#rodismancave

[martyrix]

Have you tried exposure therapy

Squints. I don't need therapy. I have never needed therapy.

[mastermegatron]

Do you know guardians of the galaxy

This feels like a trick question.

« Is this a division within the Autobot ranks? »

[forgedcold]

Op just told me he wishes you’d offer to let him lick your feet. This is true

[stinglikeame]

More kitties for the pile!!

[rifleseye]

@rodismancave said.

i didn't realize i drank that much.

prompt.

the celebrations got out of hand — they tend to do that often, so it's to be expected. he had only the one drink himself, so he wasn't as affected as some of their other crewmates. like his captain, for example, who he is currently helping through the corridors of the lost light.

there's a mildly amused glint in his eye when rodimus complains. " captain, if i may, i must suggest more due diligence when it comes to these events. otherwise, you may have to rely on a more... quidnunc individual than i. "

[transformiing]

@rodismancave

“I don’t know. Elaborate.”

[captainseamech]

🌻

Wanna see me ramble again?

//fandoms in general need to be less hostile when it comes to shipping. I get it if a said is not your favorite or if shipping in general is not your forte but this does not mean you should be a little shit towards anyone that likes a ship in general, unless said ship is morally wrong.

Having crack ships and rarepairs are my absolute best thing ever and I adore when a crack ship turns real!! Sad thing is that sometimes a fandom would say otherwise and scare you away from creating a little ship because of the most popular ship of them all being constantly highlighted / shoved at your face. Speaking for experience, really.

People should be, and are!, allowed to make a silly ship that makes no sense unless you explain your AU! Oc x Canon? Love it. Rarepair that had every thing to turn real? GIMME!! The only issue, as mentioned, is if said ship is with a minor (only a problem in romantic ships, familial bond and friendships are fine in this case), inc3st (... ditto.) and romanticizing other fucked up stuff.

Thanks for coming to my Ted talk

[unicronnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnom]

@rodismancave replied...

He should’ve tasked me with frolicking on a field

( THAT WOULDN'T HAVE MADE FOR A VERY GOOD BOOK, WOULD IT. )