Vibes: Ngl I was picturing more Roceit than all three. More like Roman and Janus are uh doing courtship or something. The Remus walking in like “got you bro😘💚”
Tags: @doyapromise
Challenge: Kind of a dark royaltycore moodboard or something like that • RemRomCeit
remus exclusively uses pictures of both him and roman on tinder and doesn't say in his description who the account belongs to
there's no real reason but he does keep count of how many matched hoping the account was roman's, and how many that matched because they found him attractive
deceit matches and asks if he has to choose or if the twins would be okay with sharing
he's not the first to ask about a threesome in some way but he's the first one to keep remus' interest
A/N: Uh….. all parties are like 17/18. I think. This was intended nsfw if I had continued writing but nothing happens. I’m serious.
Listen I pulled this from two years ago. It had no notes. Idk what I was thinking when I wrote it. But I wanted to share. Bc it’s 2.5k (in total) but I’m only sharing the first chapter. I have no intent in finishing this, sorry.
Also I say kinda RemRom bc they are in the relationship together but this was back from a time when I wasn’t 100% on the RR train yet. They’re like … Sam and Dean’s relationship (supernatural) where they are unhealthily attached to each other in all forms but physically sexual 🤣🤣. So obviously they must share a boyfriend or they’ll suffer from emotions distress.
Ig I should give a summary.
Summary: Janus gets pulled into going to a school party where he drunkly meets this hot guy. Or… wait it’s two different guys? He has no clue what he got himself into.
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The bell rang Signaling school was out. Janus collected his chemistry supplies. As he opens his locker to get his backpack to head home the locker beside him was slammed.
“JanJan” Logan exlaimed besides him.
“LoLo” Janus replies back with none of the excitement Logan had.
“Please come to the party tonight. I was told it was gonna be a lot of fun.”
“I...thats not really my scene-“
“Cut your bullshit buttercup” Logan says walking beside Janus toward the exit. “I’ll get a few drinks into you and you’ll loosen up. Plus all the hot babes and dudes will be there”
Janus tolled his eyes.
“Come onnnnn, you cant leave me alone.”
“Fine. Just this once. I’ll be there for an hour and then I’m leaving”
“Yay! Thank you JanJan”
“Yeah whatever”
….
Janus walked into the house where a bunch of people hung out in the yard, the music was loud blaring in his ears. Inside there were bodies everywhere and drinking adulty things from red solo cups.
“Janus!” Logan appeared in front of him. He was totally wasted. “I’m so glad you’re here”
“Yeah, I made it”
“Oh this is” Logan starts making graby motions for a dude in shades. Who wears shades in a building? “This is REMy. He’s my boy toy tonight”
The guy nodded his head at Janus.
“Hi” Janus greeted back.
“Anyway, have fun Janny. I’m gonna go suck the air out of Emy here” and just as he suddenly appeared, Logan suddenly disappeared into the crowd dragging the shaded kid behind him.
Janus soon found himself into the kitchen. One drink wouldn’t hurt. Why be sober at a party?
“Hey sweet thing” someone said behind him. Janus turned around to be face to face to mustached male.
“Um-“
“Damn I didn’t thing the view could get any better until I saw your pretty little face”
Janus didn’t know how to respond. Instead he kind of smirked. Maybe it was the drinks getting to him but he really liked the young man in front of him.
“H-hi?” Janus Apple a bit softly.
“Ooo are you shy? I like shy men. They’re a bit fun to play with”
Janus giggled. Why did he giggle? No one knows.
“I’m Remus.”
“Janus”
“Do you dance sweet heart?” The man said.
“Yes, I do a little bit of something” he replied.
Janus was lead by his hand to living room where most of the dancing teens and young adults were. He looked into the others eyes as they did weird odd dance moves together. Honestly on any other day, at any other time Janus would be care more about his appearance and what he looked liked to others but this man in front of him made reminded him of what really matters in life. Having fun.
“I really like you” Janus told the other as he took another sip of his drink.
“I like you too sweetheart.”
And like any scene out of any fucking movie Remus got closer to Janus. With the booming of the music, the swaying bodies all around them, the two lips touched. It was a sloppy kiss no doubt, Mainly because only one of them could pass a sober testing it wasn’t Janus.
