#robot's asks

[greatest-inventor-robot]

if you made a exact replica of Gart (like robot-bot) what would you do with it?

Ruin his life.

I'd put it in the stupidest places. Sitting in the fountain at the park. A garbage can in plain view. The corner of the gay bar. I'd make it infiltrate a news station and dance stupidly in front of the cameras. Make it run around the Solid Light Factory and break stuff. Anything that would destroy the credibility he doesn't deserve! And judging on what happened to me last time, everybody would be non the wiser!

...That being said though, I probably will not make one. Not because the prospect doesn't sound tempting, but because I'd rather not have to stare at his stupid face for that long.

[greatest-inventor-robot]

Hey BUDDY. Would ya mind getting that little Ogo to stop practicing his bad gregorian chanting at the dawn of day. I can hardly get any rest around here, If any at ALL.

> @perrysickle

You think I haven't tried?!

[greatest-inventor-robot]

How did you get your fear of puppets? Are you scared of any kind of puppets? What about dolls?

Eugh, boy.

I didn't get my fear of puppets. Ive always had it. The first time I remember experiencing it was when I attended a class puppet show back in elementary school. It just... it was creepy, alright? They were staring at me with their lifeless, beady eyes... and singing awful show tunes...

It doesn't matter what the puppet looks like. Dolls are bad, too. Anything inanimate that tries to imitate something alive. I don't like it. I just don't.

[greatest-inventor-robot]

Robot what's your favorite part of living with Monster?

Every part is great, but my favorite has to be our mornings. We've fallen into a little routine during our years of living together. Whoever wakes up first has to make breakfast for the two of us. On days where we wake up at the same time, it's a race to the kitchen. If only you could see how fast he runs!

I let him win during those days. I know he likes cooking for me, and I love a free meal.

[greatest-inventor-robot]

oh my god are you that little thang that's responsible for most explosions in this neighborhood. i'm SO suing you for damaging my blimp with that weird oversized magnet of yours. /how to train your marf ref

Woah, woah! Hey, now! Anybody could've built that magnet! And anybody could've caused those explosions, too! You've got nothing on me!

[greatest-inventor-robot]

You're a great inventor, like you invented a exact replica of yourself. It's impressive and disturbing at the same time. But what was your very first invention and how old were you?

Why, thank you, Punny. Sometimes my genius is just too much for anybody to handle. Even myself. Anyways, yes... my first invention. For the first six years of my life, when I engineered stuff, they were step-by-step experiments for kids which had already been done a million times. Bottle rockets, a catapult made out of popsicle sticks, slingshot rockets, et cetera. But my first original invention came about once I was in school. I was eight years old and I made it for a science fair. It was a calculator which read its inputs out loud when the buttons were pressed. I made it by ripping the audio chip out of a Speak and Spell I didn't need by that point.

The engineering was incredibly choppy compared to what I can do now, but honestly, it still should have won me that competition. I got second. All Lucy did was make a potato battery, and she got first. Anybody could've done that!

[greatest-inventor-robot]

What made you want to move in with Monster?

There's a few reasons. The first one is rent, obviously. It's easier to pay. The second is because I like having him around. And the third is that living with my family was driving me insane, but being alone didn't sound great, either.

Easily the best decision I've ever made.

[greatest-inventor-robot]

OKAY OKAY I NEED THE BEEF FROM YOU AND LUCY!!! You both had something before? Perhaps you we're friends long time ago? After all you meet each other even in jazz lessons if I'm not mistaken... Or you think she just wants to annoy you all the time?

Ugh, Lucy. I figured somebody would bring her up. I suppose, at one point, I didn't despise her as much as I do now, but that's because I was a bright-eyed kid. I believed our competitions were for fun instead of to win. Can you believe that?!

We were never friends though, no. Absolutely not.

As for the jazz thing, that was more of a coincidence than something I willingly walked into. I did it for Monster; he talked me into it, and he didn't tell me she was there. She was insufferable during those lessons, too. As always.