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You will find here my own posts of gifs, rants, fanart, edits, and memes. Probably all related to One Piece and Naruto. Right now I am really enjoying photoshopping actors into characters so if you've got a request I just might do it :) I do all my reblogging at pazduh.tumblr.com

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More Zoro with goggles except this time he’s hard chillin.

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A menacing Sanji.

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Zoro with his sky island goggles

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currently I can only kinda draw Zoro’s face, thus two of him.

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Karen Gillan photoshopped as Nami from One Piece. I love Karen, she is great and could totally pull off playing Nami. She can do everything required; hot temper, funny, narcissistic, caring, and strong. She’s also just got the look I tell yah.

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Jimbe: “We don’t have time to intimidate each other”

Luffy: *engages tier one intimidation tactic- Eating Large Amount of Grapes*

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I like to "paint” clouds and I am trash at drawing people. So I traced Zoro’s wonderful face so I could have some fun colouring.  

I did a quick vector shaded Zoro face first when I was just figuring things out. But I think I like it better than my more time consuming shaded one on the orange background. Oh well I’m learning.

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I don’t know how to reblog and also embed a video response, is it even possible? Anyway, for peeps who prefer subs and want to enjoy this wonderful scene that little bit more here it is. Kakashi Vs Gai race. this is in response to @tiredgaykakashi who posted the dubbed version first

ok i periodically rewatch this pure scene so i cut it out of the ep to share w the rest of the class

p.s. I’ve got nothing against dubs, everyone has different preferences <3

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Jameela Jamil photoshopped as Boa Hancock from One Piece. I love Jameela. Not only is she gorgeous but she is HILARIOUS and is just a smart lady fighting for us all to love ourselves. So anyway if the inevitable One Piece live action TV show ever makes it to Boa Hancock I think Jameela would do a great job. She has the strength, beauty and the humour to pull off the strong and narcissistic yet ridiculously love sick Boa. 

But I know so much stuff has to go into irl casting considerations; the relative ages of all the actors, peoples schedules, chemistry, other stuff. These photoshops are more for fun than actual casting <3

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Why does Iruka look so damn old in Boruto?

Okay lets first establish age.

Pretty sure Kakashi was 14 when Naruto was born. Then at the end of Shippuden Naruto just turned 17 so Kakashi would have been (14+17)= 30-31 at the end of the 4th Ninja war. At the beginning of Boruto I'm pretty sure it's been 14 years since the 4th Ninja war (Though I remember them at one point in the anime saying it was 10 years ago but then I think they changed it to 14).

So 31+14 = 45. So Kakashi is 44-45 in Boruto which honestly isn't that old so he should still look pretty young and HE DOES.

Here is Kakashi’s face in Naruto vs his current face (as Sukea) in Boruto. 

LOOKS LIKE HE HASN’T AGED A DAY!

Now Iruka was 10 during the nine tails attack/Naruto's birth. So he is 4 year YOUNGER than Kakashi so Iruka is 40-41 years old in Boruto.

Here is Iruka’s face in Naruto vs his current face on Boruto.

WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED?! He looks like a rickety old man!

He is now dead eyed with hollow cheeks and deep laugh lines. He is only 40 years old! That is not old! 

Some might say that Kakashi always wears a mask so he had less sun exposure therefore he looks younger. Or “people age differently.” Wellll this is an anime and I doubt they thought of that when they did the character design because that makes too much sense. I will also say this. Iruka’s face looks way older than even Jiraiya’s and Jiraiya WAS 50! 

50 Year old Jiraya VS 40 Year old Iruka

Even without giving Iruka grey hair Jiraiya looks like a spritely young hunk in comparison. Iruka looks like he can’t lift a hardcover book.

And without comparing him to others, 40 IS NOT OLD.

Reference of how young people in their 40s can look:

Ashton Kutcher (39)

Andy Samberg (39)

Tom Hardy (40)

Michael Fassbender (40)

Steve Howey (40)

Cillian Murphy (41)

James Marsden (44)

Adam Scott (44)

Paul Bettany (46)

Paul Rudd (48)

Skeet Ulrich (48)

Now there are totally people that look worse at these ages but these are some possibilities for fit floppin ninja who are fit AF. Aaaaaand these actors are all white and white people age pretty terribly.