“Mmmm that was hot”
“Yes it was. Can we do some more?”
“Maybe later, honey. How about we dance”
Janus nods his head in agreement, letting his body movements become loose and flow with the music.
Eventually the two got separated,Janus doesn’t remember how. All he knows was now he was standing alone with an empty drink. He went back to the kitchen to get another. His third one of the day. Maybe it should be pointed out that Janus is a light drinker so right now he was about to get shit faced.
He wakes down the hallway new drink in hand. He bopped his head to the music. Then like watching a horrid carcrash Janus was smashed into and suddenly he was wet.
“Ohhhh shit” someone slurred in front of him. It was the guy from earlier! “Yo bro, I’m so sorry”
“It’s ok rem-“
“It’s most definitely not.” ‘Remus’ declared. He extended his hand to help Janus up. “I must not ruin a handsome face like yours”
A smile found its way into Janus’s and he all but forgot that he was wet.
“Come one let me help you”
“Ok”
They were up stairs in the bathroom connected to a bedroom. Deceit was sitting on the toilet lid as Roman ran hot water in the sink.
“Let’s get you out of those sticky clothes” Roman said as he helped Janus out of his sticky shirt.
He brought the wash cloth to Janus chest.
Janus’s body was a bit under developed, but I mean what did you expect from someone who did nothing. THe cloth zoomed across the body leaving Janus a little bit cold from his wet skin being exposed. He shivered a little bit.
“Hey, did you know that you’re cute?”
“I am not-“
“Yes you are sweet cheeks. You’re adorable.”
Janus looked down into the others face. He still had a handsome face… except there was something…. different? He swears the guy in front of him had a bit of facial hair…. or maybe… maybe he was just making that part up.
“Can I get a name for your sweat face?”
“I already gave you my name”
“Well, why don’t you say it for me again then”
“Janus”
“Janus. That’s also a cute name.” The dude in front of him said. That’s when he squeezed the wet cloth and drops of water fell onto Janus crotch. “Uh oh. Clumsy me. Looks like this is going to have to come off too”
“I don’t mind that” Janus says helping Roman unbottimmn his pants. But before anything could even get started there was another voice in the bathroom.
“Roman you’re a ducking whore and you know it”
“Im a handsome whore”
Janus looked up to see two copies of the same person. Will not exactly copies. One had some facial hair while the other was clean like a babies butt.
“I-“ Janus startes unsure of what to say. “What’s happening?”
Remus, the one with facial hair came into the bathroom and grabbed the wet cloth from Roman.
“Let’s get you rested honey bunny” he says taking Janus’s hand and bringing him into the bedroom. It was red themed, and it had a bunch of movies and plays all in the wall. Janus even if he wasn’t drunk wouldn’t be able to identify anything from off the walls, there was also an asure amount if mirrors.
Janus sat in the bed and took off his pants, and everything after that was kinda a blur.
That is until he woke up the next day with a headache. He looked around, unsure of where exactly he was.
Also… where was his clothes? He was completely nice under the sheets and Janus couldn’t remember why. It’s not like he got hot black out drunk last nights, he kinda still remembers everything.
There was a fuzzy soft carpet to meet his feet when he decided to get all the way up.
He looked around. There was a picture of one of the schools well known actors and soccer players. He was standing by his twin who played cello and was a very good artiest.
Yes, the twins. Everyone talks so much about them at school, how could janus forget about them? Oh very simple, he didn’t give two flying fucks about them or the school, he just wanted his senior year to go by smoothly.
The door opened and in came Roman.
“Oh good you’re awake” he said, he placed Janus freshly cleaned clothes in the bed beside him. “I got theses washed since I got them dirty last night”
“Oh,,, um thanks?”
They touched hands.
“So…” Roman starts. “About last night…”
“Roman we have to go” Remus says entering the room himself. “Oh hey sweetcheeks. Did you sleep well?”
Janus nods his head.
Wait, it’s Friday. They all had school to get to.
“Roman and Remus! Hurry the fuck up!” Someone else called from down the steps.
