oh my beloved moot....... bad news
my fiancee and i have 5 feline beasts. 😈
Heres my official catpost!!!
starting from the oldest...
Wags, 16 years old
Nicknames: Waggy, Mr. Muffin, Muffin, Wuffin, Mr. Purrs
I adopted him when I lived alone and he was my first cat :) Ive had him for 4 years and hes so so so sweet. He was a feral, and was taken into our local cat rescue because he had licked off 70% of his fur. :(
Favorite things: butter, whatever youre eating, naps on the couch together, snuggles and chin scritches.
Least Favorite things: Other cats, being picked up/trimming his nails, getting his nails stuck in things.
Juniper, 4 years old
Nicknames: Bumper, Bup bup, Jumper
Juniper is the friendliest cat ive ever met!!! She was my fiancee's first cat before we met. She was found as a kitten, and is deeply attached to my love :)
She is so soft, like a mink coat. Shes also extremely polite and sweet.
Favorite things: water dish being full, macaroni and cheese, snuggling under the blanket, people wearing steel toed boots
Least Favorite things: Being surprised/spooked, being bothered or petted during biscuit time (she works very hard), being pet on her belly
Garlic Aioli, 4 ish years old (not sure)
Nicknames: Garc, Honky, Miss Chunk
Garlic Aioli lived under our porch when we first moved in here! We fed her and she was actually friendly. One day we said "if she follows us from the car all the way down the street we will adopt her. Youll never guess what happened.
We took her to the vet, turns out she was a trojan horse of kittens We took care of her and her babies, adopted them out and spayed her. Shes now a snuggly weirdo and i love her. Shes actually a really well behaved cat!
Favorite things: Lefse, when human comes home from work, dipping her paw into aquarium water, naps on the couch, heating vent
Least Favorite things: Lefse, Wags, when the food bowl is empty
Legendary Crown of Wonder, 2 years old
Nicknames: LCoW, Cow, Chow Chow
LCoW is the kitten that another cat living under our porch had. Her name is Webkinz and we trapped her and gave her to a friend to care for. She had 5 kittens, and LCoW was the only one to survive. Shes a bit weird, since having a feral mom doesnt lead to good socialization. She is definitely mellowing with age and she is fairly snuggly, and loves to play and romp around. Shes also our most mischevious and loves to get into things.
Favorite things: Wags, feather wand, blue felt ball toy, dig through trash, sleeping on our feet
Least Favorite things: Lefse chasing her, being held, bathroom door being closed
Lefse, 1 year old
Nicknames: Leffa, Beffa, Beef, Beefer, Mr.Beef, Mr. Huff My Stink
We got him as a kitten, and he was found in a casino parking lot. Poor lil guy is super skittish. Hes pretty energetic and playful and will try to get the other cats to play. He also has a weird tendency to lick others ALOT and wants to play bite when snuggling. He and Garc get along really well and they snuggle often. He also has legit pica, and he will eat literally anything that will fit in his mouth.
Favorite things: Bedtime, Snuggling Garc, chasing LCoW, feather wand toy, being pet/rubbed aggressively, rolling around in loose litter
Least Favorite things: being restrained at all, strangers, when we go downstairs and we arent going to bed
Suzie, 12 (died Nov 15 2024)
My old lady!!! I got her before I moved in with my fiancee and she was my live taxidermy girl. She loved weed and would snuggle when she smelled it lol. She loved to cuddle in general, hated the other cats, and was just a little weird. She had CKD, and near the end she had a heart murmur and possible cancer. I miss her dearly but I know she is comfortable and warm in hell. (she chose that. she wanted to eat the hearts of republican politicians).