So in summation... There is no reason for Iruka to look this old, and his Boruto design is trash.

Thank you, for coming to my TEDtalk.

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Brook draaaaaging Big Mom What kind of fool regards his own death as part of a plan… dumbass young lady?

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So if they are surprised to find a vivre card in her shirt then WHY THE FLIP did they rip her shirt open in the first place?! For fun? Standard procedure? Damn Oda...women are such sex object in this show it really makes it hard to enjoy sometimes.

Also this one just... come on!

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Peeps who tf was that basic girl flirting with Shikamaru at the end of Naruto? Cuz I KNOW it wasn’t Temari.

“Ahahh what do you mean, I am Temari. You can tell by my spikey hair and my face. Especially my face. I’ve never looked more like me in my entire life. I am not a robot. Just look at my face and you will see it is me............ Temari. Because that is my name and I would never forget it because it is mine.”

“Huh?! Shoo. Away imposter.”

Don’t be silly it is me. Me as in Temari, who I am. Look at my Temari nose that has always been there. Let me do my signature blink, smile, and blush to prove it. This trademark act of bashfulness will surely convince the masses.”

“My pride. She has stomped all over my pride, my indentity.”

Waifu Program Engaged OwO *blushes, and looks down as feet nervously* “Sensei sama senpai san please examine my Temari face again especially look at my kawaii desu pigtails. Engage ExtremeX2_BashfulTemariBlush_Version2.0 --scrtt-- I mean look at my blush that is mine that I do all the time. And if that doesn’t convince you I have been programmed to- I mean let me try other ways?.....” *unzips skirt*

“I will stop her.” “Garra, Wait. I’ll do it.”

“BE GONE ROBOT DEMON!!!”

“UWAH! Senpai you’ve committed an act of violence against me, by pushing me exactly 1 meter away. That is impressive considering my extra heavy robot feet - I mean wow you need to be punished~~~”

*Punches Sexy Mean Temari Senpai with love fist* ḟ̶̭O̴͕̔̚ö̵͙́L̷̪̜̒ì̶̼̈́s̵̝̼̽̽H̷̙͚̋ H̶̦͘͜u̷̡͛M̶̳̀̔a̴͔̿͝Ǹ̶͚ i ẅ̸͍́i̶͔͍͠L̸̜͑L̸̫̿ ̶à̵̬b̴̻͍̚S̷̞̖̍0̷̖͖͒͂r̴̮͋B̴̺͌̅ y̸̱̥͑0̵̩̑́U̸̞̎̉ -̸͚͛̕-̵̀͝H̵̗̆̉a̵̼̽͝j̴̥̳͒A̷͌͛aẖ̶̩̆͋@̵̦̒! (foolish human I will absorb you haaha) TEN YEARS LATER

Temari: “HA HA HA and that ladies is how I became a cyborg, not unlike myself but unlike myself at the same time. Super cool, right?

Sakura: “aha ha.....yeah”

#temariiscurrentlyaweirdhalfandhalfofherformerselfandacreepyrobot

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Meta self aware one piece before vaporwave was even a thing

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Emily Ratajkowski photoshopped as Nico Robin from One Piece She’s got a good sense of humour and I think she could do the deadpan dark humor but also obsessed with cute things that is Nico Robin. She’s also got the look down. She has a bit of a Polish background so she’s of slavic decent just like Robin who is supposedly from Russia.

P.S. When I do these live action photoshops I like to put people in their outfits from the beginning of the shows. Just because whenever an American live action remake is made it’s going to start from the beginning. So it’s fun to imagine the actors in outfits they are more likely to be in. Though as time goes on I’ll probably do some of the same actors in different outfits.

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Cole Sprouse photoshopped as Sanji Vinsmoke from One Piece. This photo was Cole pretty much already being Sanji so I colourized it from black and white and added the ol’ swirly eyebrow.

Man I mean honestly I think Cole would make a pretty dope Sanji. He could do the serious and the camp quite well.

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Cillian Murphy photoshopped as Kakashi Hatake. Cillian is just a great actor and super chill. I had seen him in other stuff but after watching Peeky Blinders I realized he’s got the badass calm that is the essence of Kakashi.