirty minute lecture on the legal intricacies of the definition of 'sex' instead of agreeing to let rodimus eat him out. sad

[mtxyqmpsfqklt]

The coming biotechnology revolution will produce entirely new kinds of penises I hope. Not to say the ones we have now aren't great (I'm entertained) but the last time I was truly startled and impressed by a penis was the first time I saw a Prince Albert piercing. On a chode, too! Really impressive, really unique, well formed, etc. I asked him how he peed and I can't remember if he said he took it out or if he just kinda sat down every time. But every penis I've seen since has been like. Well they're nice but I've just not been shocked, yk? I want someone to pull down their (obviously, many women will also opt for penises, just out of boredom and interest and besides the existence of trans people means we'll be pretty good at making and removing orifices, after the biotechnology revolution there will be a long debate over which kinds of penis enhancements are masculine and which kinds are feminine, in the same way there'll be a lot of influencers yelling at men for keeping feminine beards) pants and show off something that's just straight up shocking, I want to be confused, I want to look at a dick and not entirely understand what to do with it. Like right now it's trivial yk? I want to see incomprehensible balls and shafts that seemingly defy geometrical intuition. Not knots like the furry porn kind but like Gordian. Encounters with penises should be stimulating not just sexually but also intellectually. The sensorium today is simply too limited. Onward and upward, taught to dance wrong side out, ad astra per aspirin, etc, etc.

[hadallakuna]

Hello tumblr.com I heard you like flustered old men yes?

[click for higher quality]

[in-your-spoon]

Humans can be confusing

Doodles under the cut

[sn0wsquall]

do y'all think cybertronians eroticize being towed. like imagine, it's punishment for being naughty, then a big sexy tow truck hitches onto them and lifts them into their bed and takes them away for being bad. i feel like that'd be hot to a transformer yk. much to think about

[e-102]

they hire me as the gray disembodied hands that be groping gay men in comics on pixiv and it don’t pay well but it’s honest work

[salamanding]

i think i censored the only part that would get me in trouble. hopefully.

[wildgeese98]

Trying to write sex scenes is so aggravating because honestly describing sex is pretty boring. It's mostly just people putting bits of themselves on or inside other people's bits so you run into a lot of "they walked to another room" type problems where you can get caught up in just describing where everyone's limbs and shit are. What really makes smut interesting and hot, in my opinion at least, is sensory description but that's also hard because you'll be sitting there trying to find a new way to say "they were feeling sexual pleasure and it felt pretty good". Then you also have to figure out how to write dialogue that doesn't sound completely ridiculous and hackneyed. Really makes you want to just write "they boned down real good and it was totally hot trust me, it was definitely the kind of thing you'd want to jerk your shit to," and have done with it.