“Well give you a ride to school sweetheart. Wouldn’t want to be late” Remus says before grabbing romans hand and excited the room.
There was something off about these two.
That is all Janus could think about as he sat in the backseat of a GMC.
The REMy guy from yesterday was driving. Why? Oh because Janus had forgotten that REMy was Remus and Romans older brother who happened to failed 2nd grade.
There was something off about the two though. Janus couldn’t put his finger on it. They pulled up into the parking lot and the twins exited the vehicle in a matter of seconds.
“You” REMy says before Janus could get out of the vehicle. “My brothers like you. And I’m not sure why.”
Janus wasn’t sure why this dude just insulted him, as far as he knows logan and REMy has sex last night. It should be the other way around.
“But they like you. So don’t cheat on them”
“Cheat? We’re not even dating. I
How can I cheat if I’m not even dating one of them?”
REMy smirked. “Sure.”
And then he walked away.
…
The End … of chapter 1. Except I never completed this. 👍🏾😅
Poly soulmates,,, what about Deceit x Remus and Deceit x Roman?? (Like where they’re both dating Deceit) where their soulmate’s name is written on you?
Roceitmus! Heck yes, I love that ship.
For years, Roman and Remus think that it’s a weird coincidence that both of them have a soulmate named Dara. According to some basic research by their parents (that is to say, they read a Wikipedia article), the name Dara exist in many languages. The pronunciation changes depending on the language, as does the meaning, and if the name is considered feminine, masculine or unisex.
They tease and joke a lot about who will find their Dara first. It’s not exactly a common name in the states, so they are both aware of the chance that they’ll meet their brother’s soulmate before their own. While some people cover their soulmate names, the twins have always had theirs on display, in hope of maybe running into someone who knows someone. There are weirder ways to find your soulmate.
Then one day Roman and Remus are meeting up with some of their friends for food at 3am. They were awake and hungry and the best ideas come at 3am.
Virgil and Remy - the only of their friends to be awake at 3am, ever - show up, a stranger walking in between them, with Remy’s arm casually around their shoulders.
The stranger works part-time as a bartender in the same bar as Virgil and Remy, and had just gotten off their shift when Remy texted them about food.
They introduce themself as “Dee, they/them pronouns, and if you make one racist joke I will break your nose.”
Dee is of Thai descent and has absolutely no time for racist bullshit.
Roman and Remus both immediately take a liking to Dee. The three of them end up having a deep conversation about the psychology in horror musicals and how the songs play into the narrative.
Remy is just. Smirking. Virgil is downing way too much coffee.
“Hey, Dara, I need to get V home before he crashes from the caffeine.” Remy says after a while, because they’re a lil shit who likes to meddle. To be fair, the should get Virgil home.
“Dara?” the twins repeat, doing a fairly good job pronouncing the name, and immediately looking towards Dee’s arms. Which are covered.
“I prefer Dee” Dee says. It may be because mispronunciation sucks. “And why should I show you my arms? I just met you.”
Roman and Remus just. pointedly put their arms on the table so that Dee can read their soulmate names.
Dee rolls up one sleeve to reveal Remus. And while Remus is being way too loud for 4am in the morning, Dee rolls up his other sleeve to reveal Roman.
That shuts the twins up pretty quickly. They had never considered that they would have the same soulmate.
“I need some sleep, but text me when you two get your shit together.” Dee says, and scribble their number on a napkin.
Remus texts them the next day, because eh fuck it, Dee was cool, and he doesn’t really care about having the same soulmate as Roman.
Roman texts a few days later because he needed longer to process, and get over the whole “soulmates can only be monogamous” bullshit
(If our history has been so successful in covering up homosexual relationships etc, then you bet that this soulmate world has covered up polyamorous relationships. The only good thing here is that homophobia never existed.)
Different people have different rhythms and stuff, so the twins quickly understand that the healthies is for them to take it in their own time. Remus immediately becomes best friends with Dee, texting all the time. Roman prefers meeting up in person and getting to know Dee that way. They hang out all three too, watching movies, having debates, getting into stupid shit.
Oh, and Dara is Khmer for star. You bet that the twins give Dee tons of star-related pet names after they learn that.
