#rocketintooblivion

[starmimiwrites]

[text]:I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk. / [text]:Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed. / [text]:I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.

SENTENCE STARTERS -- TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT ( Vanessa & Kenzie )

[text]: I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.

[text]: oh my god Ness i’m sorry i know I shouldn’t be laughing but i’m dying 

[text]:  baby girl i love you but I don’t want you that wasted unless you plan on missing our flight tomorrow because an airport is not that kind of hangover friendly

[text]: Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.

[text] I’ll drink to that, amen.

[text]: I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.

[text]: :( :( :(

[text]: oprah wouldn’t do me like this.

[text]: Next time ima throw a fork back. [cry laughing emoji ]

[notjustanotherrpblog]

✆ ☎ ⁇ ø ✘ for any 3 pairings

Send “✆” for a morning text.

[Mason] Oy, weirdo. It’s not Sunday but you better have those shitty pancakes waiting for me ;)

Send “☎” for a rushed text.

[Beatrice] Come here. I need you. Explain later.

Send “⁇” for a drunk text.

[Marcus] Babe, ca u coem?

Send “ø” for a late night text.

[Julian] Do you want to do something crazy with me?

Send “✘” for a hateful text.

[Mia] You shouldn’t have come here, Jason. Why are you even here?

[lumierc]

rocketintooblivion replied: This definitely brightened my day omg pls

aw im glad!!! /bless u w flower petals and pizza to make it all better

[lumierc]

rocketintooblivion ~~~

hey!!!! i think you're one of those blogs i've followed from the very start and it's just nice seeing you on my dash cause so many people just come and go. i like your writing and your characters seem to be interesting and ur blog's cute and u just seem so sweet and friendly and UR URL IS GOLD I FEEL IT WE'RE ALL ON OUR WAY TO OBLIVION and it's just all v nice uwu

[starmimiwrites]

Shay Mitchell :3

I love her face so much ugh.

My best experience with a Shay would HAVE to be the fun I had playing against your sweetie pie Vanessa. She was fun and I loved her. Another would be the Shay I have in a verse where she’s a teen mom. Not too much has blossomed there yet but it’s dark and lovely.

Most of the Shay’s i’ve come across only were the best so no bad ones. :3

[emiliaofrps]

Eeek thank you to all of you! Now I just need to figure out how to follow that up ;)

[notjustanotherrpblog]

[MSG:] This is your stupidest idea ever. No, wait, cheese pants was your stupidest idea ever. But this is close. / [MSG:] I wish I could say this is the first time that’s happened, but that’d be a lie. / [MSG:] Uhhhh, I’m pretty sure that pic you just sent me was for someone else… At least, I hope so. / [MSG:] We’re not even official yet and he’s cleaned up my puke twice.

[MSG:] This is your stupidest idea ever. No, wait, cheese pants was your stupidest idea ever. But this is close.

[Marcus] Wow babe, I feel the love tonight. 

[Marcus] First) the cheese pants was genius, my own version of that Gaga costume. Not my fault there were fucking animals around that felt like eating it

[Marcus] Second) she’s your sister, it is not like she’ll develop feelings towards me like any random chick. Besides, you already know her and she saw my naked ass many times before. It’s practically like we already had a threesome by now.

[MSG:] I wish I could say this is the first time that’s happened, but that’d be a lie.

[Marcus] I’m sorry.

[MSG:] Uhhhh, I’m pretty sure that pic you just sent me was for someone else… At least, I hope so.

[Mason] Oh shit, sorry, wron’t Sam

[Mason] So this means you don’t wanna see my dick, babe? ;)

[MSG:] We’re not even official yet and he’s cleaned up my puke twice.

[Mason] He is nice like that, I guess