Peeps who tf was that basic girl flirting with Shikamaru at the end of Naruto? Cuz I KNOW it wasn’t Temari.
“Ahahh what do you mean, I am Temari. You can tell by my spikey hair and my face. Especially my face. I’ve never looked more like me in my entire life. I am not a robot. Just look at my face and you will see it is me............ Temari. Because that is my name and I would never forget it because it is mine.”
“Huh?! Shoo. Away imposter.”
Don’t be silly it is me. Me as in Temari, who I am. Look at my Temari nose that has always been there. Let me do my signature blink, smile, and blush to prove it. This trademark act of bashfulness will surely convince the masses.”
“My pride. She has stomped all over my pride, my indentity.”
Waifu Program Engaged OwO *blushes, and looks down as feet nervously* “Sensei sama senpai san please examine my Temari face again especially look at my kawaii desu pigtails. Engage ExtremeX2_BashfulTemariBlush_Version2.0 --scrtt-- I mean look at my blush that is mine that I do all the time. And if that doesn’t convince you I have been programmed to- I mean let me try other ways?.....” *unzips skirt*
“I will stop her.” “Garra, Wait. I’ll do it.”
“BE GONE ROBOT DEMON!!!”
“UWAH! Senpai you’ve committed an act of violence against me, by pushing me exactly 1 meter away. That is impressive considering my extra heavy robot feet - I mean wow you need to be punished~~~”
*Punches Sexy Mean Temari Senpai with love fist* ḟ̶̭O̴͕̔̚ö̵͙́L̷̪̜̒ì̶̼̈́s̵̝̼̽̽H̷̙͚̋ H̶̦͘͜u̷̡͛M̶̳̀̔a̴͔̿͝Ǹ̶͚ i ẅ̸͍́i̶͔͍͠L̸̜͑L̸̫̿ ̶à̵̬b̴̻͍̚S̷̞̖̍0̷̖͖͒͂r̴̮͋B̴̺͌̅ y̸̱̥͑0̵̩̑́U̸̞̎̉ -̸͚͛̕-̵̀͝H̵̗̆̉a̵̼̽͝j̴̥̳͒A̷͌͛aẖ̶̩̆͋@̵̦̒! (foolish human I will absorb you haaha) TEN YEARS LATER
Temari: “HA HA HA and that ladies is how I became a cyborg, not unlike myself but unlike myself at the same time. Super cool, right?
Sakura: “aha ha.....yeah”
#temariiscurrentlyaweirdhalfandhalfofherformerselfandacreepyrobot