Kai: Did Aki really do that? What kind of idiot does that?
Hidaka: Don't make this a competition about which one of you is stupider. I'm not sure which one of you will win but I'm definitely gonna be the loser.
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Kai: Did Aki really do that? What kind of idiot does that?
Hidaka: Don't make this a competition about which one of you is stupider. I'm not sure which one of you will win but I'm definitely gonna be the loser.
Frau: Honestly, I don't know what to make of glasses characters.
Subaru: I'm not wearing these to fit into character stereotypes, I'm wearing these because my eyes are bad!
Subaru: I've only been here for five minutes and I've already saved your ass! You need me.
Kai: No, you just need to feel needed.
Subaru: Obviously! Still rude to say!
Aki: Aliens?
Daru: Seems kinda out there.
Nae: This coming from the man hiding a time machine in his closet for the last nine years?
Mr. Pleiades: This won't be a fair fight.
Aki: Only sporting that I give you a chance.
Mr. Pleiades: That was actually funny.
Misa: Look inside your hard drive and open up your mercy file.
Kou:
Subaru: Do you realize how hard building robots usually is! It's really hard if you take even a moment to think about it!
Aki: That's our secret weapon. We never think about it.