How the beginning of Rocketman (2019) should’ve gone:
Elton: I’m Elton Hercules John, I’m an alcoholic
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How the beginning of Rocketman (2019) should’ve gone:
Elton: I’m Elton Hercules John, I’m an alcoholic
me: maybe i’m a lesbia-
taron egerton: no your not
me: no i’m not
No one:
Absolutely no one:
Elton John:
me when taron and richard preformed the honky cat montage
someone stop me
Ray: What did you say your name was again?
Reg: Elton
Ray: Elton.. Elton what?
*looks over at Beatles photo*
Reg: Ringo.. El Ringo
Rocketman Meets Wolf Pupy Tweets, Part Four.