#crackpost

[sweeneydino]

They’re the rats… rat dads.

[the-valiant-valkyrie]

phantom isn't the name of a fabric is she fucking stupid??

[silverlullabies]

Headcanon but Simon wears the dumbest fucking T-shirts when he’s off duty:

T-shirt that says "Strawberry Jams but this Glock don't"

"I wish I had mental stability instead of these giant tits"

"Chicken tender slut"

"I exist without my consent"

"I put the hot in psychotic"

"If lost, do not return."

"Emotional damage" (in military

stencil font)

"Corn is a fruit"

“I lost my virginity at a Dennys” (flatly refused to elaborate on that one)

[ashuribbon]

This was what happened in the new update, right?

[rosy-crow]

So many games would zoom in a little too close on characters like Tifa or Aerith to get those cheap fan service-y shots for promotion, but FF7 really came out and said,

“Nah we’re gonna do that to the main villain of the game. CAMERAMAN, ZOOMETH IN ON HIS ASSETS!”

and then they did.

Repeatedly.

[wanderintofics]

anytime one of the batkids or JL members have to use one of the more obscure Batman contingency plans they are soooo embarrassed about it because you know they complained about learning it and said it wasn’t necessary and would never happen

[azortoonz]

very low effort post(don't take it seriously)

[lintandsteal]

Winner.