#robowings

[kryptonians]

omg that post saying milo manara is a woman like... aside from that being totally wrong, women can sexualize women and perpetuate the male gaze too, guys...

next I'm gonna see 

"well I'M a woman and I like it so it's not the male gaze..."

[burritosong-old]

hippos

i don't like

uhhhhhh

i don't like how they would probably attack me if i tried to say hi bc of how territorial and aggressive they can be

[burritosong-old]

robowings replied to your post:i just had a moment of absolute awe that you told someone to their face that you hate them. like, i bow down to your amazingness bc i feel bad just critiquing someone for something harmless. i want to be you when i grow up megan

you are a queen, megan. a queen

ty ty ty

[burritosong-old]

i just had a moment of absolute awe that you told someone to their face that you hate them. like, i bow down to your amazingness bc i feel bad just critiquing someone for something harmless. i want to be you when i grow up megan

OKAY LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THIS

i used to work at the local Party City with andimapc and lalalalaurenss and we would always hire a bunch of extra ppl for halloween bc that was our busy season

well

the management there was fucking shit (and yes i am including myself bc towards the end there i was part of the management staff like literally one day i spent my whole shift in the back eating dried fruit and doing nothing else) and so one year the extra staff they hired was like

wow

rlly terrible

and there was this one dumb ass loud ass annoying ass lazy ass bitch that who was just like so fucking useless and literally she was hired for her rack i swear to god that’s what she was hired for and i think her name was Jenna? idk becca can correct me if i’m wrong

and one day this bitch comes waltzing up to the register i’m at WHILE I’M TRYING TO DO WORK and is like “MEGAN BE HONEST WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT ME”

and i’m all “no you don’t want me to be honest”

and she’s like “NO I REALLY DO”

and well

like

she asked for it for it right?

so i was honest bc who am i to deny this girl her wish? and i told her “I fucking hate you,” looking her straight in the eye

and you know what she does?

DO YOU KNOW WHAT SHE DOES?

she goes

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MEGAN YOU’RE SO FUNNY I KNOW YOU LOVE ME."

and like okay bitch wanted me to be honest so i corrected her just in case she misheard me and i was like “no, I hate you”

and she just laughed and was like “HAHAHA MEGAN YOU’RE SO FUNNY” and walked off

and like to this day it is one of the proudest moments in my life bc nothing makes you feel more powerful than telling a bitch you hate her and walking away with her thinking you are her greatest friend

[burritosong-old]

robowings replied to your post:guys i’m not cool and i’m not pretty so you don’t...

plz do not tell lies

i never tell lies like i literally told this one bitch to her face that i fucking hated her okay i am the most honest

[huntressed]

12, 14

12: Uh I'm really bad at dating. Food dates. I love food.

14: I have my ears pierced and I'm fine with that. I've got enough holes in my body. God I'm boring.

[burritosong-old]

5, 12

5. Piercings I have

I have my ears pierced!

12. Ideas of a perfect date

That's a tough one. I'd have to say April 25th. Because it's not too hot, not too cold, all you need is a light jacket.

(lol no like p much a perfect date is doing anything with my darling and french fries, like i'm so easy to please)

[kryptonians]

a werewolf. just bc of your impressive beard t b h

I AM THE ALPHA