#rodeocore

[forested-mystery]

rodeo 🐎

[coffeeandbatboys]

I have an ex friend who pretends she’s a rancher. (She lives on two acres with a horse like I do, but does not work for any ranches, has no cattle, and is literally just a barrel racer.). On the rodeo circuit, she’s a real snob. A while back she kind of made fun of me for not winning any [roping] jackpots and if i did, they were ones that weren't trophy prized. I got kinda fed up with it so i just told her “You don’t get a buckle for getting beat up, bucked off, kicked and dragged through the brush, now do you? Too bad the people who do the real cowboy work don’t get what they deserve.”

[trickynikki76]

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